Does anyone really take that guy seriously?

[Pilot]

I don't know if this is a OK post or not, and I understand if the admin deletes it.
But I'm curious. Everytime I get my Kung Fu magazine, I have to look at this guy selling his tools? Toys? The crotch fu guy that has all of the pictures plastered with a rope tied to his @#$%#@$. I seriously want to know, if anyone takes this guy and his style serious? I would like to understand what makes a man tie a rope around his @!#$@# and why?

[gwa sow]

my sifu was there when he pulled a truck full of people at the aniversary thing they had for the magazine. so he can do that stuff with things tied to his junk. really wanna get freaked out , he can teach that same thing to women. he had an article in the mag. a while ago. he also stands on eggs and paints. i know nothing of his kung fu.

[X-Warrior]

It's weird, wonder what's the use of that in a real fight? No one is going to tie a rope around your @#$# and pull you with a truck or hang something on it ... at least I hope :eek:.

I just don't understand what would the use of that be?

-X-

[red5angel]

my sifu was there when he pulled a truck full of people at the aniversary thing they had for the magazine. so he can do that stuff with things tied to his junk. really wanna get freaked out , he can teach that same thing to women. he had an article in the mag. a while ago. he also stands on eggs and paints. i know nothing of his kung fu.



technically aren't those examples of good kung fu?

[David Jamieson]

It's weird, wonder what's the use of that in a real fight? No one is going to tie a rope around your @#$# and pull you with a truck or hang something on it ... at least I hope :eek:.

I just don't understand what would the use of that be?

-X-

Don' t understand it?

Get his video on 99 power and start to understand (http://store.martialartsmart.net/prjt001.html)

:p

p.s yer welcome G~

[X-Warrior]

For that price I just take my chances - or viagra if I need :D - but I see what he is trying to show. I am still not very found of specializing or claming 'supreior skills' as such, seen too many of those skills complety useless in a real fight situation. I have this picture of a 'grandmaster' who could break large rocks with his palm, yet fighting with a Muay Thai fighter, his skill was completly useless, he was very easily beaten.

Again, it's not what you got but how you can use it - and I don't intent to use my @#$# in a fight.

-X-

[wdl]

Go search, I believe there was a recent thread on this topic.

-Will

[David Jamieson]

By even suggesting the idea that the ***** is used in a fight is indicative of your not understanding what it's about at all. seriously, if you really want to understand something, then try to understand.

Badmouthing someones skill because of your lack of it doesn't do anything against him, but it makes you seem like a bit of a hillbilly. Nothing personal, just pointing it out. After all, you're just some guy badmouthing a qigong master on a forum and he on the other hand is a qigong master. Therein lies the difference.

Don't wanna taste a little bitter? No sweet for you!

[JohnnyMnemonic]

It's weird, wonder what's the use of that in a real fight? No one is going to tie a rope around your @#$# and pull you with a truck or hang something on it ... at least I hope :eek:.

I just don't understand what would the use of that be?

-X-


Seems obvious to me. It is a demonstration of internal strength.

[Pilot]

Even if you lay aside the kung fu aspects of this unusual style, just look at the items he advertises and the manner in which he advertises. His weapons? Toys? Whatever they are, he and a good looking girl is usually using the items in a way that gives one an impression that he is about to watch an XXX film if he gets these toys. For real, are you going to get a big metal “T” and rub it on a girls back and call it qi or kung fu? I could take him a little more serious if it wasn’t for the way he portrays himself.
I will be the first to apologize if I offend, but if this is bull#%^$ way of a guy trying to get rich and this guy is not for real, then why advertise smut? :confused:

[David Jamieson]

presupposition closes yet another door. ;)

[Becca]

Pilot- Have you ever met a truely gifted musisian or artist? Ever notice that they tend to be very well rounded people? Asking what the point of Golden Egg Chi Gong is like asking what the point is of learning to play music well when a very small % of those who are gifted can make a living at it.

If all you want to learn from Chi Gung is how to do really spectacular parlor tricks, you are loosing out on 95% of what the art has to teach...

