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YongChun
09-21-2005, 09:43 AM
Hey,

Are all you guys wasting your time by studying years and years and having to do real sparring when you can just sit on your couch and get a real certified Black belt in a week? Well read this fantastic stuff I got in my Email:


"Your certificate states 1st Dan Black Belt in Wu Shi Dao Karate.
The black belt course usually takes a week to complete from home. The grading
exam is delivered via email on request. We base our assessment of our
students on the written test entirely. Black belt gradings are recognised by the Guild

International. The Close Protection Security Specialists are recognised by the
International Martial Arts Association. Your examiner is Adam Jarvis 1st Dan and
International Director of the all Japan Karate Union.
Limited Offer Reference Serial Code: XD / 421
"
and that's not all folks, you also get:

"PLUS
Diploma honours include:
Permission to use the initials Dip. CP after your name."

and

"If you study or teach a martial art regularly this course will bring your teachings
into the 21st century!"

Testimonials too!

"FANTASTIC
Awesome, I used this to beat up some loonies "

Link:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/become-a-karate-black-belt-and-make-money-wing-chun_W0QQitemZ7184457680QQcategoryZ73981QQrdZ1QQcm dZViewItem
http://search.ebay.co.uk/_W0QQfgtpZ1QQfrppZ25QQfsooZ1QQfsopZ1QQsassZcpsscps s

Ray











I found it on Ebay:

Ernie
09-21-2005, 09:53 AM
as soon as my magic decoder ring and x ray glasses come in i'm getting that !!!!

there goes my become a deadly wing chun GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGmaster in 5 easy steps maketing plan
D@amn :o

Matrix
09-21-2005, 04:54 PM
Will I get the Ginsu knives included at no additonal cost?
Does it slice, dice and Julienne?

Will this incredible offer ever be repeated??

Are operators standing by??

So many questions, so little time. :p

smartguy
09-21-2005, 11:42 PM
How much karate can you really learn in seven days? (Not all of it, that's for sure!!)

I mean, it probably takes a full seven months to learn the wing chun system, -and that's if you're a natural.

Jeff Bussey
09-22-2005, 06:42 AM
I would definitely do this but 7 days is just too long.
What can I get for like 20 minutes?

J

viper
09-22-2005, 07:48 PM
yeah u will be a black belt but will u be able to fight a belt just holds up ur pants in a situation like the one uv talked about it represents nothin i bet the guy who offers it trained for years and years but really is a shame to hear about adverts like that that type of thing just makes ma look cheap and crap.

5Animals1Path
09-24-2005, 05:05 AM
Wow, that's even faster then the DeVry degree is asskickery