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GeneChing
12-06-2004, 12:28 PM
We are pleased to debut the official Kung Fu Tai Chi 2005 Year of the **** T-shirt (http://www.martialartsmart.net/8838.html). It's what all the cool Kung Fu people will be wearing next year. Put it on your XMAS list. ;)

Shaolinlueb
12-06-2004, 12:42 PM
[shakes head]

ooooh my

at least charlene wang is beautiful.

SevenStar
12-06-2004, 12:42 PM
Thanks, bud... I clicked on the link, and a lady at work walked by just as the image pulled up...

"why is that woman wearing a shirt that says ****? What the he!! are you looking at?"

"it's not what you're thinking, I promise. 2005 is the year of the ****..."


she thinks I'm a male cheauvanist pig now.

norther practitioner
12-06-2004, 12:43 PM
Gene wants our... oh, never mind.

LOL, Gene can't even promote their new shirt b/c of stupid forum censors....

SevenStar
12-06-2004, 12:44 PM
To make up for the humiliation, you must get charlene wang to post here, is she hasn't already.

norther practitioner
12-06-2004, 12:45 PM
Thats why you need to step up and get at least a fish bowl office.

SevenStar
12-06-2004, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by norther practitioner
Gene wants our... oh, never mind.

LOL, Gene can't even promote their new shirt b/c of stupid forum censors....

He can if we show him how, but that will cost him.

norther practitioner
12-06-2004, 12:46 PM
Hey, at least you get a stupid holiday present...





**** moderators.

Chang Style Novice
12-06-2004, 12:48 PM
If you are as I am, both a c0ck and a Gemini, does that mean...?

(checks pants)

OK, nope.

Starchaser107
12-06-2004, 12:52 PM
year of the cock... lovely

the model is also lovely

can I work for you as a photographer :cool:

Shaolinlueb
12-06-2004, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by SevenStar
To make up for the humiliation, you must get charlene wang to post here, is she hasn't already.

well i looked up her email at the college she goes to and invited her to come along and post. gene posted the site to her wushu club. :o no reply yet. and that was over a month ago when gene told me i should to make up for that pic i posted where i cut my face in over the bra.

norther practitioner
12-06-2004, 12:54 PM
lueb.. the email stalker of kfm models..

:eek:

Starchaser107
12-06-2004, 12:58 PM
we must give rememberance to the great grand daddy of e-mack
Philbert and Margie.

Vash
12-06-2004, 01:00 PM
Respeck.

Shaolinlueb
12-06-2004, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by norther practitioner
lueb.. the email stalker of kfm models..

:eek:

gene gave me a task so i did it :o :D

Kristoffer
12-06-2004, 01:06 PM
LMFAO


"it's not what you're thinking, I promise. 2005 is the year of the ****..."


she thinks I'm a male cheauvanist pig now.

LMFAO.. again

and ditto on the chick. and the shirt

norther practitioner
12-06-2004, 01:07 PM
Seven,

If it's worth anything, I've thought you were a chauvenistic pig since I joined.

SevenStar
12-06-2004, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by norther practitioner
Hey, at least you get a stupid holiday present...





**** moderators.



No we don't. Gene just says that to sound cool.

SevenStar
12-06-2004, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by norther practitioner
Seven,

If it's worth anything, I've thought you were a chauvenistic pig since I joined.


Thanks,man. That really helps. :o :p

norther practitioner
12-06-2004, 01:13 PM
Typical

GeneChing
12-06-2004, 02:56 PM
You know, I thought about modifying our rather arbitrary censor here on the forum so I could say ****, but I decided it was funnier the other way.

SevenStar - you gotta get that shirt now. You can wear it under a regular shirt, then flash your **** (http://www.martialartsmart.net/8838.html) at your co-worker when no one else is looking. oh yes, I'm gonna have fun with this all year next year.... ;)

Kristoffer
12-06-2004, 03:02 PM
I predict a swarm of Jay Leno level jokes next year

Vash
12-06-2004, 03:08 PM
**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****
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:o :eek:

Starchaser107
12-06-2004, 03:13 PM
that looks pretty

Kristoffer
12-06-2004, 03:14 PM
thats alotta ****s on Vash

rubthebuddha
12-06-2004, 03:17 PM
it's called compensation. :D

Vash
12-06-2004, 03:21 PM
Indeed. I'm only as long as that post.