[BibitClerus]

hmm some musicians are really talent and really good at their music but very very troubled in their head and/or bodies

there is nothing in life to be taken seriously
"nobody gets out of here alive" is what i heard the other day
and its the only truth
everything you love is fadding and will disapear
either that or you disapear first

i taken this test supposed to tell one his "real age". being 22 the thing said my true age is 18.7 or something
i believe its highly flawed

[Becca]

Interestingly true. I have also taken those kinds of tests. They usually pin as being 10 years older than I am. We are all a bit troubled in our heads, if you want to get right down to it, but musicians tend to be better at expressing it. Or rather, not as good as hiding it. Every exceptional musician I've met has had a great capacity to love and to hurt. Every exceptional martial artist I've men (not very many of these, I admit) hav great capacity to learn, but also to be close-minded. In some ways, this seems like polar opposite traits, but they are not, really. The trait that is nesissary for one is also crucial for the other. I believe it is the life stage one is in, and the experiences one has lived through, that determin how we interact in the world.

[BibitClerus]

the thing is musicians/artists just have to express it... or else their heads will blow up
i believe all need a discharge system, but some might need more than others

on this test i had taken it used to say my real age was 25.6, then i updated some stuff... exercise... extra pounds... number of friends
and it improved
but all internet tests are silly... exepct one that is Jung based
i tried this one with like some 70 questions and it gives your personality... mine was Introverted Sensitive Somethign Something... i cant remember. it was correct though

[joedoe]

the thing is musicians/artists just have to express it... or else their heads will blow up
i believe all need a discharge system, but some might need more than others

on this test i had taken it used to say my real age was 25.6, then i updated some stuff... exercise... extra pounds... number of friends
and it improved
but all internet tests are silly... exepct one that is Jung based
i tried this one with like some 70 questions and it gives your personality... mine was Introverted Sensitive Somethign Something... i cant remember. it was correct though

So basically what you are saying is that they are all BS unless they say what you want to hear? :D :D

[BibitClerus]

of course :D

isnt that teh way chicks think of guys?
"if that fatty dont tell me romantic things he sucks and im not going to give me-self to him"

the whole world is like this :D

[joedoe]

of course :D

isnt that teh way chicks think of guys?
"if that fatty dont tell me romantic things he sucks and im not going to give me-self to him"

the whole world is like this :D

You are hanging with the wrong chicks then :D

It is human nature to like what agrees with your view of the world. It makes you feel good about yourself. Sometimes the truth hurts :)

[BibitClerus]

You are hanging with the wrong chicks then :D

It is human nature to like what agrees with your view of the world. It makes you feel good about yourself. Sometimes the truth hurts :)

Man seriously the thing is this tests are silly. I like Jung one cos its complex and its well justified/explained. I would say i agree with it technically, you know. Its not just the fact that it pleases me...
And its not my fault if 99% of the world is wrong and i am right. Maybe in the future my vision will be recognized :D

[David Jamieson]

Youth is wasted on the young. :p

[GeneChing]

Five hours ago, I just got interviewed on the radio about this. (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=36347) It was the Rod Ryan Show - a Houston morning DJ, and I should have drank more coffee before the interview... :rolleyes:

I did my first interview with Grandmaster Tu in 2001 (see Iron ***** (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/magazine/article.php?article=315) ). I admit, my interest was mostly to get the word '*****' on our cover blurbs. I did a Cover story on GM Tu (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/magazine/article.php?article=319) in our Mar Apr 2003. I also worked on the translations of his Iron Crotch video (http://store.martialartsmart.net/prjt001.html), as well as his 8 brocade (http://store.martialartsmart.net/prjt004.html), animal spirit (http://store.martialartsmart.net/prjt003.html) and dragon bone (http://store.martialartsmart.net/prjt002.html) qigong videos. Everyone always remembers the iron crotch because it's so memorable, but GM Tu is quite complex beyond that. He's a former sparring champion and a TCM practioner (in fact, he recently helped me with a neck and shoulder injury (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=36138&page=1&pp=15)). He's also a painter and musician. In short, he's quite extraordinary. I see a lot of masters come through our doors. GM Tu is exceptional.

