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IronFist
12-07-2004, 08:35 AM
Check these out (http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/womenlivelonger2.htm).
FngSaiYuk
12-07-2004, 09:42 AM
Funny thing is, I *KNOW* a bunch of the guys that do that!
Shaolinlueb
12-07-2004, 09:52 AM
LMAO some of thsoe are good.
Water Dragon
12-07-2004, 10:00 AM
Why do men die before women?

Because we want to.
norther practitioner
12-07-2004, 10:16 AM
We can only take so much.
tug
12-07-2004, 12:19 PM
I thought the first one (#8) was pretty inventive.

But...

the barefoot dude on the ladder in the water using a power drill = priceless.

Unfortunately, I too know people like this.
18elders
12-07-2004, 02:03 PM
we die before them because they aggravate the crap out of us
Starchaser107
12-07-2004, 02:35 PM
I think the ladder guy should take the prize, and a close second was the guy in unprotective gear.
norther practitioner
12-07-2004, 02:39 PM
The darwins are some of my favorite awards...

too bad fox won't do the awards show...
Toby
12-07-2004, 06:31 PM
Some of them are worse than others, but the guy under the pickup is just scary.
Shaolinlueb
12-07-2004, 07:18 PM
how can they live longer when they choking on my ****.... tshiret that is.
El Tejon
12-07-2004, 08:13 PM
Of course we die first! Who want to listen to "mememememememememememe . . . " all day long.

Call me Home now!:D
MoreMisfortune
12-07-2004, 08:17 PM
no
its cos
1) many young dudes die cos of criminality
2) and also biological reasons
Becca
12-08-2004, 01:58 AM
Because we is smart enough to call a contractor, not our buddy down the streat who's got alot of lumber, no latter, but will help you build one for a case of beer.:D :D :D
Starchaser107
12-08-2004, 02:02 AM
but buddy is cheaper than a dumb contracter

...broads bah

j/k:p
Royal Dragon
12-08-2004, 02:07 AM
And home made ladders are cool!!!!
Becca
12-08-2004, 02:09 AM
Like I said. Smarter. And the contractor would probably cost less than the hospitle stay...;)
morganbuilder
12-08-2004, 11:23 AM
Here's another fun one from that site. I'd LOVE to see this going down the road!

http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/missiletruck.htm
Ford Prefect
12-08-2004, 12:00 PM
lol! I want some of those balloons!
Ming Yue
12-08-2004, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by morganbuilder
Here's another fun one from that site. I'd LOVE to see this going down the road!

http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/missiletruck.htm

ROFL!

genius!!