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Cobra Commander
04-26-2006, 06:30 AM
This question is mainly for Wing Chun people but, anyone from any science or art can answer ;)

What would you do if Mike Tyson attacked you suddenly on the streets? Now lets be realistic here.

I personally don't know what i would do lol. He'll probably knee me in the balls, headbutt me, punch me unconscious (or into a coma or death) a couple of times and bite my ears off when I'm on the ground lol.
Sekabin
04-26-2006, 07:19 AM
ask for his autograph? :confused:
splinter
04-26-2006, 07:59 AM
Make fun of his high pitched voice, and then run like hell.
Cobra Commander
04-26-2006, 08:51 AM
Make fun of his high pitched voice, and then run like hell.

LOL?! Well I suggest each and everyone of us to start skipping rope for at least 15 minutes a day!

LOL
Chief Fox
04-26-2006, 09:40 AM
Probably get killed.
splinter
04-26-2006, 10:01 AM
Probably get killed.

Yup. Which is why I'd make make fun of his voice. If I'm gonna get my ass whooped by mike tyson, I figure I'd might as well make the most of it, and if I survive, I can tell people I made fun of him to his face.

Running away increase my chances of survival.:D
stricker
04-26-2006, 10:24 AM
head butt his punch :D your gonna get kod anyway. hes broke his hand punching people with no gloves before so at least that way you might get lucky and hell hit a hard bit on your head :cool:

ps out run a pro boxer... dont think so...
couch
04-26-2006, 11:07 AM
Go in for double underhooks and bite his ear.
splinter
04-26-2006, 12:28 PM
ps out run a pro boxer... dont think so...

ya, but it's probably better than trying to block his punches with your head.:rolleyes:
anerlich
04-26-2006, 03:01 PM
What would you do if Mike Tyson attacked you suddenly on the streets? Now lets be realistic here.

Those two sentences do not belong in the same paragraph.
us0kch
04-26-2006, 08:01 PM
i guess if you're a good grappler, take him to the ground; if you learned no grappling and all wing chun, pray he's as washed up as he is with his punches and take him to the ground. :D
Jeff Bussey
04-27-2006, 09:07 AM
I would use bong sao, follow it up with a lap da and if that didn't finish him (which I'm almost sure it would) I guess I'd have to pull out my pak da.
:D

J
splinter
04-27-2006, 11:09 AM
I would use bong sao, follow it up with a lap da and if that didn't finish him (which I'm almost sure it would) I guess I'd have to pull out my pak da.
:D

J


Good Answer:D