In the coming year I will...

[rogue]

What goals for the new year.

Mine:
1. Get my combinations down.
2. Ground fighting.
3. Get into better shape.

[WinterPalm]

You almost got a complete sentence there!

[SimonM]

I'll bite...

My goals for the coming year are:

Get in better shape.
Improve my sword play through forms and free-sparring.
Improve my defense against punching techniques.
Find a sifu when I get to China.

[David Jamieson]

I will merely continue. :)

[Vash]

I will . . .

Focus on injury-proofing my body

Get 25 bodyweight pullups

Finish Joi Baat Seen Kuen and Hakutsuru no Mai

Get a job at the gym

[Starchaser107]

Backflip
Twisting Butterfly

[norther practitioner]

lose some weight,
lose some more weight
get some actual cardio into my regular schedule.

[Christopher M]

<chi bunny>
1. Quicken and clarify my expression of yin and yang across my hands using Yi.
2. Consistently experience three shifts of the lower dantien per step.
3. More efficiently combine sung and peng.
</chi bunny>

[SevenStar]

I can tell I'm not a chi bunny - the first two went over my head, although I do understand the third.


As for my goals:


- work my cut kick into my fighting more
- focus on combinataions more in my judo
- possibly fight in the ffc this year
- hopefully become a certified personal trainer

[stubbs]

For some reason next year I'd like to grow a moustache and go on a pub crawl for a day. How long does it take to grow a moustache?
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[SevenStar]

depends on how manly you are... :D

[stubbs]

maybe we can have a competition on here to see who's the manliest on the forum judging on who can grow a moustache the quickest

look at these guys:

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/Gallery/gallery.html

I think it should be considered bad form or immoral to punch a guy with a cool beard or moustache
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[Starchaser107]

everybody knows that martial prowess is judged by the length of ones eyebrows.

[norther practitioner]

geez, I already have about three weeks worth of beard on you guys...:D

[MoreMisfortune]

you asked for this

- three handed masturbation

[Kristoffer]

be easy on the beard or u might end up like this guy:
http://images.google.se/images?q=promoe&hl=sv&lr=&sa=N&tab=wi


for next year..
I'll better my breaking
better my sweeps
stop cheating on my stretching

[SimonM]

Originally posted by Starchaser107
everybody knows that martial prowess is judged by the length of ones eyebrows.

Well then I am set! My father has long, bushy eyebrows, my grandfather has long, bushy eyebrows and **** if my eyebrows aren't getting long and bushy.

I must rule.

:cool: :D :p

[Starchaser107]

teacher
I have finally found you

[Oso]

1. Quicken and clarify my expression of yin and yang across my hands using Yi.


I can tell I'm not a chi bunny - the first two went over my head, although I do understand the third.

c'mon, anyone knows that #1 is a prerequisite for shooting chi balls at people.

[Christopher M]

Originally posted by Oso
c'mon, anyone knows that #1 is a prerequisite for shooting chi balls at people.

Psssh. You can't shoot chi balls yet!? Your gungfu is weak. You dishonor the Shaolin temple. And so on.

[Oso]

:rolleyes: of course I can shoot chi balls.:rolleyes:

I am an I Chi master.

[Chang Style Novice]

I will f@rt in

1. A museum
2. A movie theater
3. A training facility
4. A library
5. A live music event
6. A religious service
7. A government meeting
8. Public transit
9. A social event
10. The presence of someone I love

[Vash]

Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
I will f@rt in
1. A museum
Done it.

2. A movie theater
Done it.

3. A training facility
Done it.

4. A library
Every chance I get.

5. A live music event
I don't know. It was bluegrass, so I was smelling as much horse **** as anything.

6. A religious service
I'm Baptist. It's required.

7. A government meeting
I imagine that's what most government meetings consist of.

8. Public transit
Once.

9. A social event
Oh yeah.

10. The presence of someone I love
Can it just be like?

[Chang Style Novice]

6 is going to be tricky for me, since I could only be more irreligious if I threw rocks at anyone wearing a Crucifix/Star of David/whatever. 7, too, since I don't think I've attended a city hearing or what have you since...jeez, I think it was a school board thing or something. I suppose jury duty might count.