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SifuAbel
10-02-2001, 12:47 AM
Ralek yanks so hard on it that he..............@

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Martial Joe
10-02-2001, 12:48 AM
rips it off???


Well we all know men poop on his face...he is into that kind of porn...

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I am Sharky's main man...

RedDragon
10-02-2001, 12:50 AM
.....irritates his genital warts

"United We Stand, Divided We Fall."

SifuAbel
10-02-2001, 12:50 AM
LOL! http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/shocker.gif

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Wongsifu
10-02-2001, 12:51 AM
he has a specially made sewing machine to sew it back on when it gets ripped off

I wongsifu shall strike fear into the hearts of trolls and mma guys who **** me off on these forums oh and in real life.

SifuAbel
10-02-2001, 12:51 AM
...sets off the smoke detector.@

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Ming the Merciless
10-02-2001, 12:55 AM
dislocates his shoulder...

RedDragon
10-02-2001, 12:58 AM
i just remmembered something, does he even HAVE something to yank?

"United We Stand, Divided We Fall."

sultanpro
10-02-2001, 01:00 AM
crushed his challenger, proveing once again,
Brazilian jiujitsu is superior,

toddbringewatt
10-02-2001, 01:01 AM
...creates enough friction to light a small city.

or

...fakes his own orgasm to make himself stop.


P.S.

Am I immortal? Yes. So are you.

"Bruce Leroy. That's who!"

Johnny Hot Shot
10-02-2001, 01:05 AM
Rips off the scabs he made pulling it too hard yesterday.

"Life's a great adventure, mate."
Jacko Jackson

SifuAbel
10-02-2001, 01:08 AM
....creates static electricity.

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SifuAbel
10-02-2001, 01:09 AM
......doesn't need two sticks to start a camp fire.e

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SifuAbel
10-02-2001, 01:10 AM
....mainly uses rubbers as "shock" absorbers.»

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SifuAbel
10-02-2001, 01:11 AM
.... one of his shoulders is over-developed.

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SifuAbel
10-02-2001, 01:12 AM
....has a repeat customer card from the local burn unit.

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Water Dragon
10-02-2001, 01:19 AM
...makes SifuAbel scream.

You may take my life, but you will never take my Freedom

atsai
10-02-2001, 01:21 AM
...was asked by his "training partner", are you sure that was a bjj technique?

...finally ejaculate for the first time in his life.

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sultanpro
10-02-2001, 01:27 AM
breaks the playstation joystick ,losing his first fight.

sultanpro
10-02-2001, 01:27 AM
breaks the playstation joystick ,losing his first fight. :) :)

toddbringewatt
10-02-2001, 01:34 AM
I'm dyin' here :) :) :) :) :) :D :D :D

Friggin' hysterical!!

"Bruce Leroy. That's who!"

SifuAbel
10-02-2001, 01:58 AM
...later almost broke his back trying to get his mouth on it.∂

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Wongsifu
10-02-2001, 02:12 AM
sifu able i thought he removed his bottom ribs so he can get his mouth around it so he can use his hands to play playstation with !!!

I wongsifu shall strike fear into the hearts of trolls and mma guys who **** me off on these forums oh and in real life.

Nutt'nhunny
10-02-2001, 02:40 AM
Rickson stopped pumping to see if Ralek was alright.

Ming the Merciless
10-02-2001, 03:42 AM
...has a new nickname, Jerkcules

rogue
10-02-2001, 03:46 AM
he almost broke the jar his mom keeps it in.

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blaktiger
10-02-2001, 03:58 AM
...gave new meaning to the term "kung fu grip."

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"I'll be too busy lookin' good!"

DrunkenMonkey
10-02-2001, 04:11 AM
...his posessions have a permanent milky-white tint, for some reason...

...fainted...

...started randomly screaming names from Tekken...

...told his mom to get some ice...

"****ed be the day that befalls us in a most hostile manner that shall compromise our Country, and ****ed be the great lengths at which are required of to stir our Patriotism." - Anonymous

Water Dragon
10-02-2001, 04:46 AM
...gave new meaning to the term "kung fu grip."


That gets a new term:

LMMFAO

You may take my life, but you will never take my Freedom

SifuAbel
10-02-2001, 07:55 AM
....broke his toilet.

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SifuAbel
10-02-2001, 07:59 AM
is now learning grappling to get a better "handle" on it.

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SifuAbel
10-02-2001, 11:17 AM
........dislocated his right hip because of all the slamming.

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Badger
10-02-2001, 03:11 PM
...he broke his tweezers & microscope.......


Badger

The Machado Philosophy:
We respect everyone and every style of martial arts.We share what we know and are open to new ideas.Martial arts is not about
fighting,but about lifestyle.Harmony is our g oal,hard training is our way..ê`

Kram1
10-02-2001, 04:11 PM
I hardly ever post ( 20 or so, since I joined, and I lurked for 6months before that!), so perhaps I have no right to say this. But, What does this thread accomplish? Fine, Ralek is not the most mature poster(!!). But what can we hope to accomplish by descending to this level? Not because its off topic, I enjoy the OT/comedy threads too, but spending and entire 3 page thread bashing someone on a personal level seems a bit much. I know most humor is at someones expense, but this... It reminded me of kids ganging up on the "different " kid on the playground. He is the way he is, but what of us?

Sorry for the serious note.


Mar

And So It Goes...

Badger
10-02-2001, 07:12 PM
Shutup before we kick your a**!


Badger

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We respect everyone and every style of martial arts.We share what we know and are open to new ideas.Martial arts is not about
fighting,but about lifestyle.Harmony is our g oal,hard training is our way..ê`

JWTAYLOR
10-02-2001, 07:26 PM
Hippie.

JWT

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV

Ming the Merciless
10-02-2001, 07:44 PM
3 pages of bashing is nowhere near enough. shut up wanker.

Wongsifu
10-02-2001, 08:22 PM
kram1 its funny ... !! this si the way we sick disturbed martial artists laugh and vent off !!!
:D

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Kram1
10-02-2001, 09:55 PM
Ow!

And So It Goes...

SifuAbel
10-02-2001, 10:09 PM
...gave himself a sex change operation.

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SifuAbel
10-03-2001, 02:43 AM
.....squashed it so hard,that he now has a tail..

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