Wang Shu Jin v. Ralph Macchio

[wu_de36]

Since this seems to be the conversations that the mods would prefer:

http://wackett.enc.org/~tmarker/images/ralph.jpg

http://wackett.enc.org/~tmarker/images/wang.jpg

I personally think Daniel-San would crane kick his chubby butt all over the place.

[Buby]

No doubt about it. Ralph would wax (on & off) Wangs butt. :D

[Chang Style Novice]

More importantly, who would win?

Chang Tung-Sheng?

http://www.shuaichiao.com/chang.jpg

or Sagat?

http://www.multimania.com/maskdog/Gifs/Sf2/sagat.gif

I think it's clear that Sagat would win. I mean, sure he isn't even real, but he's better than real! He's trained vid-fu and muay thai. All Grandmaster Chang studied was kung-fu, which sux. It's even worse than judo and has no groundfighting. All kung-fu guys do is forms, with no real fighting. Grandmaster Chang's style was totally untested and unrealistic. I will knock him out with a left cross.

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I am the Grand Ultimate Silk Pyjama

[origenx]

Hmm, do I detect a "slight" note of sarcasm in these posts?

[Chang Style Novice]

I am being totally sincere! There are no smileys!

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I am the Grand Ultimate Silk Pyjama

[wu_de36]

yeah, like this:
http://wackett.enc.org/~tmarker/images/cts.jpg

could ever hang with this:
http://wackett.enc.org/~tmarker/images/sagat.gif
http://wackett.enc.org/~tmarker/images/sagat2.gif

*i hope my instructor doesn't read this :)

[dwid]

All those silly poses with no fighting applications apparent. Now the crane technique, that's clearly undefeatable. All Wang ever fought were weak-willed Taiwanese, he's never seen the likes of a wiry American high school student. I would quit my Bagua in a second if I could train with Pat Morita. He truly is the Grand Ultimate.

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The way of the samurai is in desperateness. Ten men or more cannot kill such a man. Common sense will not accomplish great things. Simply become insane and desperate. - Hagakure

[wu_de36]

ah, but your laziness would get the best of you, and you'd barely finish washing half of Miyagi-san's cars before you threw your sponge on the ground in disgust.

Wang Shu Jin would just teach you humility by making you "go get me some twinkies!"

Nobody who wears suspenders could be taken seriously. I'd rather train with these guys:

http://wackett.enc.org/~tmarker/images/action.jpg

:D

[dwid]

Training in socks on a waxed floor like that requires intense discipline. I would train with those guys just to wear their cool uniforms. Those pants have neat patches on the lower legs, and they get to wear headbands unself-consciously.

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The way of the samurai is in desperateness. Ten men or more cannot kill such a man. Common sense will not accomplish great things. Simply become insane and desperate. - Hagakure

[Chang Style Novice]

Now, if only I could find an art where you train in muay thai shorts, socks, a red-white-and-blue belt, suspenders, and a headband...

Boy, you'd really have something! No one could defeat you!

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I am the Grand Ultimate Silk Pyjama

[Ryu]

oh please....


Don't make me show ALL of you...

(this is Sagat in case you all can't tell :D )


http://www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/judidench/97/ryudpunch.gif

http://www.kfccinema.com/news/12/zu2-05.jpg


"One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage."

[Ryu]

Wu-de .......???? :confused:

What in the world are those guys doing??

http://www.kfccinema.com/news/12/zu2-05.jpg


"One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage."

[Chang Style Novice]

They are demonstrating "Grand Ultimate Armpit Sacrifice" technique, Ryu, duh!

Hey, I think you should adopt the uniform I described for your Chinese BJJ.

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I am the Grand Ultimate Silk Pyjama

[Snake]

Why hasn't Ralek showen up to tell us all how unbeatable Sagat is because he does Muay Thai?

:rolleyes:

Snake

[Daniel Madar]

What's the new pic you got, with the three people?

Merciless is Mercy.

[wujidude]

**** . . . she can hold my pole anytime.

[Ryu]

Daniel, I have no idea. :)
From some movie I guess.


Wujidude,
She's mine, get away from her!

Don't anger the power of Chinese BJJ.

;)

Ryu

http://www.kfccinema.com/news/12/zu2-05.jpg


"One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage."

[Sow Choy]

I believe the 2 guys in thw cool white uniforms are breakdancing fighting, the one with the headband is deinitely Derek Zoolander(Ben Stiller) the famous model who is really, really, really... extremely good looking. The other guy, I'm not sure of, but he's no Hansel.

http://www.leekoonhungkungfu.com/images/5_29_2big.jpg