Necessary skill for real fighters

[red5angel]

TMA, MMA, it don't matter - you need to be able to do this to fight! (http://www.contortionhomepage.com/ska.html)

[Starchaser107]

pardon me red but if all of us were doing this (http://www.contortionhomepage.com/ska/09030021.jpg) then there'd be no need for fighting

[PangQuan]

thats what i always tell people, i say "man if you wanna learn to fight, the first thing you have to do is learn to touch your butt to your head" im glad to hear someone else understands the depth you have to go to in order to become a master.

[red5angel]

pardon me red but if all of us were doing this then there'd be no need for fighting

ROFL!!!! :D


My tough one liner before a fight is "Unless you can bend over backwards and kiss your own ass, you're gettin' a beatin'" I would have to let all these girls go.....

[Judge Pen]

I'd do her.

[red5angel]

Originally posted by Judge Pen
I'd do her.

isn't this a picture of you with her?

http://www.contortionhomepage.com/helena/P1010086.JPG


:D

[PangQuan]

LOL

[Fu-Pow]

Originally posted by Judge Pen
I'd do her.

I'd be scared that somehow she'd break my willy off.

[red5angel]

I mean I coulda swore you said you had to pay her a visit before you could be "true" to yourself:


Judge Pen keepin it real (http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/)

[Judge Pen]

Originally posted by red5angel
isn't this a picture of you with her?

http://www.contortionhomepage.com/helena/P1010086.JPG


:D

:D I'd tell you, but that would jeopardize my involvement in the witness protection agency.

Fu Pow, it just takes a real man, that's all.

[Judge Pen]

Originally posted by red5angel
I mean I coulda swore you said you had to pay her a visit before you could be "true" to yourself:


Judge Pen keepin it real (http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/)

******. Now I have to move again! :mad:

[red5angel]

sorry to blow your cover man...how's tinkerbell anyway? :D

[Judge Pen]

Tinkie's fine.

Man, do you know how hard it is to find good SD teachers these days? :D

[Starchaser107]

lol, you guys are hilariously idle.:cool:

[Judge Pen]

Red, I enjoyed your performance on your webcam. You should take that act on the road.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/206373

[Starchaser107]

ooooo

[red5angel]

you don't see me making fun of your training regimen JP!!!!:mad:


Shaolin Do secret training! (http://www.compfused.com/directlink/624/)

[Judge Pen]

LOL.

Hey, I prefer to call it urban reality training. Did you notice that I swam with nothing but my pecs when I jumped into the fountain? :p

[bung bo]

Those Peter Pan pics were hilarious!

[Judge Pen]

Red5 caught training on tape:

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/lilkarate.html

[Ming Yue]

Red5 caught training on tape:

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/lilkarate.html


That bothered me.





ROFL @ this thread!

[blkbelt65]

another useless thread.........

[Judge Pen]

another useless thread.........

:confused: You've posted, what less than a hundred times? This thread is about people having fun with each other. Try it sometimes. Being serious and critical all the time is over-rated.

[ewallace]

My tough one liner before a fight is "Unless you can bend over backwards and kiss your own ass, you're gettin' a beatin'" I would have to let all these girls go.....

I usually say something like "You have your head so far up your ass it has popped back out".

That's an ewallace original line too.

[David Jamieson]

all i can say about that is thank goodness for the magic of a brazilian wax job!

[Ming Yue]

If you knew what it felt like to get one you wouldn't call 'em magic anymore.