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Fu-Pow
03-03-2005, 05:43 PM
Well.....? :confused: :D
WanderingMonk
03-03-2005, 06:01 PM
Well.....? :confused: :D
Last time I checked, qi fire ball master :D
Looking to form a new martial art style, I christen it... oops, I am buddhist, I buddhisten it, ...... sheeh, it is a secret.
David Jamieson
03-03-2005, 07:01 PM
I am Trogdor
I am the Burninator!!!!
Into the NIiiiiiiiiighhhhhhtttttt.
meedly meedly meedly meedly waaaaahhhhahaaahhhhhh.
YAH!
Starchaser107
03-03-2005, 07:34 PM
whatever you percieve me as I am that to you
whatever i percieve myself as I am that to me
I am all those things in some ways
but because you and I are not 100 % accurate I am neither of those things
I am my skin colour
my name
my occupation
my faith or absense of faith
I am all my sins and transgressions
I am all my accomplishments and happiness
I am this black standard font on a yellow rectangle background
I am the persona starchaser107
why ? :cool: ...
David Jamieson
03-03-2005, 07:38 PM
Star chaser is David Carradine the Fortune cookienator! :D :eek:
CaptinPickAxe
03-03-2005, 08:39 PM
I am Remo Dangers, Man of Action.
I am summed up in the deeds I do:
-Beating the Elderly
-Drinking Martinis
-Smoking Expensive Cigarettes
-Blowing Sh :eek: t Up
-Beating the Elderly
-Making Love to Exotic Women
-Ruling an Army of Midgets
-And Most Importantly....
Beating the Elderly
I'm Will. :cool:
Aka, Wild Will(guy nicknamed Wookie at class dubbed me that and it stuck I guess).
-Will
Starchaser107
03-03-2005, 09:55 PM
you have discovered my true identity.
now you die.
SifuAbel
03-03-2005, 09:56 PM
When I was a child I was a taoster oven. Now after much effort I have become a fire hydrant. :eek:
sihing
03-03-2005, 10:38 PM
I am what I am what I am whattammmmm....
Popeye
(I think)
Ben Gash
03-04-2005, 04:26 AM
The sum of my experiences :cool:
I agree on the Cuba thing, does that make me Canadian ?
(and I love poutine)
RENEGADE_MONK
03-04-2005, 04:50 AM
I am SPARTACUS!!
David Jamieson
03-04-2005, 05:07 AM
You're Spartacus?
Does that mean Kirk Douglas was needlesly nailed to the cross then?
anyway...Burninating into the village, burninating into the night, burninating TrogDooooooooooooooooooooooooor, TrogDoooooooooooooooooooooooor
Oh Canada, we burninate for thee! yah!
RENEGADE_MONK
03-04-2005, 05:28 AM
You're Spartacus?
Does that mean Kirk Douglas was needlesly nailed to the cross then?
I didn't know Kirk Douglas was in Passion of the Christ ;)
David Jamieson
03-04-2005, 05:32 AM
NO this was a much older non jew baiter movie.
The story of spartacus has been connected to the story of jesus for some time by some schools of thought. So many paralells in the two that there are many who say the Spartacus story is the real one and the jesus story is a myth based upon it.
I personally prefer neither and essentially see the people of 2000 years ago for what they were. Living in the past. :D
RENEGADE_MONK
03-04-2005, 05:48 AM
NO this was a much older non jew baiter movie.
The story of spartacus has been connected to the story of jesus for some time by some schools of thought. So many paralells in the two that there are many who say the Spartacus story is the real one and the jesus story is a myth based upon it.
I personally prefer neither and essentially see the people of 2000 years ago for what they were. Living in the past. :D....lol I know, Spartacus was known for leading the slave rebellion after being tilted as a deserter and outlawed, and sold into slavery.
Kristoffer
03-04-2005, 06:11 AM
Tyler Durden: Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
I am the dust that comes and goes.
I am blown upward and anywhere by Kung Fu wind.
I am settled by chan/daoist/christian meditation.
Kung Fu takes me somewhere.
Chan meditation guides my destination.
I am still a dust.
Kung Fu and Chan motivate and drive me everyday.
I am a dust that gets rides from Kung Fu and chan meditation.
I am still a dust.
---
:)
Chizica
03-04-2005, 08:22 AM
I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed.
I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me when I'm dead and bloated.
David Jamieson
03-04-2005, 08:26 AM
I'm sleepy.
as in the dwarf? from the 7 on 1 anal series by seymour butts?
