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09-21-2005, 03:05 PM
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde waving at him and saying hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my children."

Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my a$$ with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?"

She said, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

09-21-2005, 07:32 PM
Great respect for the teacher that takes his or her students as children of his or her own.


09-21-2005, 09:20 PM
lmao! that was a good one. i can't stop smiling.

what makes it even funnier is SPJ's response. :D

09-22-2005, 12:24 AM
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, New madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith."

09-22-2005, 05:44 AM
Ok heres a really bad one but funny..............

Whats the difference between pimples and priests???????????????????

Pimples dont come on a boy's face till their 14