Vash
01-06-2005, 11:03 PM
*sound of kazoo being blown*
There once was a collection
Of Egos so fierce
Their internet battles
Could bring grown men to digital tears
Now, for all the saber rattlin'
and all the own-back-pattin'
Not but one or two non-trivial points
Ever did make noise
Indeed, these men you see, if you
Measured their *****es in inches,
Each Measurement would be no more than "3"
Now this is just an estimate
And not an admittance of research
But you can be assured
That wood ain't birch
But back on-topic, OT as it were
I was dissing in lyrical format
These internet burns
Now one did kung fu, the only true path
If you did something different
You did not but talk out yer ath
And another was there,
In this internet bad-ass lair
He did not but the reality trainin'
And all others punched air
Yet another warrior
Did beat a dead horse
I don't know what this dude's problem was
But it was certainly gettin' worse
Now moderators
And Members too,
Not all were asshats (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ass+Hat),
But I think it is common knowledge
On whom this Ode taps
And we've come to the conclusion of our tale,
It didn't exactly rhyme,
But if you don't like that, you can go to
Hail
As for me and my mouse, we shall keep on our
Fake Crotty, our Classical Mess,
And Keep on Searchin' for a forum lady
With obscenely h00j breas'
I'm quite certain
That some will be unamused
Can't say I give a rat's behind
Those dissenting opinions are to me refuse (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=refuse)
Okay, my peeps, my friends, my fellow
Forum Kings,
Let's Keep on Keepin' On
Doin' that stuff that keeps us free
*snapping is heard in the background*
-----------------------------------------------------------
*ring ring*
"What up?"
"You man, this is kazoo. You never call, you never write, what's up?"
There once was a collection
Of Egos so fierce
Their internet battles
Could bring grown men to digital tears
Now, for all the saber rattlin'
and all the own-back-pattin'
Not but one or two non-trivial points
Ever did make noise
Indeed, these men you see, if you
Measured their *****es in inches,
Each Measurement would be no more than "3"
Now this is just an estimate
And not an admittance of research
But you can be assured
That wood ain't birch
But back on-topic, OT as it were
I was dissing in lyrical format
These internet burns
Now one did kung fu, the only true path
If you did something different
You did not but talk out yer ath
And another was there,
In this internet bad-ass lair
He did not but the reality trainin'
And all others punched air
Yet another warrior
Did beat a dead horse
I don't know what this dude's problem was
But it was certainly gettin' worse
Now moderators
And Members too,
Not all were asshats (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ass+Hat),
But I think it is common knowledge
On whom this Ode taps
And we've come to the conclusion of our tale,
It didn't exactly rhyme,
But if you don't like that, you can go to
Hail
As for me and my mouse, we shall keep on our
Fake Crotty, our Classical Mess,
And Keep on Searchin' for a forum lady
With obscenely h00j breas'
I'm quite certain
That some will be unamused
Can't say I give a rat's behind
Those dissenting opinions are to me refuse (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=refuse)
Okay, my peeps, my friends, my fellow
Forum Kings,
Let's Keep on Keepin' On
Doin' that stuff that keeps us free
*snapping is heard in the background*
-----------------------------------------------------------
*ring ring*
"What up?"
"You man, this is kazoo. You never call, you never write, what's up?"