I get to train a pron star!

[SevenStar]

seriously, I dunno how big of a star she is... I'll have to find out her name and all, but they say she's hot. One of our guys (the head bjj coach) played the lead a few years ago in a low budget local movie called "hunter of the dead" now, years later, they have been able to find a company to distribute it, but the company required them to re-shoot some scenes and do some touch ups. So, they got the old cast together and are drummin up some new ones (I'm gonna be an extra) and once it's re-shot, it will be placed in the b movie section of several video store chains.

From what I'm told, the female co-star didn't make the break into film that she thought she would, and she ended up moving to cali and doing pron for a company called zero tolerance, or something like that. Anyway, they are gonna re-shoot her fight scenes, so they want her to train in the thai boxing class for like three weeks prior to the shooting.

[SPJ]

Cool.

Let us know how it goes.

I had a very bad cold the whole week.

The day quil makes me not clear in the head to post.

I am better now.

:)

[Vasquez]

seriously, I dunno how big of a star she is... I'll have to find out her name and all, but they say she's hot. One of our guys (the head bjj coach) played the lead a few years ago in a low budget local movie called "hunter of the dead" now, years later, they have been able to find a company to distribute it, but the company required them to re-shoot some scenes and do some touch ups. So, they got the old cast together and are drummin up some new ones (I'm gonna be an extra) and once it's re-shot, it will be placed in the b movie section of several video store chains.

From what I'm told, the female co-star didn't make the break into film that she thought she would, and she ended up moving to cali and doing pron for a company called zero tolerance, or something like that. Anyway, they are gonna re-shoot her fight scenes, so they want her to train in the thai boxing class for like three weeks prior to the shooting.

So how do u expect to be paid?

[SevenStar]

I don't, actually. I'm one of the coaches, she will be there as a student. However, if they are so inclined, I wouldn't be opposed to my character and hers having a make out scene. :D

[rogue]

A big birthday kiss goes out this week to Zero Tolerance, the gonzo porn company whose titles like "Grand Theft An@l" and "Blow Me Sandwich" have become instant classics of their kind; even if you're not a fan of gaping videos, you have to appreciate them for keeping the concept of good, old-fashioned filthy smut alive and well.

Ass Cleavage
Ass Cleavage 2
Black In The Saddle
Blow Me Sandwich
Blow Me Sandwich 2
Blow Me Sandwich 3
Double Decker Sandwich
Double Decker Sandwich 2
Grand Theft Anal
Grand Theft Anal 2
Internal Cumbustion
Internal Cumbustion 2
Internal Cumbustion 3
No Holes Barred
No Holes Barred 2 : Overloaded
Not Just Another 8Teen Movie
Not Just Another 8Teen Movie 2
School of **** : Class of Ass To Mouth
South American Pie
Strip Tease Then ****
Strip Tease Then **** 2
Tag Teamed
Virgin Surgeon
Wet Dreams Cum True
Who's Your Daddy
Who's Your Daddy 2
Who's Your Daddy 3

Sounds like she's going places. :(

[Vasquez]

I don't, actually. I'm one of the coaches, she will be there as a student. However, if they are so inclined, I wouldn't be opposed to my character and hers having a make out scene. :D

You know there were certain health issues re. pron industry in LA where they had to put production on hold.

[lkfmdc]

I thought this thread was about a PRAWN star, like the lobster queen or somethign sea food related, boy I'm disappointed :D

[Vash]

If anything of 7*s post is true, then I think he might get some street cred.

And herpes.

Mostly herpes.

[IronFist]

This thread is worthless without pics.

[cerebus]

Yeah, what Ironfist said!! :D :D :D

[TonyM.]

I, like IKFMDC was expecting some good recipes. Herpes and shingles ala skank was not what I had in mind.

[ReignOfTerror]

my opinion of women:
www.menarebetterthanwomen.com
http://niceguy.dearingfilm.com/Sexism.php
http://www.americanwomensuck.com/
http://victorian.fortunecity.com/stanford/823/women.html
http://www.elfdata.com/darkside/womensuck/
http://www.dailycollegian.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2003/02/11/3e487dfef1d7c
http://www.umich.edu/~uac/threeweeks/Volume2.8/monkeywomen.html
http://www.nomarriage.com/

[Vasquez]

If anything of 7*s post is true, then I think he might get some street cred.

