So, Tell me about Masterkiller

[PangQuan]

How many master kills could a masterkiller get if a master killer could master kill?

[MasterKiller]

The correct answer is 12

[Mr Punch]

are you baiting us?

[anton]

Confucius say he who excels at putting worms on hook is master baiter.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

master killer smells pretty.

like angel vagina.

[SimonM]

Master Killer is actually Chuck Norris... In disguise.

[yenhoi]

Masterkiller is neat.

;)

[Ou Ji]

Masterkiller is, literally, master killer.

His first sifu died while trying to teach him horse stance. He popped a blood vessel in his head when his blood pressure rose too high. Masterkiller kept getting down on all fours swatting flies with his tail (yes MK has a tail but he doesn't like to talk about it).

His second sifu died during secret internal training in an abandoned mine shaft. MK let out a qi faart while his teacher was taking a leak and, unfortunately, he couldn't zip and run in time and was overcome by the fumes.

Nobody knows what happened to his other sifus.
:D :D :D

[PaiLumDreamer]

The correct answer is 42.

[Mr Punch]

The correct answer is 42.
What's the question?;)

[PaiLumDreamer]

What's the question?;)

How many master kills could a masterkiller get if a master killer could master kill?

[Mr Punch]

Nah, that's 12. He answered it himself.

Your question is 'What's the meaning of life?'.

[PaiLumDreamer]

I gave him a re-answer. :D

[BentMonk]

MasterKiller is the offspring of Pai Mei and The Landlady from Kung Fu Hustle. :D

[MasterKiller]

Your question is 'What's the meaning of life?'.

MasterKiller is the meaning of life. He is the Alpha and Omega. The beginning and the end. The first and the last.

He is the Holy Trinity: The Master, The Killer, and the Fighting Spirit.

MasterKiller is Yiddish for "I am what I am, suckas."

When MasterKiller pukes in class, remember that he is puking for your Dorito sins.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

plus he smells pretty.

[SimonM]

No GDA. He smells purty.:D

[Judge Pen]

I once heard Masterkiller squeal like a pig. He hasn't been whitewater rafting since that day.

[PangQuan]

MasterKiller is the meaning of life. He is the Alpha and Omega. The beginning and the end. The first and the last.

He is the Holy Trinity: The Master, The Killer, and the Fighting Spirit.

MasterKiller is Yiddish for "I am what I am, suckas."

When MasterKiller pukes in class, remember that he is puking for your Dorito sins.

poetry in motion people.

[anton]

I once heard Masterkiller squeal like a pig. He hasn't been whitewater rafting since that day.

*plays eerie banjo tune*