:eek: :D

Seriously though, as much as I love KFM and the forum, there's no way I'm wearing a shirt that says "Cock" to a university populated by guys straight outta Deliverance. I'm too **** pretty for that.

Chang Style Novice
12-06-2004, 03:30 PM
Cockfighter (http://imdb.com/title/tt0071338/) is one of the best movies of the 70s, IMO.

FngSaiYuk
12-06-2004, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by Vash
Indeed. I'm only as long as that post.


heh, at the point size I browse at, that'd make u a whole 3.5 inches...

::grin::

Vash
12-06-2004, 03:41 PM
"He came into town with his cock in hand, and what he did with it was illegal in 49 states."

:eek:

Chang Style Novice
12-06-2004, 03:50 PM
Heh - that ad copy is pretty ridiculous. The movie is about the bloodsport of fighting birds - popular in the American South, Latin America, and Far East, including China. The fighting is REAL and real bloody in the movie, btw, so if you're the type to faint from seeing a rare hamburger you might want to skip it.

red5angel
12-06-2004, 04:05 PM
does the chick come with the shirt? If so I'll take 5.....

Shaolinlueb
12-06-2004, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by red5angel
does the chick come with the shirt? If so I'll take 5.....

only 5? that doesnt seem like a lot

joedoe
12-06-2004, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by Shaolinlueb
only 5? that doesnt seem like a lot

One for each finger on his right hand :D

MoreMisfortune
12-06-2004, 09:58 PM
Gene... that is
quite the awesome
:cool:

now let me tell a story
told to me and friends by a chick
she was at her dads work, on the puter checking out some stuff on the net
she came across an email with one of those images it says youre supposed to stare at it and wait
then something happens
for example, that one that you stare at a house and suddenly an evil woman pops out and scares the shyt outa you
well this was different
and while she waited, one of dudes that works for her dad showed up and talked some stuff with her
she turns her head from the screen to talk to the dude
"blah blah blah whatever"
then she notices while talking the dude is every few secs is peaking on whats happening on her puter screen and looks kinda impressed
ok, so finaly dude leaves
now shes starring at the image and then POPS UP A HUGE **** on the screen
lofl :D now she knows what caught that dudes attention
image this going on his head "dude i just seen the boss' hot daughter starring at a huge ****s pic on the puter... wtf?"

cerebus
12-07-2004, 12:53 AM
LOL! That's hilarious. :D :D

Hey Gene, how'd you get her to keep from cracking up laughing with that shirt on? And how many of those shirts you figure you're really gonna sell anyway? :p

Kristoffer
12-07-2004, 01:34 AM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
Cockfighter (http://imdb.com/title/tt0071338/) is one of the best movies of the 70s, IMO.

this is something I'd want to see but it's impossible to search for it on sharing programs. this is one of the best threads ever btw

GeneChing
12-07-2004, 12:53 PM
And how many of those shirts you figure you're really gonna sell anyway? Depends on how many of you really have the balls to wear 'em. ;)

Our zodiac shirts are limited-edition items, only available for one year, so y'all have a year to decide whether you like 'em. BTW, they make great Xmas gifts. I think I'm gonna get them for all my *good* buddies. :p

Shaolinlueb
12-07-2004, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by GeneChing
Depends on how many of you really have the balls to wear 'em. ;)

Our zodiac shirts are limited-edition items, only available for one year, so y'all have a year to decide whether you like 'em. BTW, they make great Xmas gifts. I think I'm gonna get them for all my *good* buddies. :p

but still selling the mabu hoodies :D ;)

I liked those snake shirts. :(
and the mabu ones are good too.

norther practitioner
12-07-2004, 01:02 PM
It is on my list...lol

Shaolinlueb
12-07-2004, 01:04 PM
if charlene lu...... wang can wear **** across her chest proudly then I dont see why the members of KFO cant.

