Gluteus Maximus
10-09-2001, 06:06 PM
Even though I'm a died-in-the-wool Wing Chunner who once swore I would never cross-train, I have since been seduced by what is without a doubt the world's "most bestest" (in the words of his top student) martial art: ZEN CHI FA! Once I find out where Master Deltoo's school is located, I have vowed upon the grave of my ancestors to travel to the ends of the earth to learn this amazing art. I therefore hereby apologise in advance to my Wing Chun brethren for betraying Wing Chun, but how can one argue with the following (not to mention the impeccability of His Superbness Master Deltoo's lineage):
"THE BEST FORM OF DEFENSE IS ATTACK"
The best form of defense is attack and the most vital element of attack
is surprise. Therefore the best way to protect yourself against any
assailant is to attack him before he attacks you or better before the
thought of doing so has even occurred to him. The ultimate is to
render your assailant unconscious before he is even aware of your
very existence.
"Chi Power"
With Zen Chi Fa you will learn how to develop Chi Power. Once
you master the use of Chi you will be able to perform the following
amazing feats of Chi Power :
Moving Objects without touching them
Extinguish a Candle with your eyes only
Ring chimes with a Yang Chi throw
Repel animals with your eyes only
Dis-arm knived attackers with Chi Power
Jam Guns with the power of Chi
You will be able to use Chi to create a protective ion
shield around your body.
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Stadium/2477/index2.htm
Max
Yooby Yoody
"THE BEST FORM OF DEFENSE IS ATTACK"
The best form of defense is attack and the most vital element of attack
is surprise. Therefore the best way to protect yourself against any
assailant is to attack him before he attacks you or better before the
thought of doing so has even occurred to him. The ultimate is to
render your assailant unconscious before he is even aware of your
very existence.
"Chi Power"
With Zen Chi Fa you will learn how to develop Chi Power. Once
you master the use of Chi you will be able to perform the following
amazing feats of Chi Power :
Moving Objects without touching them
Extinguish a Candle with your eyes only
Ring chimes with a Yang Chi throw
Repel animals with your eyes only
Dis-arm knived attackers with Chi Power
Jam Guns with the power of Chi
You will be able to use Chi to create a protective ion
shield around your body.
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Stadium/2477/index2.htm
Max
Yooby Yoody