PangQuan
03-04-2005, 10:03 AM
The vessel of reality within which all existence orbits, and where the consciousness resides in the aftermath of creation. ie; human
Chang Style Novice
03-04-2005, 10:55 AM
Who I am is Austin.
What I am is tall fat and lazy.
Fu-Pow
03-04-2005, 11:40 AM
I am the dust that comes and goes.
I am blown upward and anywhere by Kung Fu wind.
I am settled by chan/daoist/christian meditation.
Kung Fu takes me somewhere.
Chan meditation guides my destination.
I am still a dust.
Kung Fu and Chan motivate and drive me everyday.
I am a dust that gets rides from Kung Fu and chan meditation.
I am still a dust.
---
:)
Yes....you are correct....everyone else is wrong.
SevenStar
03-04-2005, 11:59 AM
I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed.
I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me when I'm dead and bloated.
roses really smell like boo boo...
SevenStar
03-04-2005, 12:01 PM
I am the banninator.
Ming Yue
03-04-2005, 01:25 PM
I'm the person that is going to shoot Oso when his impending unstability begins to threaten those around him.
Shaolinlueb
03-04-2005, 01:25 PM
im a nacho ninjette lover :D
GeneChing
03-04-2005, 06:30 PM
You're plaguerizin' my best lines!!!
phoenix-eye
03-04-2005, 07:11 PM
I am the physical embodiment of the word "mediocrity"
but
I prefer to think of myself as "well rounded"
PE
rogue
03-04-2005, 09:22 PM
When I was a child I was a taoster oven. Now after much effort I have become a fire hydrant. :eek:
Hey cool, I'm a great dane with a bladder control problem. :D
Mr Punch
03-04-2005, 11:41 PM
I'm Dave.
(Edit)
I'm Dave,
Dave "Ten Characters".
:rolleyes:
SifuAbel
03-05-2005, 12:13 AM
After about 20 years or so I will be a wooden indian holding tobaccos or maybe a lava lamp. :confused:
SimonM
03-05-2005, 09:30 AM
I am a Demon! ROAR!!!
MeatTosser
03-05-2005, 03:16 PM
Mi nombre es Damian y soy de Estados Unidos, :D I mean, uh... my name's Damian, and always enjoy learning about the chinese boxing methods, Shuai Chiao, Baji, Bak Mei, Tang Lang, San Soo, Bai He, as well as hip-hop music and culture.
Oh, yeah, and let me just point out that Anchorman is a funny ass movie, ha. :D
Peace and respect.
SevenStar
03-05-2005, 04:41 PM
I'm the person that is going to shoot Oso when his impending unstability begins to threaten those around him.
where is oso? he hasn't been posting as much recently. Did he get a life or something?
David Jamieson
03-05-2005, 07:54 PM
and furthermore...
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who, who, who, who?
I woke up in a soho doorway
I woke up in a soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
A policeman knew my name
He said ’you can go sleep at home tonight
He said you can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away’
If you can get up and walk away
I staggered back to the underground
I staggered back to the underground
And the breeze blew back my hair
And the breeze blew back my hair
I remember throwin’ punches around
I remember throwin’ punches around
And preachin’ from my chair
And preachin’ from my chair
Chorus:
Chorus:
Well, who are you? (who are you? who, who, who, who? )
Well, who are you? (who are you? who, who, who, who? )
I really wanna know (who are you? who, who, who, who? )
I really wanna know (who are you? who, who, who, who? )
Tell me, who are you? (who are you? who, who, who, who? )
Tell me, who are you? (who are you? who, who, who, who? )
’cause I really wanna know (who are you? who, who, who, who? )
’cause I really wanna know (who are you? who, who, who, who? )
I took the tube back out of town
I took the tube back out of town
Back to the rollin’ pin
Back to the rollin’ pin
I felt a little like a dying clown
I felt a little like a dying clown
With a streak of rin tin tin
With a streak of rin tin tin
I stretched back and I hiccupped
I stretched back and I hiccupped
And looked back on my busy day
And looked back on my busy day
Eleven hours in the tin pan
Eleven hours in the tin pan
God, there’s got to be another way
God, there’s got to be another way
Who are you?
Who are you?
Ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ...
Ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ...
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who, who, who, who?
