RED: Deathmatch Update

[rogue]

It's on baby. My chi-blasting tests have yielded spectacular results! They ought to work even better on a lower form of life such as you!

http://www.local6.com/news/4410396/detail.html

[David Jamieson]

Your toadsploder® style is no secret rogue, it's a simple matter of consuming horse apples and that secret is out to the germans now.

thanks for letting the cat out of the bag man. :mad:

[red5angel]

toadsploder style is not much for my special brand of qigung:

explode this! (http://elephantiasis.freeyellow.com/eleph-fiji.gif)

[ZIM]

that's quite the toad :eek:

Funny thing is, there's form of body modification that a few wackos do to get "that" look. Basically, they inject saline into their sacks and blow 'em up til they look like one of those gay fanny packs...

[red5angel]

are you serious?

[ZIM]

Yes. I really didn't want to find the pics though. :D pic of protestor (http://www.zombietime.com/churchill_in_bay_area/churchill_sf_anarchist_bookfair_march_26_2005/156-5635_IMG.JPG) the one in the middle.... :eek:

[red5angel]

Yes. I really didn't want to find the pics though. :D pic of protestor (http://www.zombietime.com/churchill_in_bay_area/churchill_sf_anarchist_bookfair_march_26_2005/156-5635_IMG.JPG) the one in the middle.... :eek:


ok on top of disgusting old men - and another picture to add to Rogues Pr0n collection, are you sure that guy doesn't have elephantiases or something?

[ZIM]

Yes. He's a fixture in the Berkely Socialist/perpetually aggrieved/protesting scene. The web site it's from explained it. Zombie goes to the rallies and takes pictures, then posts them becuz it really does have to be seen to be believed.

[red5angel]

that's almost as disturbing as the pictures of rogue in tijuana trying to pull off the donkey dance.

[ZIM]

No. What's disturbing is what'll happen if I land a good nut shot on somebody like that. :eek: :eek:

[red5angel]

No. What's disturbing is what'll happen if I land a good nut shot on somebody like that. :eek: :eek:


I think I passed out there for a second.

[PangQuan]

how much for tickets to "Death Match 2005" ?

[BibitClerus]

Yes. I really didn't want to find the pics though. :D pic of protestor (http://www.zombietime.com/churchill_in_bay_area/churchill_sf_anarchist_bookfair_march_26_2005/156-5635_IMG.JPG) the one in the middle.... :eek:

holy **** man

[red5angel]

I'm not sure I can charge money for what I'm gonna do to Rogue. It's sort of like when you get PPV to watch the fight of the century, then the fight goes like 2 rounds. You won't really have time to sit down before it's pretty much over.

However, if we manage to get Becca as the topless ring girl, and convince NP to keep his shirt on the whole time, I may manage to drag the fight out a little. Then we'd charge monster truck ralley prices, 10$ for adults, free for children 10 and under.

[PangQuan]

how about I give you a box of cracker jacks and a giant ball of belly button lynt, can we call it even?

[red5angel]

that's the same price I have to pay Rogues mom to get it on with her so I guess it's worth it.

[PangQuan]

he!! ya buddy. Im there, ill even throw in some broken bottles. (those are a real crowd pleaser at death matches.)

[rogue]

that's almost as disturbing as the pictures of rogue in tijuana trying to pull off the donkey dance.
It was impossible to get the donkey going after you drained him dry. Man was your mom disappointed.

BTW Red is Michael Jackson while all over?


how much for tickets to "Death Match 2005" ?
I'm booked through 2005 with work, and I know Red is booked working the docks of Bang**** through 2006.

[Becca]

I'm not sure I can charge money for what I'm gonna do to Rogue. It's sort of like when you get PPV to watch the fight of the century, then the fight goes like 2 rounds. You won't really have time to sit down before it's pretty much over.

However, if we manage to get Becca as the topless ring girl, and convince NP to keep his shirt on the whole time, I may manage to drag the fight out a little. Then we'd charge monster truck ralley prices, 10$ for adults, free for children 10 and under.
Oooooo! Do you realy think so? I thought this photo of NP was one of his better ones...

[red5angel]

Oooooo! Do you realy think so? I thought this photo of NP was one of his better ones...


heeeeey, NP is hot...... ;)