OT: My own Woman thread

[Water Dragon]

Ask me any woman related question and I will answer.

[rubthebuddha]

i'll start:

wd got hisself a hottie?

[Water Dragon]

currently I have 4 in rotation plus my Soldier. Every single man needs a Soldier.

[Gowgee]

What is the correct answer to "Do you think I look fat?"

[Water Dragon]

What is the correct answer to "Do you think I look fat?"

"Mmmm, you got a fat ass" Then slap it.

Gets you out of the question AND gets you laid all in one shot

[Royal Dragon]

Why is it when "I" start a woman thread, it gets locked, but when everyone else does it goes on forever?

[Water Dragon]

Because you're a schmuck. Next question.

[Royal Dragon]

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[MasterKiller]

How come chubby girls give better oral?

[Pork Chop]

currently I have 4 in rotation plus my Soldier. Every single man needs a Soldier.

Okay, obvious question: what's a soldier? Where do we get one?

[Hard Fists]

How come chubby girls give better oral?

Lots of practice cause many guys just wont go there for the full service cleaning.

[Kristoffer]

Also, lots of practise from eating

[Water Dragon]

How come chubby girls give better oral?

Because they're always hungry.

[Water Dragon]

Okay, obvious question: what's a soldier? Where do we get one?

A soldier is a girl who will come over, for sex, cook for you and clean your house but understands she will never be your girlfriend.

[Shadow Skill]

what do U say when she sais "ouch I think U hit an overie"

[Su Lin]

:eek:

Just stumbled upon this thread, as a lady I think it may be best to leave now...

[Hard Fists]

what do U say when she sais "ouch I think U hit an overie"


I say, "that's right, cause I'm the Juggernaut B!TCH!!! Sheeeeeet."



edit: http://martial.best.vwh.net/forum/showthread.php?t=42152

[jethro]

what do women want?

[Su Lin]

The moon on a stick, that's what we want!;)

[jethro]

alright, I'll see what I can do.

[Banjos_dad]

what do U say when she sais "ouch I think U hit an overie"

"you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs" :eek:

[PangQuan]

I say, "that's right, cause I'm the Juggernaut B!TCH!!! Sheeeeeet."



edit: http://martial.best.vwh.net/forum/showthread.php?t=42152

i almost spit my water on the screen from that. classic dude.

[Water Dragon]

what do U say when she sais "ouch I think U hit an overie"

Don't say anything, just hit it again; harder.

[Water Dragon]

what do women want?

Women want a man who will take control, but still needs her as an integral part of whatevers going on. They don't necesarily want to take the lead, but they do want to be a vital part of whatever's going on.

[David Jamieson]

"the moon on a stick"


???

I believe we might have a *** hag here boys. :p

[Pork Chop]

A soldier is a girl who will come over, for sex, cook for you and clean your house but understands she will never be your girlfriend.

And i repeat, where do i get one? :D
If I pack up the dog and go down to san antone next weekend will you show me these secrets?

[Su Lin]

"the moon on a stick"


???

I believe we might have a *** hag here boys. :p


I don't understand?:confused:

[David Jamieson]

I don't understand?:confused:

It's better for us if you don't understand.

:p

but here goes.
Think euphamisms

moon = ?

stick = ?

You may surmise where this is going, but if you want the moon on a stick in that context, then *** hag is a mild witicism that can easily be exploded in context to this thread.

[Su Lin]

Blush. :o
Better for me I think too. Will leave you all to it:p

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

sexpert will tell yall whats up (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/sexpert.wmv)

[jethro]

I don't have audio btu I thought heronim would be a lot worse looking.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

lol ... watch it when you get adio if you remember. that dude is funny.

[jethro]

lol ... watch it when you get adio if you remember. that dude is funny.


yeah, trust me, I could tell. It almost seemed like a skit just watchign it. Good stuff.

[viviana]

We want you to almost believe us when we play dumb!!!!


This is not a nice thread guys, it is a heeman women haters club!!!

[Scott R. Brown]

We want you to almost believe us when we play dumb!!!!


This is not a nice thread guys, it is a heeman women haters club!!!

This is nothing of the sort! It is male humor! As a woman, it is unlikely you would understand!

Either just sit back and watch or ignore the thread. It may make you mad if you continue to read it. If you continue to read it , it will be your own fault when you get upset because you have been warned.

It is best to not try to change men! Many women want to be accepted for who they are, most men won't care what a woman thinks who can't understand the male sense of humor.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

scott has taken the correct and shoved it up a virgin poop shoot.

[BIGG S-MANTIS]

sO WHAT DO U SAY WHEN SHE TELLS U THIS IS YO PU$$Y... IS IT REALLY YOURS?

[Chief Fox]

sexpert will tell yall whats up (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/sexpert.wmv)
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