(chorus)
(chorus)
I know there’s a place you walked
I know there’s a place you walked
Where love falls from the trees
Where love falls from the trees
My heart is like a broken cup
My heart is like a broken cup
I only feel right on my knees
I only feel right on my knees
I spit out like a sewer hole
I spit out like a sewer hole
Yet still recieve your kiss
Yet still recieve your kiss
How can I measure up to anyone now
How can I measure up to anyone now
After such a love as this?
After such a love as this?
everything is said twice cause the songs doubly nice!! thanks for that tune Pete
You are who you are and who you want to become.
You are what you think you are and what you like to become.
I am slapping my face silly again.
:D
SifuAbel
03-05-2005, 10:27 PM
I am.........
SifuAbel
03-05-2005, 10:28 PM
I am not..........
cerebus
03-05-2005, 11:09 PM
"Am I the meanest?"
"Sho Nuff!"
"Am I the prettiest?"
"SHO NUFF!"
"Am I the baddest mo-fo low-down around this town?"
"SHO NUFF!"
"I can't hear you!!"
"SHO NUFF!!!!"
"The Shogun of Harlem!"
:D :D :D
JKDChick
03-06-2005, 02:57 AM
Confused, mostly. Also, sore.
MeatTosser
03-06-2005, 02:01 PM
"Am I the meanest?"
"Sho Nuff!"
"Am I the prettiest?"
"SHO NUFF!"
"Am I the baddest mo-fo low-down around this town?"
"SHO NUFF!"
"I can't hear you!!"
"SHO NUFF!!!!"
"The Shogun of Harlem!"
:D :D :D
hahaha, "Yo, Bruce Leeroy!" haha. :D That movie wust just ridiculous man, hahahaha. The Shogun guy always reminds me of Busta Rhymes though, hahaha.
Ming Yue
03-06-2005, 05:51 PM
where is oso? he hasn't been posting as much recently. Did he get a life or something?
He added two nights to the KF school schedule (so now he teaches 6 days a week) and I think his day job has been rough lately.
mantis108
03-06-2005, 06:09 PM
I'm the person that is going to shoot Oso when his impending unstability begins to threaten those around him.
Is that with silver bullets or wooden sticks? Or katana Highlander style ?
interesting... :D :D :D
Mantis108
mantis108
03-06-2005, 06:57 PM
+You're not offended by the term "H-O-M-O MILK"
That's affirmative.
+You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."
Strangly, I do but I am no poutine eating francophone...
+You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
true
+You drink Pop, not Soda.
Also true
+You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays not vacation), with good cigars and no Americans.
That's really is a mystery for me about the fuss and obsession with Cuba.
+You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway
It's nice to steam 'em and serve with soya sauce but the bones are just d@mn annoying.
+You drive on a highway, not a freeway
That's right.
+You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
Guilty as charged. :D
.
+You cried when you heard that "Mr Dress Up" died recently.
Like I care.
+You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
Urrrr, not really.
+You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & more, are Canadians.
No please have mercy can't stand any of the Canadian women singers especially Celine Dion and Sarah Whatchamacaula. Comedians are not bad tough. And who can forget William Shatner? Can you imagine American culture without Star Trek? That my friend is true Canadian contribution to our good neighbour.
+You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!
Oops, I have not a clue about that...
+You know what a touque is.
Lost and found them all the time. Can't leave home without one most of the time :D
+You design your halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
too old for that. :(
+You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed"
I thought that's a CBC late night show?
+You live in a house with no front step, but the door is one meter up from the ground.
...???... :confused:
+Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
Ah, the source of all fallacies of being Canadian.
+You know that the four seasons mean: winter, still winter, almost winter, and road work.
Roger that!
+You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.
Are you kidding me? That's bloody HOT!
+You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan"
Nope, can never figure how and what to do with that!? ;)
+You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'
Sorry, I vomit everytime I hear that piece of "you know what".
+You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
Was in grade 12 once upon a time in Vancouver. lol...
+"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than,"Huh?"
Right, the single most empowering Canadiana, eh?
+You actually understand these jokes.
20/20, and thanks for that. :D
Mantis108
Ray Pina
03-07-2005, 07:12 AM
WHO: I'm a martial artist who surfs
WHAT: I am stoked .... in 48 hours I'll in Puerto Rico (little guy getting barreled off his rocker icon)
TaiChiBob
03-07-2005, 08:01 AM
Greetings..
I am not this aging body.. i am the eternal energy that animates it...
We are what we have chosen to be.. the beauty of it is that we are free to choose again and again..
