so what do i get when i reach a thousand posts?

[FuXnDajenariht]

i get like a t-shirt or sumthin right?

[David Jamieson]

you don't get anything.

except fo a sense of smugness and bragging rightsthat you can waste more time on a ma bbs than your friends can.

that's quite and accomplishment in itself.

[bodhitree]

an overinflated ego, mine still hasn't gone away!

[sunfist]

A lapdance or a punch in the testicles. Close your eyes are try and guess which.

[GreenCloudCLF]

A realization that all your friends are digital, all your hours are wasted on KMO with porn open in the background, and that sometimes suicide is the answer.

[Faruq]

Bangkok! Surprise!

[SPJ]

when I first subscribed to Kung Fu Tai Chi and started to sign in the board.

I thought that if I post 3 posts every day, I may then reach 1000 posts in about a year.

I started to post in Bulshido, too.

Actually, I spend more time reading then posting. After a while, I only post here.

Even though I still browse over 20 forums,

I just noticed I posted over 3000.

Has it been that long?

:D

[David Jamieson]

you're going on 3 years spj, so your 3 posts a day is about right.

[bodhitree]

I dont practice CMA and this is the only forum I do. (I do plan on going back to CMA after aging makes combat sports more difficult).

[lkfmdc]

Come on guys! We have to warn him! When you reach a thousand posts on this forum, well, I hate reliving this experience, but, sob, it's better you know, Gene shows up late at night at your door, drunk as a skunk, and performs an "intervention"

:p

[David Jamieson]

a psychadelic intervention!

[MasterKiller]

Ming Yue is married now, so you can't get the same thing I got for my 1,000th post. :eek:

[Chief Fox]

Gene comes to your house, kicks you in the nuts a few times and then straps your johnson to a big truck and makes you pull it.

We've all done it. Welcome to the club. :)

[bodhitree]

Gene shows up late at night at your door,hornie as a skunk, and performs an "intervention"

:p


I am sobbing while recalling this painful memory.

[lkfmdc]

he kept saying the same thing, over and over again

"this is how you slide a spear"

:eek:

[Pork Chop]

44 more till i get my own forum stalker.
well i may have been gifted earlier as it turns out my 4 phone call a day stalker was my ex-fiancee; pretty messed up considering she's the one that dumped me.

[bodhitree]

when you reach 1,000
you have learned the basics and can start to try to really learn.

[GeneChing]

...and I don't mean the kind you kick.

[Pork Chop]

...and I don't mean the kind you kick.

given my penchant for practising on inmates at the asylum, i'll assume you mean the Planter's kind?

[SifuAbel]

You get one butt blister for every thousand.

At five thousand, you get an autographed wrist brace and carpal tunnel pad.

At ten thousand, you recieve not one but TWO adjustable beds. One for each butt cheek.

At twenty thousand, martial arts mart sends you a personaly engraved bed pan.

After that you switch over to disability insurance and federal aid.

[FuXnDajenariht]

lol shweet. i can already feel my self-worth slowing dying.

i still want a tshirt tho. :(

[bodhitree]

you may not get a tee shirt, you will get a crotch kick.

[WinterPalm]

Once the young disciple has reached 1,000 posts, he may begin training with body rather than mouth and keyboard.:eek:

[FuXnDajenariht]

so that means my internet warrior days are numbered then?

i might actually hafta train? gawd thats a horrifying thought.... i better slow down and savor it. lol

[lkfmdc]

I love it when Gene talks dirty :D

[GeneChing]

That's our little secret, lkfmdc. ixnay on the irtyday alktay. :eek:

[Chief Fox]

you may not get a tee shirt, you will get a crotch kick.
LOL, my new sig.

[FuXnDajenariht]

anything involving my crotch requires you to buy me dinner first. ;)

[Royal Dragon]

It's not what you get at a thousand posts, it's what you get at FIVE thousand posts thta matters!



Re reads post above] Ummm Errr........quickly leaves the room........:p

[Dingo983]

"Come on guys! We have to warn him! When you reach a thousand posts on this forum, well, I hate reliving this experience, but, sob, it's better you know, Gene shows up late at night at your door, drunk as a skunk, and performs an "intervention"

It's been caught on film. Register under a new name before 1000! You have been warned! BWA HA HA HA! BWOO HOO HA HA HA! BWA HA ^!#@ (cough, choke) Ha! ha? :confused:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-9n7FlsWEw

[jethro]

What kind of a t-shirt do we get?

[bodhitree]

You get a "I survived a Gene Ching crotch kick" T-shirt

the only thing is, it has to be true:eek:

[jethro]

I will be expecting a better shirt than that!

[bodhitree]

survive the kick before you worry about the tee-shirt! You ever notice a lot of people disappear around 1,000 posts. not a coincidence. Well, good luck. I no longer can reproduce.