IronFist
06-26-2006, 04:27 PM
This is a track by Group X called Sehventain Year-es.
Click me (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/182988).
I don't think they're really Arabic in real life. For some reason I find this to be hilarious, even tho it's really dumb. He gets really ****ed toward the end, which I think is funny, because he's the one doing the pranking!
Here's the dialogue if you want to follow along:
Her: Thank you for calling ___ can I help you.
Him: Hello, yes. Yes. Who is this?
Sue: This is Sue.
Him: Hi. Hello, Sue. I'd like to place my order for food to take off home.
Sue: Ok
Him: First, two hot end sandwiches are pretty good. And uh, then...
Sue: What?
Him: Oh, you. Two hot end sandwiches and salad bowl. And two... two... two Coke, two Mr. Cokes.
Sue: I, I can't understand you.
Him: What?
Sue: Two Cokes?
Him: Two... no. Mr. Coke. Two Mr. Cokes. Do you like those? Do you have those?
Sue: Have what?
Him: Mr. Coke. Mr. Coke, you know like the drink we...
Sue: Two Cokes?
Him: Two Mr. Cokes.
Sue: What else?
Him: Two sandwiches.
Sue: What kind of sandwiches?
Him: What kind do you ha... "samwich?" Is there an "m" in the American word of "sandwich?"
Sue: Bacon egg cheese, ham egg cheese, BLT...
Him: Whoa, good. Can you do that again? Is that a song? Do it again one more time please.
Sue: Quarter cheese, patty melt, BLT, Grilled ham and cheese...
Him: (singing mockingly)
Him: Good. You've been, you've been practicing your Ps and Qs, have you not?
Sue: What would you like?
Him: I want the first one that you made on the list.
Sue: Quarter cheese?
Him: What? No, could I get half of one.
Sue: Grilled ham and cheese.
Him: No, just a half of a... a half of a cheese.
Sue: Grilled ham and cheese?
Him: No! Who's saying "ham?" Who, no one is, no one here is saying "ham!"
Sue: Can you tell me what you want? I've got to go.
Him: Alright. I want the quarter... half... one half, one and a half of a quarter cheese.
Sue: We don't have one and a half.
Him: Deluxe. Oh, deluxe, definately.
Sue: We don't have halves.
Him: You don't... you don't have halves? Alright, two and a half, then.
Sue: We don't have halves. You want two?
Him: "Halves?" What, what does... oh, you mean... you were saying what I was saying in a different way!
Sue: You want two grilled ham and cheese?
Him: No. I want two cheese deluxe.
Sue: Two grilled cheese deluxe?
Him: With a side... side of mayonaise. Mackschmaweonaise?
Sue: Two grilled cheese with...
Him: No, what the fudge?! Not grilled cheese! Two quarter cheeses!
Sue: Two quarter cheese...
Him: Deluxe! Come on, misses! You don't, you're not, have you been?
Sue: Speak English and I can understand you.
Him: How long have you been working at this place?
Sue: I've been here seventeen years. How long have you been in America?
Him: Ooh, now you've done it. Now you've fudged the bucket and told me too many words to know.
Sue: Do you want anything?
Him: Yes I do. I'm ready to order now.
Sue: Two quarter cheese.
Him: Two big deluxes.
Sue: Ok, what else?
Him: A McShake.
Sue: We don't have milkshakes.
Him: Not... God ******! You say you've been working here so long like a Misses Hot Shot but you don't even know what you have. Alright, listen.
Sue: We don't have milkshakes. Call back when you know what you want.
::click::
Him: ****! ****!
Click me (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/182988).
I don't think they're really Arabic in real life. For some reason I find this to be hilarious, even tho it's really dumb. He gets really ****ed toward the end, which I think is funny, because he's the one doing the pranking!
Here's the dialogue if you want to follow along:
Her: Thank you for calling ___ can I help you.
Him: Hello, yes. Yes. Who is this?
Sue: This is Sue.
Him: Hi. Hello, Sue. I'd like to place my order for food to take off home.
Sue: Ok
Him: First, two hot end sandwiches are pretty good. And uh, then...
Sue: What?
Him: Oh, you. Two hot end sandwiches and salad bowl. And two... two... two Coke, two Mr. Cokes.
Sue: I, I can't understand you.
Him: What?
Sue: Two Cokes?
Him: Two... no. Mr. Coke. Two Mr. Cokes. Do you like those? Do you have those?
Sue: Have what?
Him: Mr. Coke. Mr. Coke, you know like the drink we...
Sue: Two Cokes?
Him: Two Mr. Cokes.
Sue: What else?
Him: Two sandwiches.
Sue: What kind of sandwiches?
Him: What kind do you ha... "samwich?" Is there an "m" in the American word of "sandwich?"
Sue: Bacon egg cheese, ham egg cheese, BLT...
Him: Whoa, good. Can you do that again? Is that a song? Do it again one more time please.
Sue: Quarter cheese, patty melt, BLT, Grilled ham and cheese...
Him: (singing mockingly)
Him: Good. You've been, you've been practicing your Ps and Qs, have you not?
Sue: What would you like?
Him: I want the first one that you made on the list.
Sue: Quarter cheese?
Him: What? No, could I get half of one.
Sue: Grilled ham and cheese.
Him: No, just a half of a... a half of a cheese.
Sue: Grilled ham and cheese?
Him: No! Who's saying "ham?" Who, no one is, no one here is saying "ham!"
Sue: Can you tell me what you want? I've got to go.
Him: Alright. I want the quarter... half... one half, one and a half of a quarter cheese.
Sue: We don't have one and a half.
Him: Deluxe. Oh, deluxe, definately.
Sue: We don't have halves.
Him: You don't... you don't have halves? Alright, two and a half, then.
Sue: We don't have halves. You want two?
Him: "Halves?" What, what does... oh, you mean... you were saying what I was saying in a different way!
Sue: You want two grilled ham and cheese?
Him: No. I want two cheese deluxe.
Sue: Two grilled cheese deluxe?
Him: With a side... side of mayonaise. Mackschmaweonaise?
Sue: Two grilled cheese with...
Him: No, what the fudge?! Not grilled cheese! Two quarter cheeses!
Sue: Two quarter cheese...
Him: Deluxe! Come on, misses! You don't, you're not, have you been?
Sue: Speak English and I can understand you.
Him: How long have you been working at this place?
Sue: I've been here seventeen years. How long have you been in America?
Him: Ooh, now you've done it. Now you've fudged the bucket and told me too many words to know.
Sue: Do you want anything?
Him: Yes I do. I'm ready to order now.
Sue: Two quarter cheese.
Him: Two big deluxes.
Sue: Ok, what else?
Him: A McShake.
Sue: We don't have milkshakes.
Him: Not... God ******! You say you've been working here so long like a Misses Hot Shot but you don't even know what you have. Alright, listen.
Sue: We don't have milkshakes. Call back when you know what you want.
::click::
Him: ****! ****!