is the xia a xia ?

[golden arhat]

well is he ?
what would u say
i cant say
well i can hes a funny guy but i havnt met him so i cant say
he could be a nabraskan porn/heroin baron staging a coup de tat in equatorial new guniea

[The Xia]

That's right I'm a Xia. I'm a super deadly master of traditional Chinese martial arts that stands up to the bad guys and helps the poor with my amazing skills in traditional Chinese medicine. Masterkiller is a stalwart martial monk that created Shaolin's 36 chambers. Chief Fox is a corrupt but good-hearted Qing Dynasty police official that just can’t find the Iron Monkey (who is a good buddy of mine). As for Gene Ching, well he has an army of Nacho-cheese smothered Ninjettes and kicks people in the nuts.

[SifuAbel]

...while dancing to freak out kids on acid.

[The Xia]

In the direction of creating a "147 things you didn't know about The Xia" thread.

[SPJ]

If you have Yi or sense of just, then you are a Xia with the second intonation in mandarin.

You would help the weak, the poor and uphold justice.

If you are weak, small, or very nervous (not brave), you are also a Xia with the first intonation. meaning a shrimp.

--

:D

[Mr Punch]

And I'm an invincible sociopathic dwarf anarchist with a propensity for random violence and a helium habit.

Except I'm 6'1. :eek: :D

[The Xia]

So lkfmdc wants to drown me. lol

[lkfmdc]

it's late, I'm bored. Gene is out sliding spears with other 1000 post members, so why not stick a few kitten into the deep end of the pool? Dont' take it so personal. I've got tons of bodies in the basement....

"it puts the lotion on its body.....

[The Xia]

I didn't get the 1000 posts yet but it'll eventually come. I, as I xia, must determine the proper response to Gene's spear sliding. Any suggestions that may aid me in my moral meditations?

[The Xia]

Faruq is another one that wants to drown me. I guess it's because I stood up to his plans of egging.

[Faruq]

No, I just wanted to see someone get thrown in the pool. It could've been anyone.

[The Xia]

I'm too deadly to drown...

[SPJ]

In the world of Wu Lin or Jiang Hu;

Yi is very important. If you are just and keep your words, you have many friends. They will all help out.

So you want to be a Da Xia or great Xia, you just have to have Yi.

Not necessarily have to be the best in fighting.

:)

[BentMonk]

You came up with the term ShaolinDoka, that's funny enough to keep you around a bit longer. Besides, you are no match from my legendary Bent Style! :D

[Faruq]

I think the Xia's a mensch. What's a Xia anyway?

[The Xia]

http://www.heroic-cinema.com/eric/xia.html

[Faruq]

Oh, so you're a martial cavalier, un caballero del pugilismo, 'nu cavalieri et omu r'onuri! So like I said, you're a martial mensch and a just all around good guy! Alright, now I understand!

[The Xia]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz36YTkh25U&NR

[TenTigers]

(I'm a Mo-Duk Dik):rolleyes:

[The Xia]

Mo Duk Dik can be a derogatory term for a haap (the Cantonese equivalent of xia). So I guess you can call a xia a Wu De Wang. :p

[The Xia]

That time has come. I figured what more appropriate a place to put it then this thread. Oh and in case anyone is wondering, Gene has not knocked on my door...yet!

[Shaolin Wookie]

He knocked on my door wearing a large yellow rubber raincoat with no pants. I was like: "What the hell, Gene?!"

He was like: "I'm looking for the Xia...."

I was like: "Get the **** off my porch!!"

He was like: "Sorry dude, here's a free T-shirt, Wook."

I took the **** T-shirt, but I sent him away.

So look out, Xia. He's coming, sooner or later.

[SPJ]

Xia was an idea and moral code inherent in Yi already.

however, Wu Xia was the term coined and idolized in novels.

Yi was the term used before that.

:)

[Eddie]

for some reason, I think I know who the xia is.
I could be wrong ... just a few things he mentioned online which made me think he is the person im thinking of.

Do the xia a Tommy Gun?

[Shaolin Wookie]

for some reason, I think I know who the xia is.
I could be wrong ... just a few things he mentioned online which made me think he is the person im thinking of.

Do the xia a Tommy Gun?

You think he's Capone?

[Eddie]

could be.
if its the person im thinking of, he would know what I mean.
if not, then im just a dumb twat :cool:

[The Xia]

You think he's Capone?
**** it you two uncovered my identity! I've always found this forum a good place for a gangster ghost such as myself to hang out. Yeah you heard me, a gangster ghost. What's so hard to believe about that? We exist you know! What do you think happens to us when we die? I mean if I said I was the ghost of some dead pirate you know you wouldn't be scratching your head. Everyone will talk about pirate ghosts but oh no not gangster ghosts. You'd think we captured the public imagination enough with all the movies and stuff for people to talk about us in ghost form. Oh well. By the way, I saw what you said about ghosts on the other thread so before you ask, yes I'm wearing clothes.

[Eddie]

[Humble bow to the xia]. Your evasive answer makes me assume I am right then? :cool:

wonder why there isnt a kung fu bow emoticon on this forum :)

[The Xia]

[Humble bow to the xia]. Your evasive answer makes me assume I am right then? :cool:

wonder why there isnt a kung fu bow emoticon on this forum :)
I thought my answer would indicate the opposite. You've got the wrong guy Eddie. :)
And yes we could use a kung fu bow emoticon (among others).

[Eddie]

no worries then. sorry about that :)

[Shaolin Wookie]

wrong guy Eddie. :)

Man, that's a cool gangsta name. Wrong-guy-Eddie. The gangsta who does all the whackin', and when the cops take him in for quesitoning, keeps saying: "You got the wrong guy, see!"

[The Xia]

no worries then. sorry about that :)
No need to be sorry about that. :)

Man, that's a cool gangsta name. Wrong-guy-Eddie. The gangsta who does all the whackin', and when the cops take him in for quesitoning, keeps saying: "You got the wrong guy, see!"
lol you come up with some funny stuff Wookie. I also like your other one on the "Kung Fu and Organized Crime" thread. Jabba the fut. Hardcore Tatooinian gangsterfist! :cool: :D