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Vash
11-21-2004, 11:31 PM
I go to the gym in 5 hours.

I haven't been to sleep yet.

Then I drive 45min to school.

Insomnia can suxors my **** ****** **** **** ***** **** ****er ***** mother****ing ****

Or something.

IronFist
11-22-2004, 12:04 AM
Go to bed. :D

rubthebuddha
11-22-2004, 01:08 AM
and in the play "kfm," the parts of pot and kettle will be played by ironfist and vash, respectively.

Serpent
11-22-2004, 03:34 AM
Originally posted by rubthebuddha
and in the play "kfm," the parts of pot and kettle will be played by ironfist and vash, respectively.
Heh, "KFM, The StageShow"!

What parts would other members play, I wonder?

SevenStar
RubTheBuddha
Masterkiller
David Ross ( ;) )
SifuAbel
Oso
Ming Yue
Red5Angel

:)

There's a few to be going on with. This could be fun!

;)

David Jamieson
11-22-2004, 07:31 AM
SevenStar - playing Judo Hobbo, the hobbonator

RubTheBuddha - play "moderator jack", the moderatorror

Masterkiller - the purist, the puristerator

David Ross - the ranter, the ranterator

SifuAbel - the cuban who doesn't smoke cigars, the cubanonator

Oso - the new school owner, the schoolownernator

Ming Yue - the artist chick - the artistinator

Red5Angel - the coffee boy, get us some coffe and finish this list punk. lol :p

Kristoffer
11-22-2004, 08:24 AM
Kung Lek - the evil genious

Buddy
11-22-2004, 08:26 AM
I want to play Blooming Loony. Bloony-the Ego Egstrodinator
Waataaah

SPJ
11-22-2004, 08:48 AM
All the stresses from overwork, driving in the traffic (road fatigue, road rage), overtold by internet and 24 hours cable (constant bombardment of the same infomercial over and over), in the life of 21 century.

Too many people spend too much time on physical highway and information highway.

A break, a way to relax.

A peaceful meditation. Quieting the mind. No cell phone, no TV, no radio, no noises to clutter the mind.

A glass of milk.

A dip or a swim.

A steam in the Sauna room.

A massage to relax all muscles.

A visit to the Church.

A trip: a cruise, a stroll in the park,

A Tai Ji ercise.

A short read of a poetry book.

Too much adventure, violence, horror in the movies nowadays.

Some may like a musical movie.

A concert.

Man, even to relax, I have to fuss about it.

Whatever works for you. Daoists or naturalists would be comback.

Counting the sheeps.

:D

SPJ
11-22-2004, 08:54 AM
Our sensory functions: hearing, seeing, feeling etc and our minds are constantly overfed by modern techs.

The monster rides in the theme park make your heart beat faster and faster.

Some consider that as fun and relaxation.

Stand up comedies are good.

Drama and play some enjoy.

Something different and help to relax.

I love to watch the waves of the ocean in Laguna beach or any shores.

I am from a tropical island.

The see breeze and birds chirps calm me down.

The waves calm me down.

The Qi from the morning---

:D

Vash
11-22-2004, 03:06 PM
I rarely find peace. Though, when I do, it's usually in the weight room, or when doing karate.

norther practitioner
11-22-2004, 03:57 PM
:rolleyes:

I didn't even make the cast...

Oh, right, I didn't sleep with any of the mods to get on the "good" list.

rogue
11-22-2004, 04:08 PM
Vash, you have no street cred. Come on over to the rap thread and we'll get you some.

FuXnDajenariht
11-22-2004, 04:18 PM
i sold my street cred for a bottle of vodka and a bucket of kfc

SPJ
11-22-2004, 04:45 PM
Vash;

Agreed. If you are used to work out for a certain number of hours.

If I miss some hours of trainining, I have to "tire" myself physically with other ways somehow to feel sleepy.

To quiet my mind, I have to write out my thoughts.

Otherwise, my body is sleepy, my mind is not. I will toss and turn all nite.

If I type out my thoughts, my mind is then happy and goes to the sleep mode.



:D

Vash
11-22-2004, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by rogue
Vash, you have no street cred. Come on over to the rap thread and we'll get you some.

Not to be racist or anything, but I'm far too white to flow right.

YaHurd!

Serpent
11-22-2004, 06:19 PM
SPJ, I think you're in the wrong thread. You could possibly be in the wrong reality! ;)

New cast member:

norther practitioner - The Whiner.

:)

Vash
11-22-2004, 07:36 PM
I'm guessing I'm the Pot.

I don't know how I feel about that.

On an aside, if the only upper body work you do is pullups (not counting a bit of rotator cuff stuff), you're gonna be sore as hell.

