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Royal Dragon
07-08-2006, 03:27 PM
NWS

http://youtube.com/watch?v=R2t7ZPuvwP8&search=Tai%20Chi

jethro
07-08-2006, 03:33 PM
you are just not right!

Su Lin
07-08-2006, 03:45 PM
:confused:
Is that scientific fact????

Royal Dragon
07-08-2006, 04:38 PM
Apparently :p

Su Lin
07-08-2006, 04:41 PM
may have to go and have a look at a tai chi class nearby!!:eek:

Mr Punch
07-08-2006, 06:02 PM
That was...

just...

I don't know.

TonyM.
07-09-2006, 07:30 AM
RD, you finked us all out. Please return your manhood membership card to the office of all things manly for a thirty day suspention.

Ou Ji
07-09-2006, 08:28 AM
"Tai Chi will eventually make your groin area look larger to an outside observer"

Admit it RD, you're the investigator that stared at everyone's package in the study. :eek:

Gee, and I thought everyone was watching the spine and body alignment, etc. during those long long boring Taiji demos.

Royal Dragon
07-09-2006, 09:24 AM
More scientific Tai Chi explanations

http://youtube.com/watch?v=f2iWZrcuLg4

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4NPvJr-6Ycg&mode=related&search=

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DpXPdGLOTWM&mode=related&search=

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xv-wzrGjlpc&mode=related&search=

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zkHZ_E9N42M


Oh LORD this one is silly!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oOro59LRdBc&mode=related&search=

Su Lin
07-09-2006, 09:31 AM
:eek:
Words escape me...
Probably because I have a helium balloon in my head:confused:

Scott R. Brown
07-09-2006, 09:35 AM
Is that scientific fact???? may have to go and have a look at a tai chi class nearby!!:eek:

LOL!!! No this is clearly a joke!!

If the author were serious he would be an imbecile!

Even if it were true, men wear clothes, therefore their "package” is concealed. If a potential partner were to make a passing judgment through observation of external posture they would most likely rule out anyone who walks around with their pelvis thrust forward. It would be considered a grotesque exhibition of the groin and send a non-verbal signal that the person is uncouth or insecure and feels they must display their genitals to gain attention.

Once any serious partner found themselves willing to be have sex it is most probable they woud not be overly concerned with size and more concerned with whether they will be satisfied.

Su Lin
07-09-2006, 09:38 AM
Yes!:confused:
Very very odd videos! Would be very concerned if I saw a man generally walking round like that! :p

Scott R. Brown
07-09-2006, 09:45 AM
As a matter of fact, at work I know a man in his mid-fifties that did just that thing to a young woman in her early twenties in an attempt to embarrass her! She just grabbed his package and squeezed. I was not present at the time, but I was told he was completely embarrassed since everyone laughed at him. He didn’t expect her to call his bluff. Ever since then I call her “le tigre”!!

SPJ
07-09-2006, 01:28 PM
All this time, I though Tai Chi suppresses or inhibits mandhood and makes you neutral.

And yet Ba Gua Zhang postures and walking would enhance on the other han

:confused:

Royal Dragon
07-09-2006, 01:37 PM
All this time, I though Tai Chi suppresses or inhibits mandhood and makes you neutral.

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I have heard that. It's one reason why I don't do taiji unless I have to.

I have had experiances where i feel very drained after doing the yang 24,

>And yet Ba Gua Zhang postures and walking would enhance on the other hand

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I did some Bagua in the mid 90's. great stuff when you have boarderline nympho girlfriends to keep happy!

Banjos_dad
07-09-2006, 02:49 PM
what is the point of making your junk *appear* larger (lol) when taoists arts teach that the jing is to be conserved? doesn't make a lot of sense/

on another note, don't some women do the opposite (roll their pelvis forward) to make it look like their butt sticks out more than it really does? lol.

No wonder kids are such idiots these days, eveyrhting they think they know comes from youtube, myspace and mtv. lol Dang whippersnapers!

FightingGorilla
07-10-2006, 01:43 AM
And here, I've been wasting my time with those Weenie Enlargemnet e-mails I keep getting...

Jeesh.....

FG

Marcos-XB
07-16-2006, 02:08 AM
I'll stick to my **** pushups
they seem a bit more reliable
:)