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I just discovered that those 'waterless' hand cleaners on the market now are friggin flammable as hell.
I just did a tour of my job w/ one of those insurance loss prevention guys and he had a fit that all our teachers had some in their classrooms.
So, I, of course, had to check it out. I put about a quarter sized puddle of it in a frying pan on the stove and lit it. It took flame immediately and burned a very clear blue. The quarter sized puddle burned for over 3 minutes.
5Animals1Path
10-21-2005, 07:41 AM
I figured as much. The alcohol smell coming from those things reak enough to be flamable.
Judge Pen
10-21-2005, 08:17 AM
I'll have fun with the dogs tonight.
I'm gonna see if the liquid will go through a squirt gun.
yu shan
10-21-2005, 10:13 AM
Oso, are you going to be aiming at anyone in particular?
Question, I have heard silly string is highly flammable, true or false?
probly the cat...she's been a little ***** lately.
Judge Pen
10-21-2005, 10:28 AM
Oso, are you going to be aiming at anyone in particular?
Question, I have heard silly string is highly flammable, true or false?
I've heard that too. We need some objective evidence. Oso, film anything with the cat.
as long as you represent me when I sue them for marketing such a product.
Judge Pen
10-21-2005, 10:36 AM
as long as you represent me when I sue them for marketing such a product.
With the right retainer I'll represent anyone. Including those who torch their kittens. :eek:
With the right retainer I'll represent anyone. Including those who torch their kittens.
**** if that ain't a signature-style quote.
What??? no pro bono for a kung fu buddy?
Besides, how am I supposed to know that you shouldn't put that stuff in a Super Soaker and tape a sparkler to the end of it????? Where's the cautionary statement for that? It just says keep away from fire or flame?
Judge Pen
10-21-2005, 10:49 AM
What??? no pro bono for a kung fu buddy?
Besides, how am I supposed to know that you shouldn't put that stuff in a Super Soaker and tape a sparkler to the end of it????? Where's the cautionary statement for that? It just says keep away from fire or flame?
I can take you case on a 1/3 contingency. The companies have failed to provide adequate warnings as to the dangers of Sparklers and the waterless hand-cleaners. Due to an unfortunate accident with Super-Soaker, Sparklers and some waterless soap your entire cat collection was tragically incinerated and you have suffered pecuniary loss, mental anguish and emotional distress which are permanent in nature.
Yeah, I think we can get them to settle.
Golden Tiger
10-21-2005, 11:03 AM
Lawyers scare me more than the booger man....Evil..Evil I tell you....
I can take you case on a 1/3 contingency. The companies have failed to provide adequate warnings as to the dangers of Sparklers and the waterless hand-cleaners. Due to an unfortunate accident with Super-Soaker, Sparklers and some waterless soap your entire cat collection was tragically incinerated and you have suffered pecuniary loss, mental anguish and emotional distress which are permanent in nature.
Yeah, I think we can get them to settle.
sweeeeeeeeet
Judge Pen
10-21-2005, 12:01 PM
Lawyers scare me more than the booger man....Evil..Evil I tell you....
Aw come on. We're not so bad, once you get to know us. :D
Ou Ji
10-21-2005, 01:11 PM
Aw come on. We're not so bad, once you get to know us. :D
You mean we're not so bad when we're on your side. ;)
Judge Pen
10-22-2005, 08:55 PM
Well, yeah. but eveyone needs a lawyer at least once in their life.
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