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CaptinPickAxe
01-09-2005, 10:39 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (http://www.juiceenewsdaily.com/0105/entertainment/ashlee_orange.html)

Kristoffer
01-10-2005, 05:53 AM
girl, take a hint

Vash
01-10-2005, 07:52 AM
Kristoffer;

That sig kicks ass.

Chuck Palahniuk roxors boxors.

Starchaser107
01-10-2005, 08:18 AM
I'd still bend her over and make her sing high notes

bioooootch:cool:

PangQuan
01-10-2005, 03:37 PM
lol

Vash
01-10-2005, 03:58 PM
Indeed.

I'd hit that stuff like it stole somethin'.

In fact, I think she's more attractive than her sister. I like a woman with a little meat on her bones . . . not Jabba the Hut meat, but not-anorexic meat.

red5angel
01-11-2005, 03:58 PM
first of all, Ashlee and Jessica have me penciled in for a sex sandwhich this evening so the rest of you guys can back off.

Second, did anyone actualy see her performance and can you actually say she did badly? I only saw the last 5 seconds or so, but my gut says this is a purely tribal response to her screw up on SNL.

norther practitioner
01-11-2005, 04:10 PM
She is a hack who is only mildly famous because of name association.

red5angel
01-11-2005, 04:16 PM
could be, I don't know anything about her, other then I'd pay good money for a centerfold.....

CaptinPickAxe
01-11-2005, 06:23 PM
Ashlee looks like a bird...

I'd screw Jessica until she walked funny.

MoreMisfortune
01-11-2005, 07:53 PM
id hit her a couple o time

she nor her sister have any musical talent though
nor does a whole buncha "artists" out there
but there be nothing we can do... people are stupid and have bad taste, go figure

David Jamieson
01-11-2005, 08:34 PM
you guys would "hit" a pile of rocks if you knew there was a snake in there. :p

Starchaser107
01-11-2005, 09:07 PM
word to your momma

Vash
01-11-2005, 09:44 PM
Does the pile of rocks have nice boobies?

CaptinPickAxe
01-12-2005, 08:34 AM
At least Jessica can somewhat sing. You know what I'm saying? Ashlee is just a talentless hack who leeches off of what her sister has.

And Kung Lek.....don't hate cause you're Canadian...:p

red5angel
01-12-2005, 08:42 AM
you guys would "hit" a pile of rocks if you knew there was a snake in there.

you say that as if we are wrong to!

I don't care how bad she sings, I'd like to rock her world in the sack. Her and her sister.

Kristoffer
01-13-2005, 03:42 AM
V, it's from fight club (the book version, it goes alittle different in the movie).

Ashlee just bugs me I dunno if could, her sis no doubt. Chaser has it all right though.

MoreMisfortune
01-15-2005, 09:40 PM
id hit her one more time today
making a total of three time hit