69 things you didn't know about Ming Yue

[SevenStar]

1. She has an earwax collection.

[Mortal1]

2. Once killed a man with her bare hands over the last umbrella rental at Sandy Hook Beach.

[David Jamieson]

3) Her smile causes cancer, but it also causes Chuck Norris to cry, so one cancels out the other.

[mickey]

Greetings,

4) That really wasn't a Halloween photo. That is how she and her man really go around town. Isn't it a shame?

5) The night that photo was taken, the Cheshire Cat reported his smile stolen. Because of Ming Yue, he is now forced to gum his Purina Cat Chow. He mumbled to reporters that the cat chow is, "painful going in and painful coming out." His mumbles according to one reporter "was full of inner turmoil yet, like Mao, glimpsing the Tao."



mickey

[MasterKiller]

6) Masturbates while reading my posts...

[Ming Yue]

7) occasionally laughs so hard coffee comes out of her nose.

[David Jamieson]

8) after watching a monkey from a jail cell for several years has developed a secret style of blasting coffee out her nose while laughing to blind her opponents.

9) the same monkey taught her the secrets of jacking to just about anything when there are no grubs to scrape out of a log.

[Golden Tiger]

10. Is actually MK in drag and still masturbates while reading his/her own posts

[Oso]

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[SevenStar]

11. masturbates while reading MK's posts only because she is thinking about me while doing so.

12. She can leap tall building in a single bound, because she is propelled by the coffee that sprays out of her nose.

[MasterKiller]

14. Thinks about 7* and/or dead kittens to prolong orgasm.

[PangQuan]

15. not only is she not dressed up for the photo, she is really undead.

[SevenStar]

16. Has a restraining order against an internet predator known only as "masterkiller"

[Vash]

17. Secretly keeps Vash locked in a trunk in her basement, uses him for deviant sexual practices. Like cuddling.

[MasterKiller]

18. When she spoons Vash, she often checks his oil.

[bodhitree]

19)
she enlightened men everywhere with her masterwork
menstation and the inner workings of the female sex organs for dummies

[Oso]

20) Is a better fighter than most people posting on this thread. :eek:

[Ming Yue]

.............................

Well I was gonna tell you to keep a lid on it, 'cause you know too much. ;)




thanks, Shrfu.
:D

[David Jamieson]

21) has a sifu who is obviously a little to proud of her and will dash the skeelz of others without ever knowing whether they have them or not.

22) can appropriately handle the mastabatory antics and comments of immature minds. :p

[Oso]

not dashing others, just pimping hers.

[Marcos-XB]

you guys
rock

23) wants do drive a monster truck listening to AC/DC

[Ming Yue]

OK... but can I drive this instead of the monster truck?

http://auto.szonline.net/szcar/wpimages/Vauxhall-VX-Lightning-003.jpg

[Marcos-XB]

sure you can :)
but they gotta put some bigger wheels/tires on it
so that it looks HEAVY like "I'M GONNA CRUSH STUFF, MAN"

24) has teached her dog to sing Queen's "Somebody to love", recorded it and sent the video to make Xebby's life slightly less sucky :)

[Ming Yue]

the wheels are fine...

"Fitting for a car with the presence of the VX Lightning, it sits on 19inch alloy wheels at the front (fitted with 245/35 Michelin Pilot tires) while at the rear massive 20-inch alloys are fitted with 255/35 tires."

:D

[Marcos-XB]

aight, fine they are :D

25) once met a man who couldn't cry and as an act of good deed sprayed clean water on his face. And that made him wet.