WHO warns of new disease.

[SimonM]

THe WHO recently announced an outbreak of a terrible new disease this dreadful condition is primarily suffered by caucasian teenage boys and may (like acne) be linked to the onset of puberty.

The name of this disease? The dreaded Ninjavitis.

Symptoms of Ninjavitis include:

A tendency to wear black clothes.
Frequent garbled speech including non-sequeters believed to be derived from mild hallucinations.
The belief that the victim is invisible.
A fascination with small pointed metal objects.
A tendency to rename martial arts equipment as "ninja" equipment. EG: the "ninja sword".

Victims of Ninjavitis have claimed that it is deadly, if you suspect that a loved one has contracted this dangerous disease you sould contact the WHO at
1-800-nnjasux. (1-800-664-2789).

We thank you for your attention.

[SimonM]

Is nobody else concerned about stopping the spread of the dread Ninjavitis?

[Royal Dragon]

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WARNING!!! This message is Too short!!! Please lengthen it under penalty of DEATH!!!

[SimonM]

:p Would I get bonus points if I post this to a Ninjitsu forum of some kind?

Lets see what Ashida Kim makes of that Troll. :p

[SimonM]

Banned in less than 1/2 hour from initial time of post. I guess Ashida Kim don't like people mocking the deadly ninja. Now what will I have to do to get on his "sh.it list"?