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Becca
04-29-2005, 07:03 PM
Ok. you know how this works...

I'll start it off with a nice little dialog from Stargate: Atlantis:

Wraith: "When I get free, you will be the first I will consume..."

The Major: "Ok." (grinning)
bung bo
04-30-2005, 02:24 PM
From Austin Stories:

Girlfriend's mom:I like you Howard, I even like your mutton chops.

Howard:Thanks, I like your...chin-beard.

Did anybody ever watch that show?
GunnedDownAtrocity
05-01-2005, 09:54 PM
im not leaving until you give me my wife. or a woman of equal attractiveness.

- peter
joedoe
05-01-2005, 10:04 PM
Ok. you know how this works...

I'll start it off with a nice little dialog from Stargate: Atlantis:

Wraith: "When I get free, you will be the first I will consume..."

The Major: "Ok." (grinning)

Anything O'Neill (Richard Dean Anderson) said in Stargate SG1 :D
red5angel
05-02-2005, 08:41 AM
Anything O'Neill (Richard Dean Anderson) said in Stargate SG1 :D


Is he in SG: Atlantis?
Becca
05-02-2005, 03:11 PM
Only the first episode. But I agree, any thing General O'Niel says is funny. Even the serious lines.... :D

Gosh, I love Mondays. It's SG-1 night on SciFi. :cool:
joedoe
05-02-2005, 03:26 PM
Actually, he was funnier when he was Colonel O'Neill. The show was missing something when he became General.
Becca
05-02-2005, 03:36 PM
This season should be interesting, I think, conditering they killed off some crew but then brought back thier alternate selves... I'm almost afraid they are going to ruin it. :(
mickey
05-02-2005, 05:24 PM
Greetings,

Judge: Spam? Where does that come from?

Garret Morris: I know your Honor. Spam comes from a Spig.
(in character on the Jamie Foxx Show)


That breaks me up every time I think about it.



mickey
Becca
05-02-2005, 08:15 PM
Jack O'Niel: "Holy Frozen Badguys!"

Or

Russian Doctor: "Is he always like this?!?" (talking about Jack)

Sam Carter: "Actually, this is charming..."


Or, my personal favorite from that episode...

Russian Doctor: " If you are saying that Russian made technology is substandard, this submarine is Swiss."

Dr, Jackson: "So it occasionaly catches fire, but keeps perfect time."
wdl
05-02-2005, 09:09 PM
Not to be a killjoy... but is Stargate: Atlantis really a sitcom?

-Will
rogue
05-02-2005, 09:12 PM
Beaver: Have you ever kissed any other married women, Dad?
Ward: No, Beaver I haven't.
Beaver: I guess you was a scared too, huh. A guy could sure get into a lot of trouble doing that.
Ward: (a dreamy looking smile on his face) A guy sure could.


Fred Rutherford: Have to keep a firm hand on boys nowadays, Ward. My Clarence answered me back the other day. I smacked him right in the mouth. None of this psychology for me.

And of course

June Cleaver: Ward, I'm very worried about the Beaver.