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IronFist
09-11-2005, 11:49 AM
Work safe, but it would be pretty awkward.

Melissa Theuriau (http://fresh99.com/news-anchor-melissa-theuriau.htm).

There's a lot of sites out there that are full of screenshots of her. I'd be a little weirded out if I were her.

Shaolin Bushido
09-11-2005, 02:19 PM
I like the Chinese lady on CNN.

MasterKiller
09-11-2005, 06:08 PM
She's no Sumi Das.

http:http://home.insightbb.com/~jboze3131/picturesofsumi.htm

IronFist
09-11-2005, 08:53 PM
Who's the Indian chick on CNN? I can't remember her name. Maddox mentioned her but I can't remember in which article it was. She's hot, too.

David Jamieson
09-12-2005, 05:55 AM
wow. Is the internet running out of porn now?

news girls?

that clutching at straw boys. :p

SimonM
09-12-2005, 06:22 AM
It reminds me of that short-lived show: the naked news......

Except without the nudity. :confused:

David Jamieson
09-12-2005, 07:26 AM
naked news is still going actually.

They're on some cable stations, but mostly they are through their website as always.

stocks are up and so is your.... :p

CaptinPickAxe
09-12-2005, 10:43 AM
Holy Shnikes! That girl is so dahmn HOT! :eek:

Chief Fox
09-12-2005, 11:05 AM
....... Boing!

Shaolinlueb
09-12-2005, 01:06 PM
we had a really cute one on the news by my house. she got a job down in new haven area I believe. i got to top mount her once at a womens self defense seminar :D

GeneChing
09-12-2005, 02:36 PM
i got to top mount her once at a womens self defense seminar that claim is no good without pics.

When it comes to anchorwomen, I know a lot of people out here that are hot about Marķa Celeste (http://www.telemundo.com/alrojovivo/2443114/detail.html)

Man, it must be a slow post day for this thread to get so much attention...

YuanZhideDiZhen
09-12-2005, 03:29 PM
there aren't many archorwomen that are hotties. that just doesn't draw the kind of respect the news watching public wants...or so we're told. some networks even put hotties up for view with co-anchors. so they don't even qualify for this thread, right? i just couldn't stop smiling if she was a real non-swatch wearing boot scoot'n hooker.

why don't you open it up to 'hottest women in the news industry'? it's kinda like top five shaolin forms: there are a hundred or so and most of us need variety to be satisfied with our practice.... :D

nacho smothered newsettes. or is that gazettes?

Mika
09-13-2005, 06:33 AM
IronFist, very few people share my taste for female beauty. You have come very close. I thank thee.

She is absolutely babelicious! :p

Mika
09-13-2005, 07:01 AM
IronFist, I will try to return the favor - or just prove myself right about having a peculiar taste. :D

http://www.potku.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=305

The first one (Jaana Pelkonen) is a Finnish TV celebrity, the rest y'all should more or less know.

BTW, the second post (by Ronin) is an example of list of women I do not find attractive at all. To each his own, I guess. :)

IronFist
09-13-2005, 05:25 PM
IronFist, I will try to return the favor - or just prove myself right about having a peculiar taste. :D

http://www.potku.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=305

The first one (Jaana Pelkonen) is a Finnish TV celebrity, the rest y'all should more or less know.

BTW, the second post (by Ronin) is an example of list of women I do not find attractive at all. To each his own, I guess. :)

That girl Janna is pretty hot.

I agree with you about the post by Ronin, as well.

How's Finland? I'm going to a Stratovarius concert in Chicago this month, and I saw Nightwish last year. Finnish metal represent :D

IronFist
09-13-2005, 05:33 PM
While we're on the subject, the singer from Nightwish is hot, too.

SPJ
09-13-2005, 07:25 PM
The definition of Chinese beaut changed over time.

At one time, there is this small feet. the smaller feet the better.

At another time, you have to be round or meaty.

Yang Gui Fei (http://www.amherst.edu/~pwcaddeau/A21/YangGuifei.html), the most beautiful queen of Tang dynasty, was a overweight and round figure.

Pour moi, the taller the girl, the better.

:D

SPJ
09-13-2005, 08:03 PM
not to hijack the thread.

poets and Yang Gui Fei (http://blueprint-magazine.de/blue_7/histor-c/li-b.htm)

back to regular programming.