Add 3/4 pistols, 1 legged hyperextensions, and regular 1.5 leg curls, and you've got a vomit-inducing day.

I wanna sleepy!!!

You know what would put me to sleep tonight?

A private viewing of Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie and a nice pair of boobies in my face immediately thereafter.

I'm sure the big G liked that last one.

But, I still want some boobies in my face.

Like, now.

Oh, wait, I'm in college.

Serpent
11-22-2004, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by Vash
But, I still want some boobies in my face.

Like, now.

Oh, wait, I'm in college.
So? Isn't that the best place to get boobies?

David Jamieson
11-22-2004, 07:45 PM
New cast member:

norther practitioner - The Whiner.


- the whinernator

Vash
11-22-2004, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
So? Isn't that the best place to get boobies?

**** straight.

Vash
11-22-2004, 08:48 PM
Well, I think I'm gonna

1) Lay down
2) Listen to one of my hypnotism sessions (the one that FIXED my 15 month, 8 day injury)
3) Sleep

peace

GunnedDownAtrocity
11-22-2004, 11:57 PM
same boat.

have no idea why im up. forcng myself not to play hl2 or uo and instead of sleeping if find myself posting here and sending people stupid pics over im.

im gonna have less of an idea of why im not sleeping tomorrow.

oh well off to bed. so i can read barely able to keep my eyes open for another hour or two. i was better off drinking.

rubthebuddha
11-23-2004, 12:05 AM
i was better off drinking. ****ing duh. :rolleyes:










;)

CaptinPickAxe
11-23-2004, 12:07 AM
I'm guessing I'm the Pot.

I am what I eat...er...smoke.

Toby
11-23-2004, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by Vash
... Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie ...There's a movie coming out? Awesome! I get to pretend that I watch Spongebob with my kids because they like it but I'm not fooling anyone.

tug
11-23-2004, 03:51 PM
Just saw Spongebob last weekend, and even though this may make me look like some 9 year old with acne, glasses and pocket protector - GO SEE IT!

It was one of the wackiest things I've ever seen. Funny too.

Not just for kids anymore.

Vash
11-23-2004, 06:22 PM
Spongebob Squarepants is the fukcing man.

Toby
11-23-2004, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by tug
Not just for kids anymore. Never was. My wife doesn't like the kids watching the Simpsons because it encourages bad habits - which I've noticed myself. Ren and Stimpy isn't on so much round here and the kids don't enjoy it as much as I do. But Spongebob is awesome for both the kids and me - love it. Same funky colour as the forum, too ;).

Vash
11-23-2004, 06:56 PM
Sandy Cheaks - Best name for a female character
Bikini Bottom - Best locale

Toby
11-23-2004, 07:05 PM
I kinda liked Rock Bottom myself - a bit more gothic.

Vash
11-23-2004, 07:15 PM
**** that ****, it's Bikini Bottom or Bust.

Dayum, that was funny.

norther practitioner
11-23-2004, 07:59 PM
Well, I'm going to have to put this thread up there with the did it all for the wookie.

Ming Yue
11-24-2004, 05:21 AM
my new boyfriend has a 7 year old son, we went to see spongebob on Sunday. Loved it. :D

anybody see the INcredibles yet?

SPJ
11-24-2004, 08:22 AM
Good movie.

The evil guy actually confined the I family, remote controlled the evil robot and tried to be a good guy or hero in order to be loved.

Enjoyed the symbolism.

Dad is with strength or Yang.

Mom is yielding into many shapes or Yin.

Son is a fast runner or Yang.

Daughter has the power of an energy shield to protect or Yin.

With these 4 properties, they "wicked"ly overcome the evils gadgets or techs.

The key to turn the whole thing around;

I dad did not hurt the secretary and won her heart. At the critical juncture, she helped.

In short, winning the people's hearts on a fundamental level. No gadgets or gimmicks.

That is why the evil guy failed.

OOPS.

Spoiled the fun.

:D

Ming Yue
11-24-2004, 08:31 AM
what I said was:

"anybody see the Incredibles?"

NOT

"anybody wanna wax loquacious and provide a socio-political breakdown of the Incredibles?"

;)

:D

SPJ
11-24-2004, 08:36 AM
OOPS!

:D

rubthebuddha
11-24-2004, 09:02 AM
yes, i saw the incredibles. both me and the hottie liked it muchly.

MasterKiller
11-24-2004, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by Vash
I rarely find peace. Though, when I do, it's usually in the weight room, or when doing karate. Find your peace in *****, young one; a ***** that wipes your snotty nose, combs the knaps out of your hair, makes you iron your clothes, gives you a reason to go to bed at night and to get out of bed in the morning.