And herpes.

Mostly herpes.

Genitle herpes can only be caught if you mix genitle fluids. And cold sores can only be caught if you do mouth to mouth. I'm sure 7star will know the combos to avoid catching that. Worse case scenario 7star would get his @ss whipped.

[BibitClerus]

why do i keep coming back...

i believe in Sevens story, not just cos hes a cool guy, but also cos strange this have been happening. very strange things. i will give you an unbelievable story so that Sevens story becomes a lot more possible to this world:

yesterday i kissed 3 chicks - 2 of wich came onto me.
the last one -> after some time kissing and grabbing and **** i took her to the second floor, set on a chair and she sat on my lap.
then would ask me questions: "hey, do you lift weights?" I was like: "No"...
"Do you swim or something?"
"No"
"But where do all this mass comes from" (touching my chest and shoulders)
"... Genetics..." I lied... I do PUSHUPS at home LOL :D
"Are you from the military?" (cos of my very short shaved hair)
"No..."
At a certain point she called me "Thick thigh" (cos of my nickname, if you change 2 letters from it, it means thick thigh. but dont mind that, its on portuguese). My thighs are thick, thast also true as well.
She moaned a lot when i kissed her, then sometimes got super excited and started bouncing on my lap real happy.
I thought it was funny she grabbed me all over (my thighs, my chest, my... ass) but wouldnt let me grab her ass and titties.

**** crazy part... When I was leaving, i turned my back, she grabbed my waist, then grabbed my ass... THEN GRABBED MY PEEPEE!!!
...

I got her number and she got mine too. She called this morning (or tried to) but i was sleeping of course (drunk + tired) and didnt even hear it. Dude, i most probably aint gonna go after her for a number o reasons not worth discussion on this lairs (kfo). Is this unbelivable or not...

All this things sign something wrong with the course of life.
I tell you this, my friends. I have concluded there can only be one reason to all of this:
The end is coming... APOCALYPSE is coming.
Spend all the time you can with your loved ones, the time is coming...

[YuanZhideDiZhen]

if its whom i think it is those folks were in my neighborhood last year and couldn't get a bite on a trainer. most of the serious sifus around this part of the country have an extreem reticense to teaching people in the entertainment industry, especially PRAWN: too many mobster types and felons looking for another tool to purposefully injure someone with out the evidence trail. but i do recall seeing it as a semi-legit business oprtunity. are these guys out of Naples, FL?

on a healthier note...perhaps you should offer to teach her taoist grappling :cool: and harvesting techniques :D :p . becareful it doesn't lead you to the nude taichi studio...they were in the same limo :cool: .

[cerebus]

And just as a public safety announcement, Vasquez your information is incorrect. Genital herpes can also be passed on to the mouth (through genital/ oral contact of course) and oral herpes can be passed to the genitals.

[SevenStar]

Worse case scenario 7star would get his @ss whipped.


Which may not be a bad thing...

And Iron - I'll get some pics, dude.

[SevenStar]

why do i keep coming back...

i believe in Sevens story, not just cos hes a cool guy, but also cos strange this have been happening. very strange things. i will give you an unbelievable story so that Sevens story becomes a lot more possible to this world:

yesterday i kissed 3 chicks - 2 of wich came onto me.
the last one -> after some time kissing and grabbing and **** i took her to the second floor, set on a chair and she sat on my lap.
then would ask me questions: "hey, do you lift weights?" I was like: "No"...
"Do you swim or something?"
"No"
"But where do all this mass comes from" (touching my chest and shoulders)
"... Genetics..." I lied... I do PUSHUPS at home LOL :D
"Are you from the military?" (cos of my very short shaved hair)
"No..."
At a certain point she called me "Thick thigh" (cos of my nickname, if you change 2 letters from it, it means thick thigh. but dont mind that, its on portuguese). My thighs are thick, thast also true as well.
She moaned a lot when i kissed her, then sometimes got super excited and started bouncing on my lap real happy.
I thought it was funny she grabbed me all over (my thighs, my chest, my... ass) but wouldnt let me grab her ass and titties.