PaiLumDreamer
12-07-2004, 02:45 PM
Did any of you actually read the add? :D:eek:


Our 2005 Year of the **** shirt is the boldest yet – nothing is as impressive as a big ****.

norther practitioner
12-07-2004, 02:46 PM
um, yeah, thats why there is like 8 threads for this dumb shirt...

Starchaser107
12-07-2004, 02:50 PM
how about screen printing the logo on funny places like

1. the crotch of men's jeans

2. the back of girls shorts , (if you do it on the front ppl might get the wrong idea)

cerebus
12-08-2004, 12:29 AM
Sorry Gene, but we're just TOO dam close to San Francisco for me to be wearing one of those around. :D :D

Mr Punch
12-08-2004, 05:49 AM
Originally posted by Starchaser107
2. the back of girls shorts , (if you do it on the front ppl might get the wrong idea) And they won't if it's on the back???!!!:eek: :o :eek: :o

Starchaser107
12-08-2004, 07:47 AM
dog style kung fu
it likes to take it to the ground

is all i'm saying

Mr Punch
12-08-2004, 08:00 AM
Well that's fair enough... but in that case why would be the wrong idea on the front? I got some ideas... are they really wrong... do I need to consult a man of God... or a woman without?

guide me o wise one... :( ;) :D

red5angel
12-08-2004, 08:22 AM
awesome, a nother shirt I can get kicked out of a public place for (that would be #6 in the last two years)

GunnedDownAtrocity
12-08-2004, 08:53 AM
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=386

red5angel
12-08-2004, 08:58 AM
bwahahahaa, you trying to get me arrested GDA?

GeneChing
12-08-2004, 11:26 AM
You know, it's also the year of the WOOD ****. We we're thinking of adding woody into the design but it got too complicated. Anyway, with such auspiciousness, imagine what wearing this shirt will do for your sexual feng shui...:p

Vash
12-08-2004, 11:31 AM
. . . What if the word is smaller than the "animal" it's describing . . . :eek: :o

David Jamieson
12-08-2004, 04:31 PM
year of the wood cock...

is that like a quadruple entendre?

hee hee

Starchaser107
12-08-2004, 06:35 PM
man o man...

trouble trouble trouble..
yo mat judge pen was asking some questions abot aikido, i figured u could assist..ora?

GeneChing
12-09-2004, 11:30 AM
You know you want it.... ;)

M_ArtsMargie
12-13-2004, 05:59 PM
I love these C0ck shirts. They are so awesome, and its so big. The lettering that is.

I bought a few of these for myself. And some for other people. I thought they would make excellent stocking stuffers. So order any size C0ck you want, and put your C0ck in something warm. Make it a christmas to remember!

Merry Christmas guys!

Vash
12-13-2004, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
I love these C0ck shirts. They are so awesome, and its so big. The lettering that is.

I bought a few of these for myself. And some for other people. I thought they would make excellent stocking stuffers. So order any size C0ck you want, and put your C0ck in something warm. Make it a christmas to remember!

Merry Christmas guys!

:eek: :eek: :eek: :o :o :o

I'm only clothes shopping from MartialArtsMart from now on.

Speaking of which, do you carry boxers?

Shaolinlueb
12-13-2004, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=386

thats awesome GDA!!!

GeneChing
12-14-2004, 10:20 AM
Nothing like a **** shirt to bring our dear Margie back into play, eh? Vash, we don't carry boxers, but I'm going to look into it. To be honest, we're going out on a limb here with this design (http://www.martialartsmart.net/8838.html), and the powers that be are watching to see if it sells. If it sells, then boxers are a possibility. If it doesn't, we stick with more traditional designs, like our old rooster shirt (http://www.martialartsmart.net/99-99rs.html). Right now, with the craziness of the holidaze, we can't really tell how anything is doing. We're too busy to stop and check. But we'll know soon enough...

SevenStar
12-14-2004, 10:36 AM
those would be awesome as boxers. you could walk up to a chick and be like "will you rub my ****?"

norther practitioner
12-14-2004, 11:01 AM
If you are walking up to some girl in your boxers.. there is a more than likely chance she already has....;)

Either way, that would be cool...