:D

SPJ
09-13-2005, 08:09 PM
On topic:

beauty of China scroll (http://www.orientaloutpost.com/proddetail.php?prod=4bs-1959)

:D

YuanZhideDiZhen
09-15-2005, 05:51 PM
While we're on the subject, the singer from Nightwish is hot, too.

hey, we're talking about meat we can see everyday. just turn pan the dish this way 'n'that. :cool:

Mika
09-16-2005, 06:22 AM
How's Finland? I'm going to a Stratovarius concert in Chicago this month, and I saw Nightwish last year. Finnish metal represent :D

Good for you. I prefer US bands like Trapt, Pantera and Antrax. To each his own, again. :D

Marcos-XB
09-16-2005, 12:44 PM
"Analice Nicolau"
shes got an awesome ass

look for pics
she been naked in magazine a buncha times

later i put some pics
im lazy now

SPJ
09-16-2005, 07:36 PM
A picture is worth more than a thousand words.

Or to see is to believe.

:D

Mika
09-18-2005, 10:04 PM
http://www.analice.com.br/

Not my cup of tea, but then, for sure I am in the minority again. Great body, though, she clearly works out. :cool:

Well, here are some Finnish ladies.

http://www.famousbabes.com/janinaF/jfpics1.htm

http://www.seiska.fi/viihde/julkkiskuvat/_a826/susanna+penttila/
She's about 40 and has posed for Playboy a couple of times.

http://www.seiska.fi/viihde/julkkiskuvat/_a10019/martina+aitolehti++playboykuvat+osa+1/
She's much younger, but in Playboy too.

http://www.seiska.fi/viihde/julkkiskuvat/_a824/maria+lund/
She's an actor and a singer (can actually sing :D).

http://www.pirjomanninen.net/english/pic.htm
World class cross country skier (her brother is a world class athlete in Nordic combined).

A little some-some...:D

FuXnDajenariht
09-18-2005, 11:45 PM
ok i hafta end this debate right here and now

the absolute hottest tv personality since the beginning of recorded history would without a single iota of a doubt be Lisa Rodgers, the drop dead gorgeous hostess of Junkyard Wars.... :D

not exactly work safe but it depends on how your boss feels about half a tit exposed. but i'd risk it ;)

and good gawd that accent is like kryptonite.... :D

you can now close this thread by the way. hehe

Judge Pen
09-19-2005, 04:44 AM
MTV VJ Vanessa Minnillo.

http://www.gibson.com/absolutenm/articlefiles/114-sum41MTVVJ.JPG

Check her out in this months Maxim magazine.

SPJ
09-19-2005, 11:33 AM
this is hot (http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2005-09/19/content_3510256_9.htm)

:)

YuanZhideDiZhen
09-19-2005, 02:49 PM
i'm really not into bodies that have been 'improved'. that lisa rodgers is nice but she has a scar on her right breast. makes me wonder what else has been changed. most of the hottie performer females have gone through changes. not all were borne female either. if they look to good to be true, they probably arn't. buyer beware... :eek:

for example, britany spears had lots of dates with child stars her own age. none of them ever got to see her slimer. why? is she just not normal or is she overly done? one prosepect just wanted to examine it to satisfy his curiosity. but she said no. she wanted someone to be totally in love with her before she showed him anything. bells and whistles in my mind.

also, remember: it's all hollywood. all entertainment. nothing is real. one year i was a cliff dweller. it got me a gig as a model. all i did was stand there and move this way and that as the camera operator asked. they took a lot of film of my mouth afterwards. i knew what was comming. but hey, they have a statistic for thier marketing and certain things will increase sales. but it never occurred: the event in question was produced kind of like a collage your kids would make for a school art project. collage finished then reshot by photographer to look as real as possible. then redeveloped and touched to add haze and obscurity. a teaser. and a crowd pleaser. my check was significant.

FuXnDajenariht
09-19-2005, 04:28 PM
dude! thats blasphemy. you can't talk about my future wife like that. her imcomprehensible hotness is not up for debate!! :p

you must be superman or sumthin cuz i definitely dont see a scar and i dont like fakies either but shes most deeeeefinitely an exception.

lol take that slanderous statement back or im afraid we're gonna hafta duel....






















lol ok ok... im done....fanboy switch /off.........ill stop droolin and pick up my tongue. back to reality........im better now

YuanZhideDiZhen
09-19-2005, 04:41 PM
lol ok ok... im done....fanboy switch /off.........ill stop droolin and pick up my tongue. back to reality........im better now

well i did a lot of that too.

but when an unnatural amount of really hot women started showing up i got a little curious and did some reseach. really it was a disproprtional amount of unusually hot hotties making the big contracts. basically if you want to be a superstar these days you've basically got to make yourself one. probably one standard deviation of the population mean of people we know about through pop media have had cosmetic improvements. some extreem, some not. what bothered me the most was drooling over some of the news women just to find out the one's i drooled over were Men wearing computerized costumes to make them look like super hotties. apparantly anybody can walk up and put on these swatches and be morphed into the person we all know and regularly watch.

because of this and my own experiences with magazines i'm just a little skeptical.
when i see a woman on a regular basis and know she's regular then i'm ready to drool. until then i'll just watch the heard. and yes, Ya unst die ubermensch! :D :cool:

SPJ
09-19-2005, 05:48 PM
Beauty of nature origin or plastic surgery.