**** crazy part... When I was leaving, i turned my back, she grabbed my waist, then grabbed my ass... THEN GRABBED MY PEEPEE!!!
...

I got her number and she got mine too. She called this morning (or tried to) but i was sleeping of course (drunk + tired) and didnt even hear it. Dude, i most probably aint gonna go after her for a number o reasons not worth discussion on this lairs (kfo). Is this unbelivable or not...

All this things sign something wrong with the course of life.
I tell you this, my friends. I have concluded there can only be one reason to all of this:
The end is coming... APOCALYPSE is coming.
Spend all the time you can with your loved ones, the time is coming...

DAYUM - xebby got action? be afraid, be very afraid... :D

[SevenStar]

And just as a public safety announcement, Vasquez your information is incorrect. Genital herpes can also be passed on to the mouth (through genital/ oral contact of course) and oral herpes can be passed to the genitals.


imagine that.... vasquez wrong about something... :p

[cerebus]

And hey, since there are no known diseases which can be transmitted by viewing pics.... we'll be waiting! :D :D

[Merryprankster]

I though this thread title was "I get to train like a pron star."

That's more accurate, I'm sure!

[Mutant]

:eek: Daaamn, you big pimp! :cool:

[mickey]

Greetings,

Does this star have a screen name you can share with us? Or must we all pm you?


mickey

[ewallace]

why do i keep coming back...

i believe in Sevens story, not just cos hes a cool guy, but also cos strange this have been happening. very strange things. i will give you an unbelievable story so that Sevens story becomes a lot more possible to this world:

yesterday i kissed 3 chicks - 2 of wich came onto me.
the last one -> after some time kissing and grabbing and **** i took her to the second floor, set on a chair and she sat on my lap.
then would ask me questions: "hey, do you lift weights?" I was like: "No"...
"Do you swim or something?"
"No"
"But where do all this mass comes from" (touching my chest and shoulders)
"... Genetics..." I lied... I do PUSHUPS at home LOL :D
"Are you from the military?" (cos of my very short shaved hair)
"No..."
At a certain point she called me "Thick thigh" (cos of my nickname, if you change 2 letters from it, it means thick thigh. but dont mind that, its on portuguese). My thighs are thick, thast also true as well.
She moaned a lot when i kissed her, then sometimes got super excited and started bouncing on my lap real happy.
I thought it was funny she grabbed me all over (my thighs, my chest, my... ass) but wouldnt let me grab her ass and titties.

**** crazy part... When I was leaving, i turned my back, she grabbed my waist, then grabbed my ass... THEN GRABBED MY PEEPEE!!!
...

I got her number and she got mine too. She called this morning (or tried to) but i was sleeping of course (drunk + tired) and didnt even hear it. Dude, i most probably aint gonna go after her for a number o reasons not worth discussion on this lairs (kfo). Is this unbelivable or not...

All this things sign something wrong with the course of life.
I tell you this, my friends. I have concluded there can only be one reason to all of this:
The end is coming... APOCALYPSE is coming.
Spend all the time you can with your loved ones, the time is coming...

Wow. Zebs got a lap dance. Getting closer there brother. :D

[ewallace]

There is something that irritates the hell out of me about SevenStar. I'll post it when I figure out WTF it is.

[SevenStar]

Greetings,

Does this star have a screen name you can share with us? Or must we all pm you?


mickey


She's got one - I'll find it out.

[SevenStar]

There is something that irritates the hell out of me about SevenStar. I'll post it when I figure out WTF it is.


you sure it's me and not the jock itch? :D :p

[FatherDog]

There is something that irritates the hell out of me about SevenStar. I'll post it when I figure out WTF it is.

Maybe it's his street cred.

[rogue]

Or lack of it. ;) Wait until he finds out he'll be playing the part of Dirty Sanchez.

[Vasquez]

And just as a public safety announcement, Vasquez your information is incorrect. Genital herpes can also be passed on to the mouth (through genital/ oral contact of course) and oral herpes can be passed to the genitals.

Nah that can't be true. my girlfriend tells me not to worry about it.

[ewallace]

Nah that can't be true. my girlfriend tells me not to worry about it.
Most solid line of reasoning I've heard in a while. Did you know that trees are the # 1 cause of forest fires? And if one falls in the woods with no one around it does make a sound. A tree told me not to worry about it.

