hskwarrior
02-21-2006, 10:39 AM
Actually this happened yesterday, but i just can't stop laughing.
Well, my sifu and i went out for some early morning coffee and while we were at this little cafe, this girl came in wearing a sweat suit, with pony tails, lip stick and earrings and make up on. She was also carrying a long staff and i guess she practices at a park locally.
Now, I'm such a heterosexual male (not ****phobic) that it shocks me to see what i saw because i don't comprehend it.
So, from the moment this female walked in i was just speechless. then after a while my sifu said "let's go." so we walked to my car. after we got in my sifu made a comment that he thought that girl with the staff recognized him.
I turned to him and asked him "weren't you listening to me?" he said i guess i didn't hear you. but then i asked my sifu "what female?" he said the one with the stick and the pony tails.............for a brief second there was silence, then i almost crashed my car while laughing. i looked at my sifu and said..."that wasn't a female sifu!!!!"
The look on his face next was priceless. his jaw dropped, the look of bewilderment in his eyes, and he asked "what do you mean that wasn't a female, she had make up and lip stick, pony tails, and earrings.?"
I'm like "did you see that adams apple and the size of his hands?" "what about his deep voice?"
But my sifu is sooooo darn old fashioned that he wasn't able to accept the fact that the new trend is for men to walk around and live like women more regularly now than before. the look on his face when i told him that the person was really a man living like a woman. Its just when his jaw dropped mixed along with that shocked look in his eyes i just couldn't stop laughing, and am cracking up as i write this.
you gotta know my sifu to understand why i find this hilarious. it really was.
sorry sifu.;)
Well, my sifu and i went out for some early morning coffee and while we were at this little cafe, this girl came in wearing a sweat suit, with pony tails, lip stick and earrings and make up on. She was also carrying a long staff and i guess she practices at a park locally.
Now, I'm such a heterosexual male (not ****phobic) that it shocks me to see what i saw because i don't comprehend it.
So, from the moment this female walked in i was just speechless. then after a while my sifu said "let's go." so we walked to my car. after we got in my sifu made a comment that he thought that girl with the staff recognized him.
I turned to him and asked him "weren't you listening to me?" he said i guess i didn't hear you. but then i asked my sifu "what female?" he said the one with the stick and the pony tails.............for a brief second there was silence, then i almost crashed my car while laughing. i looked at my sifu and said..."that wasn't a female sifu!!!!"
The look on his face next was priceless. his jaw dropped, the look of bewilderment in his eyes, and he asked "what do you mean that wasn't a female, she had make up and lip stick, pony tails, and earrings.?"
I'm like "did you see that adams apple and the size of his hands?" "what about his deep voice?"
But my sifu is sooooo darn old fashioned that he wasn't able to accept the fact that the new trend is for men to walk around and live like women more regularly now than before. the look on his face when i told him that the person was really a man living like a woman. Its just when his jaw dropped mixed along with that shocked look in his eyes i just couldn't stop laughing, and am cracking up as i write this.
you gotta know my sifu to understand why i find this hilarious. it really was.
sorry sifu.;)