Are we what we "think" we are.. or, are we that which does the thinking?
And, i proudly join the Martial Artists That Surf (MATS) Club.. (Old Guys and Longboards Rule!)
Be well..
Who we are is in our nature and we may cultivate or uncover that.
Meng Zi believes that people are always born with good nature. Xing San Suo. The theory of good nature.
Shun Zi believes that people are evil in nature. Xing Er Suo. The theory of bad nature.
Kong Fu Zi or Confucious maintained that we may culitvate good natures and discipline evil thoughts with Li or code of conduct.
Buddhist believes that see thru ill thoughts in the light or enlightenment and one may reach the state of Nirvana.
Christian believes that people are born with the original sin. Only via repents will one be salvated by the blood of Jesus and meet all the good nature in heaven.
What we are is what we like to become.
Meng Zi was living near a graveyard. He learned to cry and deliver the funeral ceremony. He was about 5 years old.
Meng's mom saw this and moved. This time the house is near a market place. Meng Zi learned to talk about money, buy and sell goods.
Meng's mom saw this and moved again.
This time the house is near a school. Meng Zi started to learn to read books and recite poems. His mom saw this and was happy with it.
This is the famous story of Meng's Mom moved three times.
Meng Mu San Qian.
Meng Zi becomes the second influential pholisopher after Kong Fu Zi.
We are what we think we are and what we like to become.
:D
David Jamieson
03-07-2005, 09:32 AM
+You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed"
I thought that's a CBC late night show?
Dude! I'm a contributor to that show! I am all a tither that you knew about this! :D
By the way, the show is open to artists from any country, singers, musicians, performing arts, drawers, painters...heh heh, I haven't seen them do anything about Lion Dance yet which I think would make for a excellent show on ZeD.
Mantis108, you got a team? and a videocam? I will help you put a vid together editor wise and get it up and on ZeD if you like.
just checkin. :)
ewallace
03-07-2005, 12:04 PM
Who? I am a mentally-unstable Texan.
What? A mentally-unstable Texan who loves the smell of gun oil. Kind of like Tackleberry (may he rest in peace) from the Police Academy movies. Gun oil as cologne gets all the ladies.
where is oso? he hasn't been posting as much recently. Did he get a life or something?
Ming pretty much summed it up...tweaked the Mon~Thur schedule so it's all curriculum so had to add Friday night for sparring...can't not have one dedicated night for fighting...and with saturday morning strength training and 'open floor' time I have 16 hours of class time, plus administrative and basic-upkeep-of-the-school time...I'm shot most nights by the time I get back home.
thanks for asking...did you check out that Kyoto Jazz Massive?
Ming pretty much summed it up...tweaked the Mon~Thur schedule so it's all curriculum so had to add Friday night for sparring...can't not have one dedicated night for fighting...and with saturday morning strength training and 'open floor' time I have 16 hours of class time, plus administrative and basic-upkeep-of-the-school time...I'm shot most nights by the time I get back home.
thanks for asking...did you check out that Kyoto Jazz Massive?
lol...but the question still remains as to whether I got a life or not.....
BibitClerus
03-08-2005, 07:59 PM
I am new, I guess.
FatherDog
03-08-2005, 10:02 PM
lol...but the question still remains as to whether I got a life or not.....
I'm betting against it.
Me too.
ummm, so now we have a minimum number of characters in a message????
I protest in the name of the sublime reply!!!!!!!!!!
Starchaser107
03-09-2005, 08:26 AM
My goodness Oso it's been THAT long....
did you even See the Blue forum?
it's not been that long, i saw the blue, kinda liked it, though it was going to be confusing going back and forth between here and the mantisquarterly.com forum
the only thing I've been posting is longer stuff on my blog on the training forum, and not to regularly at that.
mantis108
03-10-2005, 04:13 PM
How goes it, my friend? Sorry for the late reply. I didn't know you contribute to that show. It's a rather interesting program. I also have to thank you for the generous offer. I would love to be able to contribute. Unfortunately, I don't have a team myself. My Kung Fu brother Jack Wong in Vancouver does have a team and he's very active in the Lion Dance circle in that area. BTW, we used to do the lion dances together. It's great that now I know you are the man to talked concerning such contribution. I will see if I can get some kind of a demo clip from him.
Again thank you very much for the kind offer.
Warm regards
Mantis108
red5angel
03-10-2005, 04:24 PM
what the hell is canadian tire money?
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