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IronFist
03-12-2005, 12:27 PM
A premise: I think weighing trains is an integral and very important part of any martial fitness program, and I have been doing a split routine 3-4 times per week since I was in my late teens, and I can do 15000000 to 200000000 times my bodyweight in all major weighing stations.

Weighing trains can be fun, and it is an integral part of any railroad worker's duties, but people need to learn to do other things as well.

But why only weighing trains? Why don't people also weigh cars, or boats, or motorcycles? It's because they don't like cardio and they want to look good.
Samurai Jack
03-12-2005, 01:42 PM
Agreed. Plus, anyone who dosen't weigh trains is just plain lazy. You're all a bunch of lazy f@cks if you aren't weighing trains.

I weigh trains too, just like Ironfist, so I am cool like him, not lazy like you.
Samurai Jack
03-12-2005, 01:49 PM
Oh, and just in case you were wondering, I've been weighing trains for twenty years, so I know what I'm talking about. I mean, how many thirty year olds do you know who've been weighing trains as long as me?

My progress stopped when I was twenty six though, so now I'm just maintaining my weighing trains skillz and doing other things so I can focus on my total fisting levels.
IronFist
03-12-2005, 03:20 PM
One time I took a car to the weighing station, and I weighed it, but it wasn't nearly as cool as weighing trains. That's why I only weigh trains now.
Samurai Jack
03-12-2005, 04:11 PM
Yeah, well some people are more in to the whole cardio-fisting thing. If you aren't working on your cardio-fistness in addition to weighing trains, you're only in it for the looks. You should see all the looks I get when I'm cardio-fisting and weighing trains at the same time. If you don't do it, you must be lazy. Fisting is awesome!
Royal Dragon
03-13-2005, 02:39 PM
Ok, I'm sure I woke up this morning, got out of bed and started my day. I don't think I stayed asleep and dreamt I have been awake all day...Right?
fa_jing
03-13-2005, 02:42 PM
wrong. Go back to your room and lay down.
Ming Yue
03-13-2005, 03:24 PM
But first, do some train weighing.
Royal Dragon
03-13-2005, 03:26 PM
Lol!!!















This Damm Message Is Too Short!!!
IronFist
03-14-2005, 11:10 AM
Yeah that's me, but I admit that. That's why I'm but butt of everyone's cardio jokes here :D

I started this thread cuz the opportunity was there to spoof the title of it. Hahaha.
Samurai Jack
03-14-2005, 02:34 PM
Yeah, and I chimed in so I could fit in with all you guys who bench-press 400 and run marathons 5X a week.

:rolleyes:
IronFist
03-14-2005, 08:14 PM
Yeah, and I chimed in so I could fit in with all you guys who bench-press 400 and run marathons 5X a week.

:rolleyes:

Dude, I bench press 400pounds in each hand WHILE I'm running marathons 5x a week.

Don't you? :D
ewallace
03-15-2005, 01:58 PM
Dude, I bench press 400pounds in each hand WHILE I'm running marathons 5x a week.

I'd run out of vasaline every 9 days if I did that.

And on my off-days I do about 12 sets of 12-24oz curls. Reps may vary.
ewallace
03-15-2005, 02:08 PM
This thread is a prime example of why combining alcohol with public forum postings is generally not a good idea.
GunnedDownAtrocity
03-21-2005, 11:47 AM
good idea?

i didnt know there were any other ideas.