View Full Version : This guy can heal the blind and deaf, amputees, etc
IronFist
12-04-2004, 10:58 AM
This is from the guy who sells Immortality rings (http://www.alexchiu.com).
Read this (http://www.alexchiu.com/philosophy/cure.htm) article. At the bottom, click on "next" and look at the pictures of how to heal an amputated leg (assuming you get a donor leg, of course).
The funniest part is his "testimonials" are written with the same bad grammar that the rest of his website. I bet you he wrote them himself :rofl:
http://www.alexchiu.com/philosophy/sowback.gif
Ming Yue
12-04-2004, 11:16 AM
I bought those rings about 600 years ago and they're already starting to rust. I want my money back.
MonkeySlap Too
12-04-2004, 11:56 AM
I thought you were talking about John Kerry.
Originally posted by Ming Yue
I bought those rings about 600 years ago and they're already starting to rust. I want my money back.
You think that's bad? I bought seven just last week, figuring it would cure my gullibility. Guess what? I'll still buy anything.
Speaking of which, I just got the Brooklyn Bridge on discount.
FuXnDajenariht
12-04-2004, 12:38 PM
i think Japan beat you to it..
Shaolinlueb
12-04-2004, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by FuXnDajenariht
i think Japan beat you to it..
at least we got the london bridge. ;)
SevenStar
12-04-2004, 04:25 PM
I'm anxiously awaiting my foot braces. We can all buy some and re-enact the highlander series/movies. To kill the other person, you must cut off their immortality device!
ZhouJiaQuan
12-04-2004, 06:13 PM
this guy is the genius savior of the handicaps and the AIDS/Herpes patient
Then of course you let an AIDS patient hold a copper bar on his left hand and a brass bar on his right. Run the frequency through his body and kill the enemy.
Of course... why even state something so obvious...
But add a little shake to the pull and you will get the job done in time.
I've said that for years....
GunnedDownAtrocity
12-04-2004, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by Vash
You think that's bad? I bought seven just last week[/i].
when did seven star go on sale and why wasn't i told?
i wanted to buy him for a cuddle buddy.
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