Wow, this would suck

[IronFist]

Read (http://forums.clubrsx.com/showthread.php?t=232713&page=1&pp=25).

I suppose it's on topic cuz it's about a Chinese guy who knows kung fu :D

[David Jamieson]

would? lol

at least he didn't get teabagged by the old ****! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[joedoe]

LOL. The funniest bit is that he told everyone about it.

[David Jamieson]

next year, we'll find out he is gay, he loves his pal Jay and the old guy was just...well, too old for him.

hahahahahahahaha

[MoreMisfortune]

lol
thats crazy shyet

did i ever tell about the time i went to get a haircut and the dude cutting began asking me:
Who i was, what i did, and so on several questions about my existance until finally: "And what do you do at night?"
Man, i felt my ***** must have lost 2 inches from total length from the trauma of hearing that, so now its half an inch long.

Glady, i kept quiet and as dodgy as i could and he didnt touch anything more than my hair

that was a sad day :(
i never been the same since that
i gotta take care not to go to unkown places that advertise low price for a haircut

[MoreMisfortune]

see what youve done to me
horrible memories are starting to come back to me :(

one day i had ordered pizza
pizza boy arrived with his motorcycle
i hear the buzz and asnwer the inter-phone
"Hello"
"Pizza Hut"
"Aight, coming down"

I get on the elevator, go down
As i open the door to the outside world
The friggin pizza boys stares at me from head to toe
And maintains his gay smile (like "do me, xebby")
I go "Hi"
He said "Hello" and kept his hideous smile
I gave him 50, picked up the pizza and my money change

Then i got back to my apartament, happy for not having had any of my holes stretched and horrified at the happenings at the same time.

[joedoe]

Face it Xebby, you are just sending out signals and don't realise it. Once you accept what you are you will feel more at ease with things :D

[MoreMisfortune]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shaolinlueb]

at least he did the right thing. got his gf over for a bj and sex0r. but yeah he will probably not be able to stop thinking about it either. LMAO

[Starchaser107]

that's just strange. If he felt that that was an undesirable situation, why not just excuse himself and make it clear that he had to go from before things got out of hand. Business is business. That's just plain strange.

[David Jamieson]

starchaser-

You aren't really that naive are you? :p

People will do some of the most egrigious things to get an account or a promotion or what they want in general.

I think that if the old man guaranteed in writing that the guy would get the account if he blew him, then the guy would probably blow him. LOL.

Ethics shmethics! There's money in them thar H0m0s!

[Starchaser107]

cultural differences I suppose, I'm from Jamaica what do I know?

[David Jamieson]

well lets' see.

You know:

the sea is warm, the fish is fresh and the rum is strong.

Bootys, you like em big.

Ja rules.

Ganj is a good thing from the earth for the people.

:D

[Starchaser107]

don't you have some tigers to tame or some peaches to steal or something :o ?

[David Jamieson]

yep, but my training partner doesn't show up for another 3 hours from now.

so i'm killing time messing around here. :p

[PangQuan]

That would suck