M_ArtsMargie
12-14-2004, 11:51 AM
oooo....heck ya..stuff your c0ck in these boxers. hahahah...that would be great

norther practitioner
12-14-2004, 12:25 PM
We'll leave the marketing to you Margie...:D ;)

GeneChing
12-14-2004, 12:40 PM
Buy enough shirts and we'll make the boxers. :cool:

Just think what great gifts the shirts make. Hell, I'm ordering one today for a buddy's birthday, and he doesn't even practice martial arts.

SevenStar
12-14-2004, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
oooo....heck ya..stuff your c0ck in these boxers. hahahah...that would be great

margie's gone wild!

GeneChing
12-15-2004, 10:26 AM
Alas, y'all don't know our dear Margie like we know her here in the office. She's always dressed fine, even when she's slummin'. Not sure if she's wearing boxers under all that. Maybe she'll tell us if we're nice to her. Maybe if we're real nice, and buy lots of shirts, she'll model some **** for us. :eek:

MasterKiller
12-15-2004, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by SevenStar
those would be awesome as boxers. you could walk up to a chick and be like "will you rub my ****?" That ranks right up there with "Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears."

Starchaser107
12-15-2004, 10:43 AM
that expression is lost on me...:confused:

MasterKiller
12-15-2004, 10:48 AM
Walk up to a girl with your hands in the front pockets of your jeans. Ask the girl if she's ever kissed a rabbit between the ears. When she says no, pull your pockets inside out and say "would you like to?"

norther practitioner
12-15-2004, 11:35 AM
lol, I guess you don't actually carry anything in your pockets then...

GeneChing
12-16-2004, 11:45 AM
My **** is ready. I just ordered one for my buddy, who's turning fifty on Friday. I figure at half a century (and knowing his hell bent lifestyle) he could use a new ****. Plus its got our mag logo on the back, so he can help me represent. ;)

Margie saw my **** and got jealous. She wants one too, but insists that she doesn't pay for ****. Usually, I'm sure that's true - so she must be paying for our magazine logo.:D

norther practitioner
12-16-2004, 11:53 AM
I don't know if I told you this at taiji legacy, but someone said hi to me, asked me to turn around (when I was wearing my got qi shirt) and wrote down the kungfumagazine.com on a napkin...

and I thought they wanted to see my assets.

Vash
12-16-2004, 11:53 AM
. . . I don't know what to say.

Starchaser107
12-16-2004, 11:54 AM
I'm just sleezy enough to try that

M_ArtsMargie
12-16-2004, 12:03 PM
oo..kiss the rabbit. cute. i like that...is there anything for females to say....hahahha?

Gene...i shouldn't have to pay for c0ck. shirt. i love that.

So I told my friend about these c0ck shirts...shes getting one too. she wants her boyfriend to be able to show his **** anywhere.

MasterKiller
12-16-2004, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
oo..kiss the rabbit. cute. i like that...is there anything for females to say....hahahha? Kiss the kitty between the ears?

norther practitioner
12-16-2004, 12:30 PM
I'd have to say, I'd buy a beer for someone to see that tried in public.... lol

1 Condition, it has to be a complete stranger.

GeneChing
12-16-2004, 03:09 PM
Just for Oso, since he has an XXL
**** (http://www.martialartsmart.net/8838.html).

SevenStar
12-16-2004, 04:00 PM
I think margie just likes saying ****...

MoreMisfortune
12-16-2004, 08:40 PM
it could be ****
wich would be kinda alternative for a girl
modern and hip and all...
but its everyday more common this days
definately its a valuable option
i got nothing against it, much the oposite, its kinda cool
so soft and nice
i love ****s

M_ArtsMargie
12-20-2004, 12:21 PM
cum on guys...we need for you to get your c0ck shirts.....4 days left till christmas

have you kissed a kitten? i like that.

GeneChing
12-21-2004, 11:27 AM
See now the funny thing here is this - it's a little thing between Margie and me. :eek:

We caught three feral kitteen in our yard a few months back. We kept one, but needed to find a home for the other two. Margie tried to adopt the other two, but she didn't know that her apartment's pet deposit was so high and she couldn't afford it. Fortunately she found them a new home.

