2005 KFM Awards

[SevenStar]

Well, Ladies and monks, it's about that time. The end of the year is near and it's time to hand out the 2005 KFM awards:

poster of the year

troll of the year

best mouth boxer

funniest poster

biggest animal lover

quote of the year

thread of the year

woman who let down every man on the forum by announcing that she's engaged

dumbest thread

funniest thread

longest thread

poster with the most drama in their life

woman that would look best in one of the "year of the c0ck" shirts

[Kristoffer]

poster of the year: David Ross. For the many many posts filled with knowledge on CMA.

poster with the most drama in their life: Royal Dragon for his endless drama threads.

best mouth boxer: Ray Pina. They say somewhere, someplace there's someone keeping count on how many he's not challenged so far.

dumbest thread: this one - http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=39420

[SPJ]

Can't believe that the year 2005 came and is going.

year of the natural disasters and human relief efforts on a unprecedented scale in the history of US and the world.

Tsunami in south Asia. earth quake in the middle asia.

Katrina, the city under water, Rita, etc.

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the year of the Dawg is coming.

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[SPJ]

I meant to say I like the Tsunami and katrina relief threads.

[Mr Punch]

Since I never get voted for any of these EVER, I'm going to nominate Me for all of them.

Including...

woman who let down every man on the forum by announcing that she's engaged... Little did you know, Ming Yue is really Me in drag. Oso will be the most shocked but he still won't qualify for the most drama in his life, cos that's Me.

This one; woman that would look best in one of the "year of the c0ck" shirts would also be Me, as I am Ming Yue, and I am HOT... esp in a year of the c0ck t, a Yip Man santa hat, a David Ross thong and an MK choke-hold.

the longest thread was not Me, but it was inspired by the movie of my life.

the dumbest thread is Mega-Fist, who you might recognise if you look at the first two letters in his name. Mate.

[Mr Punch]

Only cos you asked!

[lkfmdc]

poster of the year: David Ross



I'd like to thank all the little people, but frankly, they just aren't important enough to mention :D

[Vash]

Longest Thread

This Forum is on the Brink of Death . . .

It just doesn't stop.

[SPJ]

Happy holidays. forum mates.


:)

[Oso]

woman who let down every man on the forum by announcing that she's engaged... Little did you know, Ming Yue is really Me in drag. Oso will be the most shocked but he still won't qualify for the most drama in his life, cos that's Me.


well that explains a couple things....




poster with the most drama in their life

actually, I'll nominate myself for this.

secondly, I'll nominate any other forum member who is also going through their first year of trying to operate a school and isn't copping out to the three-month-rule-of thumb adopted by too many schools out there.

[TenTigers]

****, I KNEW I shoulda posted more. Then i coulda won sumpin. Well, tht's it. No more sittin on the fence. No more standing in line. No more keepin mum. From now on, I'm gonna say what's on my mind, even if there is absolutley nothing there!
THIS year, it's gonna be different!
THIS year, it's gonna be MY year.
THIS year...(theme song starts....)





I mean, well, if there were some sort of theme song, ...like "My Way", or "Eye of the Tiger" or some really bad B movie theme song, where we all jump up and high five each other and freeze frame...yeah, like that

[SimonM]

Troll of the year: Mega Fist - the Troll of Trolls.

[Marcos-XB]

sexy thread it is
looking good there

[Royal Dragon]

Wow cool!! I've never been nominated for anything before!!

Thank You, Thank You, Thankyou!! :D

[SevenStar]

to the freaking top!!

[Kristoffer]

The most dead forum of 2005 award goes toooooo: THIS ONE!

:(

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

yeah i miss the old days.

[GeneChing]

A secret to the eternal youth to never believe that the days gone by were better than the days to come.

[SevenStar]

ttt for lunghushan

[The Xia]

2005 is done. If anything, perhaps a 2006 one should be started.

[SevenStar]

this isn't supposed to be added to. I merely TTT'ed so he could see it. We'll start another one in december.

Here's one from 2002:

http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-18715.html

[SevenStar]

http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-18716.html

[The Xia]

I see we've got a tradition of this lol

[lunghushan]

Wow, so you weren't making fun this time.

http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=39690&highlight=kfm+awards

[golden arhat]

:) dj for poster of the year

[SevenStar]

2001:

http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-8984.html

[yenhoi]

...always a bridesmaid, never a groom.

:mad:

[David Jamieson]

I see the "where's my keys" thread mentioned there and i started laughing and spit coffee out.

that was a funny thread. ED has payed dearly...for losing his keys. :D