But, if I'm reading the criticism, it's only kung fu if it can be used in a fight. That's a bit limited, but if we must look at it this way, the martial application is that he can withstand a decent strike to his groin. I seen plenty of street fights where the good old 'steal the peach' technique was the deciding factor. However, he doesn't really do it for that reason. He views the sexual organs as essential (I do too, actually). For him, it's a tremendous power source, power as in qigong. Now I don't practice his teachings, but it doesn't take an extraordinary leap to project the potential powers of the *****. Nothing rocks me like a good orgasm. Even a good urination is positive. If that power could be harnessed...think about that. ;)

[BibitClerus]

speaking of orgarsms
i stumble uppon interesting things on the bus
on the way back from uni i noticed total 3 outdoors of this well know hoes-house that we have
it was the pic of a chick on her underwear saying: "Gruta Azul (http://www.grutaazul.net), the best things in life are here"
:D

That place is well known for having luxury hoes
Avereage price is 200. My buddy tried once, said chicks look fantastic, he paid 200 plus teh motel. But if a hoe is famous she can charge up to 600.
Aside from that there are rumors of super famous hoes (of the like to be known in teh media) charging 1000, but is unconfirmed info.

Prostitution is not illegal but to provide means for it to happen, or to be pimp, is illegal.

No one takes prostituion seriously
And the girls have to pay their uni too :)

[PangQuan]

Experience is wasted on the elderly :p

[David Jamieson]

Experience is wasted on the elderly :p

so sayeth the engrammic challenged. :D

[Fu-Pow]

The trick of pulling stuff around with your wee-wee is probably pretty easy, if not painful. I mean your schlong is actually pretty resilient. Its mostly composed of fibrous connective tissue. What does it have to do with Qi Gong?

It just seems silly to me. :rolleyes:

[Becca]

Chinese believe that the genatals are the focus point for release of chi. Yin (water) for women, Yang (fire) for men. Some of the more obscure sects are said to believe that the secret to becomming an immortal is threw this type of Qi Gung practice.

[Pilot]

GeneChing gave me some things to think about, but I'm still neutral on whether this guy is for real or for show. I can understand somewhat the idea of taking the weakest point of your body and build a resistance of some kind. But there again is where the Crotch Fu guy gets off the mark. If he indeed is able to pick-up a lot of weight, and pull things around with his “wee-wee”, then again why? YOUR WEE-WEE IS NOT THE WEAK POINT! It those little eggs in the nest. Let me see him tie a rope around those and pull a truck. I will continue to listen with an open mind. :o

[Becca]

Dude. That is what he's tieing the rope to... :eek:

[Pilot]

Then why does it refer to the pe#%$ when speaking about his crotch fu? :confused:

[Becca]

English isn't his first langauge. Sometimes people don't always get the meening of a word righ when using something other than thier native language to discuss an idea. He wrote an article a while back, I can't remember white mag, but I keep all of them and will serch for it. That should give you a better idea of what's up with Golden Egg Qi Gung.

[Pilot]

Cool. Thanks! :)

[Theoderic]

It's all about being paid attention to and getting $$$.

That guy has created a name for himself and probably a decent income as a result of pulling stuff with his lil fireman.

I am sure the wee wee is quite resiliant however I am not about to pull anything like that with mine and risk it being stretched like a very long chop stick, or right off.

People like him are a waste of time. If you want to test your internal skills sit patiently at a food kitchen for 15hrs straight feeding the homeless. Not only is it a mental and physical test but also a worthy way to strengthen your soul.

[GeneChing]

GM Tu is flamboyant, there's no doubt about that. But you can be flamboyant and still be a good martial artist. Just take a look at any of our martial arts movie stars. They're quite flamboyant, after all, they're movie stars. But that doesn't exclude them from having skills.

As masters go, GM Tu is off the map. I've seen plenty of great fighters, great forms masters, all kinds of great skills, but GM Tu has something very different going on. Even if you totally ignore the iron crotch stuff - if you just look at his other works, his skill is plain to see. Granted, iron crotch is hard to overlook. What can I say? It got me in Penthouse (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=36479) which has allowed me to have porn openly on my desk for a spell, and amuses me. ;)