Soooo, if you're into kissing kittens, specifically Margie's kitty, just remember, I caught Margie's kitty when it was a wild feral thing and tamed it. Now she just gives her kitty away because it was too high maintenence. ;)

unixfudotnet
12-21-2004, 11:52 AM
heh nice :)

MoreMisfortune
12-21-2004, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
cum on guys...we need for you to get your c0ck shirts.....4 days left till christmas

have you kissed a kitten? i like that.

stop doing that, youre teasing!

fanzi
12-22-2004, 05:48 AM
This is so stupid. I thought putting a big "****" on a martial arts T-Shirt was in bad taste, but after reading this thread I think it's just ridiculous. Granted I like seeing hot girls with "****" on them, but are these selling Gene? I'm too conservative to wear one, but to all of you who aren't, especially the girls, more power to you! You are breaking new ground in the traditional martial arts world, putting "****" all over it. Great!

norther practitioner
12-22-2004, 08:08 AM
Well, I am enough of a **** to wear one of these (http://www.martialartsmart.net/8838.html) and actually just ordered one in XL, along with this three section staff (http://www.martialartsmart.net/25-34.html) and this classic (http://www.martialartsmart.net/dvd60025.html) and this soon to be classic (http://www.martialartsmart.net/dvd10083.html) . Oh, and can't forget to always have an extra pair of feiyue (http://www.martialartsmart.net/45353l.html) .

:D

My xmas gift to, erm me.

GeneChing
12-22-2004, 11:55 AM
Never underestimate the amount of bad taste and number of ****s in the martial arts. If you think there are no ****s in traditional martial arts, you're living in a dream world. About one twelfth of the population are born under the **** and are proud of it. This doesn't even begin to tap the enormous amount of ****s in the martial arts, who are just ****s, nevermind their zodiac. Just look at this forum for a sampling. :p

MasterKiller
12-22-2004, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by GeneChing
About one twelfth of the population are born under the **** and are proud of it. I hate to be a **** about this, but the majority of births occur in August and September -- nine months after December and January.

norther practitioner
12-22-2004, 02:32 PM
But this is by year MK...:confused:

MasterKiller
12-22-2004, 02:34 PM
d'oh!

MoreMisfortune
12-22-2004, 08:04 PM
yeah np is correct right there, MK
so you are wrong and incorrect

GeneChing
12-23-2004, 10:48 AM
... we just updated our Horoscopes section (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/info/horoscope/index.php) for the year of the rooster. :cool:

@PLUGO
12-30-2004, 12:18 PM
Seven pages of discussion about the design of my Cock T-shirt!

I'm flattered....

T-shirt Hell was an inspiration in designing this shirt and I've actually had the dubious honor of having designs rejected by them. Its a er.... long story.

I'm hoping many of you will have the balls to ware my **** on your chest as it would free Gene and myself to come up with even more such works for your consumption.

I personally would love to see this design on hats. Then one can proudly walk around as a ****head!!!

:cool:

norther practitioner
12-30-2004, 01:47 PM
Wore it yesterday....

Got some glares and snickers...

GeneChing
12-30-2004, 02:58 PM
But did it get you laid, np? If it does, report back immediately. That'll pump up sales. :D

@PLUGO
12-30-2004, 03:28 PM
er... "pump up"

:rolleyes: :cool:

norther practitioner
12-30-2004, 03:39 PM
My girl comes back in town tonight........

I just washed the shirt last night, I'll rock it again, but the getting some thing, well, that is inevetable

red5angel
12-30-2004, 03:42 PM
but the getting some thing, well, that is inevetable

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

GeneChing
12-30-2004, 05:14 PM
Do share your adventures rockin' the **** with us here, but spare us the gorey details. We would be most pleased to see a testimony that stated plainly "rockin' the **** shirt got me laid" from the ever-quotable NP ;)

@PLUGO
12-30-2004, 05:30 PM
ROCK OUT WITH YOUR **** OUT!!! dude . . .

have a good new year all...

MoreMisfortune
01-06-2005, 07:45 PM
lol
dudes... hey i remember a sentance of common folk wisdom...

alright the dude wants this chick, then he is nervous and doesnt know when/how to aproach her ("will she like? does she like me? does she want me? is this the right time? will my voice fade away? will i make it?")
and for that problem they created the sentance:
"When in doubt, pull you **** out."