Did He actually turn water into wine?

[SevenStar]

http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20041221%2F2109300046.htm&sc=1107&photoid=20041221JRL111

[norther practitioner]

That was on the news last night. I guess there is a lot of those types of artifacts in that area. In fact there is another group stating almost the same thing.

[MasterKiller]

I am the son of God. I am almighty. I control the universe and the fate of every soul on this planet. And, to prove this, I will turn water into wine! Behold my glory! :rolleyes:

[Judge Pen]

Allegorically speaking, Jesus' first miracle of turning water into wine shows the emotional connection he had with man. It was a very personal miracle, almost a favor to prevent shame and embarrasment upon the bridegroom if he failed to provide enough wine for his guests.

Plus, Jesus often shunned any display of divne power.

[Vash]

Jesus is Metal.

[MasterKiller]

Originally posted by Judge Pen
Allegorically speaking, Jesus' first miracle of turning water into wine shows the emotional connection he had with man. It was a very personal miracle, almost a favor to prevent shame and embarrasment upon the bridegroom if he failed to provide enough wine for his guests.

Plus, Jesus often shunned any display of divne power. Keep on selling, but I'm not buying.

[Judge Pen]

I'm not selling. I just thought your characterization of the Biblical Jesus was off. He never boasted about his divinity in that way. All of his miracles were very personal and tied to an individual's faith. You can recognize that whether or not you believe in it. Think of it as a literary criticism.

[FatherDog]

Originally posted by Vash
Jesus is Metal.

And certainly not straight-edge. Tie one on for the Lord!

[rubthebuddha]

i love it when penny arcade (http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-08-04&res=l) is on topic. :D

[Vash]

"Jesus Christ threw up the horns?"

"What can I say, Jesus is f*cking metal."

I'm going to get the Jesus is F*cking Metal T-Shirt they sell.

[Mr Punch]

Originally posted by Judge Pen
Allegorically speaking, Jesus' first miracle of turning water into wine shows the emotional connection he had with man. It was a very personal miracle, almost a favor to prevent shame and embarrasment upon the bridegroom if he failed to provide enough wine for his guests.

Plus, Jesus often shunned any display of divne power. Er, that's because he was a man.

Great geezer by all accounts, but a geezer.

He not only denies being divine but the whole Son of God malarkey doesn't really surface until the after he died, and people started seeing this portly guy in a white spangly jumpsuit and sideburns popping up everywhere.

Oh no, sorry, that was Elvis.

See, I'm a real Christian... when he says, 'I am the Son of Man,' well ****, I believe him! Be rude not to really. To listen to a bunch of self-appointed power-mongers like Vatican City PLC etc.

[MoreMisfortune]

do it!

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2002/Nov-26-Tue-2002/photos/jesus.jpg

[Songshan]

It's nice to see where a few of our forum members are going to end up in the end.......


:D :D :D :D :D :D

[FuXnDajenariht]

well all the fun people are in he!! anyway. ;)

[red5angel]

Oh no, sorry, that was Elvis.

or me in my favorite capoeira outfit! :D

[fa_jing]

Didn't the Lord turn water to wine in the Temple in the back room where only the High Priest could enter, as a yearly miracle, up until the time of Jesus' birth? I read that somewhere.

[tug]

That pic you posted, isn't that Sebastian Bach from Skid Row?

I seem to recall someone saying something about Jesus Christ Superstar?

Can't be.

Or maybe it can, I don't know.



Anyway, yeah, Jesus is metal...

[red5angel]

yes, yes he did, now watch me make monkeys fly out of my butt!!!

[Royal Dragon]

Jesus took mear water, and turned it into WINE!! Thus proving alcohol truly is the nector of the Gods, and they Love us enough to share!!!

[PHILBERT]

If I go to church tomorrow night, when I drink wine at communion I'm going to say "Wow, is that really the blood of Christ? That guy must've been wasted 24 hours a day, huh?"

[Judge Pen]

Originally posted by PHILBERT
If I go to church tomorrow night, when I drink wine at communion I'm going to say "Wow, is that really the blood of Christ? That guy must've been wasted 24 hours a day, huh?"

Way to steal from "The Family Guy."

[PHILBERT]

Steal is such a bad word. I perfer plagaraize.

[Vash]

Originally posted by PHILBERT
Steal is such a bad word. I perfer plagaraize (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=plagaraize).

Really, I prefer plagiarize (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=plagiarize)

:eek: :D

[PHILBERT]

Yeah I didn't mean to put that AI together. If I had read what I said, I'd of gone back and spelled it plagarize, even though it's still wrong.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I turn water into urine...

[CaptinPickAxe]

...does that make me the son of god?

[darkholme]

CaptinPickAxe said
I turn water into urine... so what I can turn wine, beer, whisky, rum, gin or even vodka into urine.

[Mr Punch]

Originally posted by tug
Anyway, yeah, Jesus is metal... I believe you'll find it's spelt with an 'or'...!

[Mr Punch]

Originally posted by red5angel
yes, yes he did, now watch me make monkeys fly out of my butt!!! Now there's a paradox: the bible must be right cos it's a miracle that I agree with anything Red5 says!!! :D

[Chang Style Novice]

With a couple months lead time, I can turn grape juice into wine.