[ewallace]

Anybody know the Chinese translation for horizontal hip-thrusts? And no it's not "mon fuk mei".

[YuanZhideDiZhen]

Anybody know the Chinese translation for horizontal hip-thrusts? And no it's not "mon fuk mei".

do you mean forward-backward? or side to side? or up-down? the general action? the durogatory? lovemaking? oral, anal? then there's the slightly girational influence to the action. which nuance are you looking for?

[Vasquez]

Most solid line of reasoning I've heard in a while. Did you know that trees are the # 1 cause of forest fires? And if one falls in the woods with no one around it does make a sound. A tree told me not to worry about it.

LOL to think I'll trust you instead. If i'm told there's nothing to worry about, then there's nothing to worry about.

[anton]

LOL to think I'll trust you instead. If i'm told there's nothing to worry about, then there's nothing to worry about.

And thus the exponential spread of venereal disease continues... fueled by ignorance. Hey you know that AIDS thing people are talking about?... FOrget it there's nothing to worry about

[Vasquez]

And thus the exponential spread of venereal disease continues... fueled by ignorance. Hey you know that AIDS thing people are talking about?... FOrget it there's nothing to worry about

We're not talking about AIDS here. HIV is a different disease to the one we're talking about.

[SevenStar]

I am pretty sure I am spelling this wrong, but her name is renee ramour.

[Fu-Pow]

This could be her but I'm at work and can't follow the link.....

http://www.peakmodels.com/reneeremeur.html

[IronFist]

That link didn't work. But if you go to the home page you can find her pic because they're in alphabetical order. She doesn't look like a pr0n star, tho.

[norther practitioner]

She doesn't look like a pr0n star, tho.


You have much to learn.. and watch.

[SevenStar]

The director came by to talk to us last night. Maybe she'll be here soon.

[Vasquez]

The director came by to talk to us last night. Maybe she'll be here soon.

So hasn't she come yet when you were already there.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

Nah that can't be true. my girlfriend tells me not to worry about it.

by girlfriend do you mean your mom?

or my mom even?

[Vasquez]

by girlfriend do you mean your mom?

or my mom even?

Stiffler's mum.

[ReignOfTerror]

here is a picture of my mom:
http://fhg.dacash.com/mt/sets/14/JM1064-002.jpg
before we had sex that is.

[anton]

We're not talking about AIDS here. HIV is a different disease to the one we're talking about.

You said if you are told there's nothing to worry about you won't worry about it.... a wide statement expressing a general attitude that can seemingly be applied equally to the HIV virus as much as it can to the herpes simplex virus.... or indeed to gunshots or swallowing poison. And I assure you, for the benefit of the genepool as much as my general amusement, that there is nothing to worry about regarding any of the things I mentioned.

[rogue]

So hasn't she come yet when you were already there.
Considering the topic I find that funny.

[Vasquez]

You said if you are told there's nothing to worry about you won't worry about it.... a wide statement expressing a general attitude that can seemingly be applied equally to the HIV virus as much as it can to the herpes simplex virus.... or indeed to gunshots or swallowing poison. And I assure you, for the benefit of the genepool as much as my general amusement, that there is nothing to worry about regarding any of the things I mentioned.

HIV is different. Herpes is like an alergic reaction you have to some ppl. everyone has that when they're teenage.

[anton]

HIV is different. Herpes is like an alergic reaction you have to some ppl. everyone has that when they're teenage.

Yep, and arsenic is a refreshing fruity beverage... why don't you go try some... I assure you there's nothing to worry about.

[SevenStar]

And the new poster boy for stupidity is....

[YuanZhideDiZhen]

by girlfriend do you mean your mom?

or my mom even?


'cast a line and troll this bait'.

7star: i'm not sure that's the name of the person who came by my side of town: butt it does sound familiar. i could probably do better with a scratch-n-sniff...:)

[YuanZhideDiZhen]

Yep, and arsenic is a refreshing fruity beverage... why don't you go try some... I assure you there's nothing to worry about.

Man! You said this tasted fruity! all i can taste is pukie-almonds and .... :eek: