Best of 2004

[norther practitioner]

1. Best Flame War


2. Best Troll


3. Most Aliases


4. Best Addition to KFM


5. Best Hijacked Thread


6. Best Hijacker


7. Most Knuckle-headed TMA/MMA is the only answer poster


8. Best Xebsball Alias


9. Funiest Post


10. Fill in your best.

[red5angel]

I'd like to vote for myself as just Best Of....

Red Wins!!!!

[Oso]

ok, so maybe I'm biased a bit and props to the few (too few) other ladies on the forum but I'm gonna vote Ming Yue on this one.

A smart, beautiful kung fu chick tough enough to verbally go toe to toe with you guys.

[norther practitioner]

verbally, Wusses like red and rub are not steppin' toe to toe with her in the ring either... ;)

[red5angel]

verbally, Wusses like red and rub are not steppin' toe to toe with her in the ring either...

I'm more a crotch to tongue kind of guy myself.

[MasterKiller]

Um....Ming Yue rocks and all, but she registered Dec 2002. Is this catrgory like the Grammy "Best New Artist" where Kid Rock was nominated three times and Lauryn Hill won twice?

[norther practitioner]

Originally posted by norther practitioner
1. Best Flame War

Ai Lek and Ross, because they both got banndeded


2. Best Troll

Obvious choice of BL

3. Most Aliases

I'm not going to tell

4. Best Addition to KFM

Lianne Le

5. Best Hijacked Thread

Just about any that Red and I have posted in

6. Best Hijacker

Prob. Red or GDA, GDA just cause.

7. Most Knuckle-headed TMA/MMA is the only answer poster

I'll have to do some digging

8. Best Xebsball Alias

I always liked volcano admin

9. Funiest Post


10. Fill in your best.

[SevenStar]

11. best thread


12. most informative poster


13. best forum


14. best quote

[Oso]

Training and Health

[Oso]

Originally posted by MasterKiller
Um....Ming Yue rocks and all, but she registered Dec 2002. Is this catrgory like the Grammy "Best New Artist" where Kid Rock was nominated three times and Lauryn Hill won twice?

ok, I guess so...was thinking more of quantitiy of post, etc.

I won't intensely argue this point but I think that most people are here awhile before they get known, if they get known at all. so, I don't know that this category should be limited to those that specifically registered in 2004.

[Ming Yue]

2. Best Troll
The schizo "Blego" flavor of Blooming Lotus

4. Best Addition to KFM
SPJ (the uber-zen double spaced rambling has grown on me)

5. Best Hijacked Thread
The thread that became the Flan thread.

6. Best Hijacker
MasterKiller

7. Most Knuckle-headed TMA/MMA is the only answer poster
Mutant Warrior (I think that's who it was...)


8. Best Xebsball Alias
The original Xebby.


10. Person most likely to get a homemade apple pie brought to him for nominating me for a thread I may not be eligible for.
Oso

12. most informative poster
Ford Prefect

[Oso]

Sweet !!!!!

and I wasn't even bucking for pie...



well, ok, I'm a guy, so maybe I'm bucking for pie all the time...but that's another thread....

[CaptinPickAxe]

Call me biased but:

Best Forum
The ORA

Best Xebby Alias
More Misfortune


Person most likely to get a homemade apple pie brought to him for nominating me for a thread I may not be eligible for:

I'd like some pie...

Poster who looks the best in a lime green cardigan, smoking hashish out of a sherlock pipe:
Chang Style Novice

The coveted KFO drunkard of the year:
Red5 and his nights of posting random **** while spackled.

[MoreMisfortune]

Most sexually active member of KFO in 2004
MoreMisfortune

[norther practitioner]

mm, sorry, but for that category.. it needs to be with someone else.

Best Forum, for offtopic stuff ORA

good call on the flan thread

[Chang Style Novice]

Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
Call me biased but:

Best Forum
The ORA

Best Xebby Alias
More Misfortune


Person most likely to get a homemade apple pie brought to him for nominating me for a thread I may not be eligible for:

I'd like some pie...

Poster who looks the best in a lime green cardigan, smoking hashish out of a sherlock pipe:
Chang Style Novice

The coveted KFO drunkard of the year:
Red5 and his nights of posting random **** while spackled.

It's more teal than lime green, but thank you, I gratefully accept this honor. And the hashish.

[red5angel]

The coveted KFO drunkard of the year:


just wait until tomorrow night and I'll see if I can live up to expectations.....:D

[Kristoffer]

1. Best Flame War

Ross VS EarthDragon and Ross VS Ai Lek

2. Best Troll

Blooming Lotus

4. Best Addition to KFM

I'll say Gene because of his skill to keep it cool even when ppl throw shiat at him

5. Greatest Thread

The brink of death. almost on 10 000 posts.

6. Greatest Forum

ORA and Training and health

7.Hottest member

Lianne Le

8. Most evil

the dark side of Xebbs

[Judge Pen]

Originally posted by MoreMisfortune
Most sexually active member of KFO in 2004
MoreMisfortune

Hookers don't count. :p

[PHILBERT]

Originally posted by norther practitioner
1. Best Flame War

David Ross versus that other guy

2. Best Troll

blooming lotus

3. Most Aliases

backbreaker and his 5 names

4. Best Addition to KFM

Me

5. Best Hijacked Thread

No idea

6. Best Hijacker

Xebs

7. Most Knuckle-headed TMA/MMA is the only answer poster

SifuAbel and Ross

8. Best Xebsball Alias

That new one

9. Funiest Post


10. Fill in your best.

[Ai Lek Ou Seun]

1. Best Flame War

-Ross vs. SifuAbel (I think that was this year)


2. Best Troll

-Kung Lek....because you almost believe he's not trolling.


3. Most Aliases

-Hmmm.... not sure but I think I may have won that one.
Backbreaker or BL could be in second.

4. Best Addition to KFM

-Someone said it already but SPJ gets my vote. Esoteric but keeps you interested.


5. Best Hijacked Thread

-Not sure.


6. Best Hijacker

-Master Killer


7. Most Knuckle-headed TMA/MMA is the only answer poster

-SevenStar for MMA

-Buddy for TMA's


8. Best Xebsball Alias

-Who is Xebsball.?


9. Funiest Post

-"Attn: Xebby - How to gets the wimmins? " by Serpent

Especially this part:


Another way to initiate a conversation is to have some good pick-up lines. The ladies just go gooey in the wee-wee over them. I will provide you with only a couple to get you started. "You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong." "You must wash your clothes with windex... because I can see myself in your pants!" "Nice shoes, wanna f**k?" "Could I touch your belly button...from the inside".Trust me, all of these have been tried by many a player and all appear to work effortlessly.

10. Most incoherent poster

-No Know...who wins every year. BL in a very close second.

[CaptinPickAxe]

ust wait until tomorrow night and I'll see if I can live up to expectations.....

Thank god for that. I don't know what I'd do with out your beer-induced ramblings:D

[jun_erh]

flame war-

Canada vs. US

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by MoreMisfortune
Most sexually deprived member of KFO in 2004
MoreMisfortune

[CaptinPickAxe]

Most Entertaining Thread
A tie between any BL thread and The Battle Thread.

Most Heated Debates
Any of the last 5,000 and counting political threads.

Bullshido Award for 2004
The Atlantian Qigong thread

[rogue]

just wait until tomorrow night and I'll see if I can live up to expectations.....

Yo Hank Aaron, just try to hit the toilet this time.


4. Best Addition to KFM
Famous Sensei & Sifu, The Great Tom Meniscus

198. Moderator Most Lacking in Street Cred.
7*

[SevenStar]

1. Best Flame War

the courtship of master killer and red5


2. Best Troll

ego


3. Most Aliases

either bacbreaker or hoisam


4. Best Addition to KFM

who was the chick that was coming on to me? bamboo princess?


5. Best Hijacked Thread

size and strength do not matter - not a great thread, but was hijacked and continued for 255 posts.


6. Best Hijacker

master killer...maybe BL


7. Most Knuckle-headed TMA/MMA is the only answer poster

TMA - sihing



8. Best Xebsball Alias

the original xeb

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by rogue

198. Moderator Most Lacking in Street Cred.
7*

Hey, I grew up in the street, holmes... :p

[rogue]

Seven, That Xebs coming onto you.

201. Post that makes even Red seem deep.

the "ot- oil change conversation" thread by jun_erh

I got an oil change today. I was talking to the guy waiting for my card to go through and I asked if anyone ever drove into that hole in the floor. He said yes sometimes people will just drive right in if the garage door is open. Some people are impatient and have really bad aim. They have to call a tow truck to get them out and it's quite embarassing for the person.

[SevenStar]

11. best thread

battle thread - ORA



12. most informative poster

ford prefect, ross



13. best forum

training and wing chun

[Oso]

4. Best Addition to KFM

who was the chick that was coming on to me? bamboo princess?



I thought that was MY....


;)

:D

[Vash]

369: Best Forum Reinvention - Jeet Kune Do

It really looks like we're going to get away from the Bruce Lee fingering the moon monologues.

[FuXnDajenariht]

mmkay.... wtf is flan?!

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by Oso
I thought that was MY....


;)

:D

43435345. Hottest poster to ever come on to SevenStar

Ming Yue

[SevenStar]

Main Entry: flan
Pronunciation: 'flan, 'flän(n)
Function: noun
Etymology: French, from Old French flaon, from Late Latin fladon-, flado flat cake, of Germanic origin; akin to Old High German flado flat cake
1 a : an open pie containing any of various sweet or savory fillings b : custard baked with a caramel glaze


an oven-baked caramel custard dessert that includes a velvety texture and the sweetness of a light caramel sauce.



Ever had creme caramel or creme brulee? If so, flan is along the same lines.

[Toby]

1. Best Flame War
Any with BL.

2. Best Troll
BL, especially when she merged with Ego.

3. Most Aliases
Fu-Pow?

4. Best Addition to KFM
SPJ. Love his posts.

5. Best Hijacked Thread
Any with BL.

6. Best Hijacker
BL.

8. Best Xebsball Alias
The original Xebsball.

9. Funiest Post
This (http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=515495#post515495) one's pretty good.

12. most informative poster
Ford, Merry, SPJ, AndrewS.

13. best forum
Training and health.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

poster with the most completely off topic threads spit right out on the main forum:

althought id like to say myself, i think it might have to go to iron fist with me and red coming in close behind.

[Ming Yue]

634. Person who won't be getting any apple pie for outing my internet crush:

Oso









:D

[SevenStar]

Do I get some pie?

[SevenStar]

666. best avatar and caption

GDA

[MasterKiller]

What's all this mess about me hijacking threads? Red5 is the midget hijacker, and Sevenstar can pick locks with his crooked love muscle.

By the way, I got Volume 2 and 3 of Bas Rutten's lock series, and he teaches Standing Locks. In fact, he demonstrates many of the same Chin Na techniques we teach in class.

[norther practitioner]

lol, then you do it..

tool











:rolleyes: :D

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by MasterKiller
I have a crooked love muscle.

[norther practitioner]

Originally posted by SevenStar
I see your schwartz is as small as mine. Can I touch it?

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by MasterKiller

By the way, I got Volume 2 and 3 of Bas Rutten's lock series, and he teaches Standing Locks. In fact, he demonstrates many of the same Chin Na techniques we teach in class.

how many ways can you lock a person? eventually, there would be at least some cross over...

[SevenStar]

thread jacking punks.

Back to our regularly scheduled thread...

[Chang Style Novice]

I'm pretty sure I've posted as many offtopics as anyone. Where's my cookie?

[norther practitioner]

CSN gets best of doing the same stuff for 2004, and keeping kfm relatively cool (operative being relatively).

I just realized some of us have been here for like, 4 years +...

[MasterKiller]

Originally posted by SevenStar
how many ways can you lock a person? eventually, there would be at least some cross over... Well, there's a loud vocal minority here who

A) Swear standing locks are useless

and

B) Won't admit MMA comes from kung fu

In one swift stroke, Bas proved them wrong on both accounts.

[Chang Style Novice]

Thanks, NP! For that, you can have a link to one of my favorite charcoal drawings by Jim Woodring.

http://strangeco.com/Features/picsJW/gallery/firstdayonthejob.jpg

And yeah, man, four years...!

[norther practitioner]

cool drawing... sometimes I don't like that style because it is too busy for me.

[Chang Style Novice]

He does pack the detail in, doesn't he? According to the article I jacked that link from, he draws and/or paints from 7am to 7pm every day.

Man, I wish I had that kind of obsessive discipline.

[norther practitioner]

I wish I could stay awake consistantly during those hours...lol

[GeneChing]

....oh man, does this mean a basketball game is gonna break out?

sorry, stale joke, but some one had to say it here....

[red5angel]

By the way, I got Volume 2 and 3 of Bas Rutten's lock series, and he teaches Standing Locks. In fact, he demonstrates many of the same Chin Na techniques we teach in class.

I thought Bas was known more for his powerful open palm strikes?!

I've been on atleast 4 years if not more. Almost as long as I've been doin' your mom.

[Becca]

Has anyone noticed there seems to be a flan thread about evry 6 months or so?

Best flan thread: The one that started with someone listing what they had for dinner. (I think that was november 2003?)

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by MasterKiller
Well, there's a loud vocal minority here who


B) Won't admit MMA comes from kung fu

In one swift stroke, Bas proved them wrong on both accounts.

It may have come from jujutsu...

[SevenStar]

back to the thread topic now...


Best at linking martialartsmart.com products in threads

Gene

[Baji Brad]

1. Best Flame War: I rather liked the one that BL got banned in


2. Best Troll:BL's the only one that I can remember clearly, and she had the most forum wide impact. She's the only troll that's ever had me wondering if she was intentionally trolling, or if she was just really really f'ed up :D


3. Most Aliases:The mods are probably the only ones that could answer this :D


4. Best Addition to KFM:The addition of Baji to my screen name(for me at least... Baji makes everything better ;)).


5. Best Hijacked Thread: Some people did a pretty good job of hijacking BL's threads late in her trolling career :D


6. Best Hijacker:Don't know :P


7. Most Knuckle-headed TMA/MMA is the only answer poster:I think we actually had more CMA fanatics this year :P


8. Best Xebsball Alias:Umm... Xebsball, I guess :P


9. Funiest Post:The Sin The posts


10.Craziest Candadian:Kung Lek


:D

[rogue]

I thought Bas was known more for his powerful open palm strikes?!
Yo Red, no body has a more powerful palm strike than the one you do to yourself while watching Totally Spies.:p

[MoreMisfortune]

hey while we're at it id like to "thank" the world for each year making me a worse and worse individual, a true crawling maggot of a bitter social parasite (though anti-social) :)
thanks world!!

[FuXnDajenariht]

lmao...i can soo see you with like 2 kids and a wife in 10 years. your gonna be soo whipped bro. :D

[David Jamieson]

yeah xebs, it's the world's fault...now why didn't I think of that? lol

as for that crazy canadian remark, don't make me open teh portal and allow the demons to eat your ass!

[red5angel]

Yo Red, no body has a more powerful palm strike than the one you do to yourself while watching Totally Spies

I'm not sure what Totally Spies is but I think you meant my Quivering Palm technic.....I am the master.

[SevenStar]

it's a cartoon about three high school chicks that moonlight as spies.

here's a totally spies game that's on the cartoon network's website:

http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/adventure/totallyspies/mallbrawl/index.html

[Starchaser107]

Thanks for the nomination of "The Battle Thread"

courtesy of Starchaser107 & the O.R.A. Rydaz

I think it was very, very Big in '04

[red5angel]

dude if I'm going to get into some man to gland combat it's going to be over that kim possible chick, she's hot. or ALL of the power puff girls.

[SevenStar]

kim is okay I guess, but all of the really hot ones are in anime.

[red5angel]

ah but see, that's what makes her different! and she has that beautiful blob of red hair.

[rogue]

7*, their moms are hot.

[Starchaser107]

isn't kim possible too young for you:rolleyes:

[Shaolinlueb]

Originally posted by Starchaser107
isn't kim possible too young for you:rolleyes:

dont ask dont tell?

[MoreMisfortune]

Originally posted by Kung Lek
yeah xebs, it's the world's fault...now why didn't I think of that? lol

im serious
i used to be a nice boy when all the other boys were mean
its also funny how back then girls used to be nice
they too have gotten twisted

[Ken]

Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
.

[b]Bullshido Award for 2004
The Atlantian Qigong thread

I know, it is evident you are a Shaolin Do guy with some minor Shuai CHiao. And that sucks, I feel sorry for you, as I see your insecurities in plain view. You are empty inside and realise you have no skill, and are a wannabe. The realisation of your master Sing The to be untrue caused you to now be negative towards the real truth. You are unable to distiguish the real from the fake, and your inexperience leaves you craving in depth skill. But do not think that you can talk about what is genuine skill or not, because you are too confused, and mainly a pretender. I suggest you get a life.

Pictures of the underground tunnels and HAll of Records tunnels under the sphinx-
http://phoenix.akasha.de/~aton/HO-OSIRIS.html

I really bet there's alot more going on than the public knows. Alot more. For many years too.
http://www.keysofenoch.org/html/giza_update.html
http://anson.ucdavis.edu/~utts/air2.html
http://www.tcm.phy.cam.ac.uk/~bdj10/psi/delanoy/delanoy.html

Underwater Meagaliths in the Atlantic Ocean, bearing man made like features, Internal Cross-
http://www.medioambiente.cu/museo/exmar6i.htm
http://www.medioambiente.cu/museo/exmar3i.htm
http://www.medioambiente.cu/museo/exmar5i.htm

High level, perhaps dangerous level power
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/992589/posts
http://www.s8int.com/water1.html
http://www.nationalgeographic.com/photography/galleries/belize/photo2.html
http://www.ambergriscaye.com/pages/town/greatbluehole.html
http://www.pureinsight.org/pi/articles/2003/4/28/1582.html
http://www.s8int.com/atomic1.html
http://www.s8int.com/atomic2.html
http://www.crystalinks.com/ancientaircraft.html

[Ken]

Ultimate meditation

http://www.meditation-techniques.net/

http://www.hiddenfalls.org/photo/index.html

http://www.atlantis.to/spirituality-articles.htm

http://www.atlantis.to/

[Kristoffer]

Most Original Sect Member Award goes too.. That guy^^