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johnyk
06-23-2006, 07:18 PM
Just a question out of the blue.
Say some guy dissed someone close to you. So you are about to open a can of whoopass.
The guy turns around and rams his fist into the tree or the wall, leaving a visiable mark.
Would you still fight the guy?

dainos
06-23-2006, 07:37 PM
anyone stupid enough to punch some thing hard and leaves a blood smear. ill just have to kick his ass alot harder.

now if the mark is a hole in the thingi would most likely if he comes at me is run away as fast as i can. pull out my gun and shoot him while screaming like a little girl. if i dont have a gun
i would mostly climb on top of a hgouse or something and throw bricks at him or something. or fight him with a bench if i had one handy

johnyk
06-24-2006, 05:12 AM
That's what I meant. A whole in the wall.

Basically you just vitnessed the power one can deliver. When someone has huge muscles that is intimidating, when someone is very fast that is intimidationg, but a demo of wall breaking force is even more intimidationg. (In my oppinion)

Pork Chop
06-24-2006, 09:23 AM
I gotta wonder how brain dead you gotta be if you can't diss him back without resorting to violence. Why go to jail for assault when you don't have to?

BlueTravesty
06-24-2006, 09:29 AM
Though conventional wisdom holds that "he who throws the first punch often wins" I would advise against starting a fight altogether. If the guy disses your friend/family member/ signifigant other, engage in some verbal sparring if you have to. And if he punches a hole in the wall, just roll your eyes and say "Wow, I guess that wall won't mess with YOU again will it?" if he gets angry and loses his cool you've already got an advantage.

And if he IS able to punch a hole in a stone wall, just remember this- someone can condition their arms and fists to punch through stone, but few people can condition their kneecaps (I only say "few" because if I say "none" someone will surely object.) to withstand more than the pressure of a good stomp-kick to the knee. If you REALLY feel your life is in danger at some point, avoid the punches, and go for the windpipe. You can strengthen the neck all you want, but when it comes to the throat, it's thesame as anyone else's.

Ralphie
06-24-2006, 10:12 AM
theoretical question:
Who would win?
The Blind Swordsman
or
Jet Li???

Royal Dragon
06-24-2006, 12:56 PM
I'd set him up with a Girl that has herpese, but never tells.

_William_
06-24-2006, 01:10 PM
Clearly, Royal Dragon has mastered the Art of War

BlueTravesty, yeah all that jazz will work, UNLESS its Chuck Norris.

dragonman
06-24-2006, 08:04 PM
I would have to grab a pizza box and stick my finger through it, a couple times just to show it was no trick then I would say "what?" and through my hands in the air "like I just don't care."

BlueTravesty
06-25-2006, 10:21 PM
Clearly, Royal Dragon has mastered the Art of War

BlueTravesty, yeah all that jazz will work, UNLESS its Chuck Norris.

"Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO." :D

Chief Fox
06-26-2006, 08:58 AM
I would give him the old "boards don't hit back line". But then to really confusion to the situation, I would hit him upside the head with a 2x4.