Since this is a thread about "prettyface" and your definition of prettiness.

I am more into the spirits or Shen then physical attributes.

Hollywood is all about fantasy, make believe or the big fake. It is about movie, attention grabbingness or sensations. Promotions of all kinds.

The looks or the requirements for the models and movie stars may not be healthy.

Lindsey Lohan is so thin.

The Olsen twins are so thin.

Paris Hilton is to be blamed to start the latest fad. She is thin and popular and now everyone likes to look like her. Paris is Paris.

Lindsey is Lindsey. She really needs to eat her way back to look like old her again.

My point is that be thyself. You are you for a reason.

If you change your looks other than the health reason, it may not be necessary.

Nature vs fake.

Do you like the real flower or the fake flower?

:confused:

FuXnDajenariht
09-19-2005, 06:54 PM
men wearing computerized costumes??!

dude....

where the **** do you live? :D

SPJ
09-19-2005, 07:35 PM
It is the whole package.

What you dress or wear, where to eat, what to read, where to go, what car to drive, what forum you are posting, --

What this and what not that.

etc. etc.

However, if whatever underneath the packaging or wraps is no good?

The Real deal will be with substance and not superficiality of looking good.

:D

IronFist
09-19-2005, 08:53 PM
MTV VJ Vanessa Minnillo.

http://www.gibson.com/absolutenm/articlefiles/114-sum41MTVVJ.JPG

Check her out in this months Maxim magazine.

I saw her this month. She's hot, but i thought her legs were kind of lacking shape. Look at the pic on page 146... her legs are thin, but they don't have any shape. I don't know how to explain it without completely overanalyzing it, so n/m.

It could just be the camera angle on that shot, tho.

BM2
09-21-2005, 07:06 PM
[QUOTE=Mika]http://www.analice.com.br/

She's about 40 and has posed for Playboy a couple of times.


I don't know why but that statment made me think about what a comidian said once, " Have you heard about the Playboy for married men they are going to put out? It's going to have the same woman in it every month."
Well I just laughed a little too much for my wife, she asked me why I thought that was funny. I, always ready to put my foot in my mouth, replied that no man wants to look at the same woman all the time. :rolleyes:

FuXnDajenariht
09-21-2005, 09:26 PM
ooooooo......**** son.

is she speaking to ya yet?

Judge Pen
09-22-2005, 03:59 AM
I saw her this month. She's hot, but i thought her legs were kind of lacking shape. Look at the pic on page 146... her legs are thin, but they don't have any shape. I don't know how to explain it without completely overanalyzing it, so n/m.

It could just be the camera angle on that shot, tho.

I think it's just the camera angle man. But you could always get her involved in kung fu. That will work on a more shapely butt and legs. Since my finacee' has started class she is complaining that her pants are getting looser in the waiste but tighter in the butt and thighs.

I'm not complaining.

BM2
09-22-2005, 06:41 AM
ooooooo......**** son.

is she speaking to ya yet?

Whew, if I told you all the times I stuck my foot in my mouth you would be surprised that I have been married 18 years.

YuanZhideDiZhen
09-22-2005, 11:29 AM
men wearing computerized costumes??!

dude....

where the **** do you live? :D

i thought it was a straight town...butt there are all kinds of twists around here. :eek:

i started noticing slight changes in the demeanors of some of the telepromtor readers. then i started noticing changes in thier appearances. lately i've been seeing what look like cheap computer overlays masking certain parts of people's faces. or even parts morphed to merge two or more actors into one face. i've asked some people....they just giggle...so i fear the worst. :eek: :D

Mika
09-22-2005, 02:33 PM
I don't know why but that statment made me think about what a comidian said once, " Have you heard about the Playboy for married men they are going to put out? It's going to have the same woman in it every month."
Well I just laughed a little too much for my wife, she asked me why I thought that was funny. I, always ready to put my foot in my mouth, replied that no man wants to look at the same woman all the time. :rolleyes:

So, when is BM2's funeral, anybody know?












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