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Chang Style Novice
03-04-2005, 10:47 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/04/chimp.attack.ap/index.html

Don't &$#% with no chimps!
MasterKiller
03-04-2005, 10:53 AM
His testicles and a foot also were severed, Kern County Sheriff's Cmdr. Hal Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian

WTF???????
Chang Style Novice
03-04-2005, 10:57 AM
I tol'ju man - don't #@&! with no chimps!
Starchaser107
03-04-2005, 11:04 AM
a monkey's natural habitat is not a cage
no animal's natural habitat is a cage.
If it were you then you'd be pretty pizzed as well
the monkeys were not doing a bad thing , they were just being monkeys
sad but
true.
If the monkey was not in a cage to begin with there would have not been the human injury and the monkey fatality.
PangQuan
03-04-2005, 11:25 AM
true dat starchaser
cerebus
03-04-2005, 09:57 PM
How the F*CK did they sever his foot and testicles?!!! Were they packin' friggin' machetes or what?? :eek: :eek:
wdl
03-04-2005, 10:05 PM
How the F*CK did they sever his foot and testicles?!!! Were they packin' friggin' machetes or what?? :eek: :eek:

Remind me to wear my nut cup next time I'm at an "animal" shelter. Maybe with a pair of leather motorcycle chaps on top. I'm on talking about any groin cup either, I'd have to wear one of those steel muay thai cups.

-Will
SifuAbel
03-05-2005, 12:11 AM
How the F*CK did they sever his foot and testicles?!!! Were they packin' friggin' machetes or what?? :eek: :eek:

They have VERY sharp teeth.
GunnedDownAtrocity
03-05-2005, 12:27 AM
plus they are extremely strong. they could pull off your testicles for sure and im thinking a foot might be possible. they could dislocate pretty much anything so why not.
Abstract
03-05-2005, 08:09 AM
Animals don't belong in your home.

none of 'em.
SimonM
03-05-2005, 09:32 AM
a monkey's natural habitat is not a cage
no animal's natural habitat is a cage.
If it were you then you'd be pretty pizzed as well
the monkeys were not doing a bad thing , they were just being monkeys
sad but
true.
If the monkey was not in a cage to begin with there would have not been the human injury and the monkey fatality.

I agree with you but Chimpanzees aren't monkies; they are much smarter and much larger than any monkey.
SimonM
03-05-2005, 09:34 AM
How the F*CK did they sever his foot and testicles?!!! Were they packin' friggin' machetes or what?? :eek: :eek:

Have you SEEN the teeth on a Chimp? :eek: