Really Weird Royal Dragon IM!!

[Royal Dragon]

whereislove_mary: Hello

royaldragonusa: Hello!

whereislove_mary: How er U?

royaldragonusa: Good, how are you?

royaldragonusa: Actually, thats a lie, ai am a bit sick today

whereislove_mary: Am fine

whereislove_mary: And U?

royaldragonusa: What kind of music do you like?

whereislove_mary: Okay

whereislove_mary: Whats ur name?

royaldragonusa: John

royaldragonusa: I assume you arre Mary?

whereislove_mary: Lets get to know each other 1st

whereislove_mary: Yeh i am

whereislove_mary: How old er U?

royaldragonusa: 38

whereislove_mary: Am 27

whereislove_mary: From match

whereislove_mary: U?

royaldragonusa: Lets get to know each other 1st, isn't that part of asking about
your musical tasts?

whereislove_mary: Well i think u dont want to chat with me lol

royaldragonusa: I do want to chat

royaldragonusa: What kind of music do you like?

whereislove_mary: Okay hip pop,regge,blues

royaldragonusa: I like have metal, rock country, and lately I have been into
Bluegrass.

whereislove_mary: Okay

whereislove_mary: What do u do for living and fun?

royaldragonusa: Do you dnace?

whereislove_mary: Yes i do

royaldragonusa: I own a small busisness. i write estimates for insurance
comapnies.

royaldragonusa: What do you do?

whereislove_mary: I am a student studied Mass comm

royaldragonusa: Mass communications? Like radio TV?

whereislove_mary: yeh

whereislove_mary: U hate it?

royaldragonusa: Hate what?

whereislove_mary: U hate mass comm?

royaldragonusa: No, why did you think that?

whereislove_mary: Coz u ask

whereislove_mary: well am sorry

whereislove_mary: What er u looking for in woman and do u interested in me?

royaldragonusa: For what? I didn't say I hate anything, why do youn assume
that?

whereislove_mary: Pardon

whereislove_mary: What er u looking for in woman and do u interested in me?

royaldragonusa: I'm not sure what i want. I tak relationships as they come.

royaldragonusa: I have to gte to know you before I cna say if I am interested.

whereislove_mary: well i am looking for a caring and loving man who is
passionate and affectionate with a very good sence of humor

royaldragonusa: That would be me!!

royaldragonusa: Do you like to camp and hike?

whereislove_mary: Yes

royaldragonusa: Where have you camped?

whereislove_mary: Did u know am presently right now in Nigeria to visit my sick
mom but coming back b4 this Xmas

whereislove_mary: /

whereislove_mary: ?

royaldragonusa: Really?

whereislove_mary: Yes

whereislove_mary: U there?

royaldragonusa: Hello!

royaldragonusa: sORRY, i HADA PHONE CALL.

whereislove_mary: Oh ok

whereislove_mary: I thought u dont want to talk to me anymore

royaldragonusa: How long have you been in Nigeria?

whereislove_mary: John i think u emailed me

whereislove_mary: I am just reading it now

royaldragonusa: Yes, I did before. You e-mailed me a few times too.

royaldragonusa: Cool!

whereislove_mary: Well i thought u wont serious in talking to me but now i think
u er very serious man

whereislove_mary: So have u married b4?had any kids?

royaldragonusa: I was married young, and divorced. One child

whereislove_mary: Boy or girl?why divorce?

whereislove_mary: what bad exp u had b4?

royaldragonusa: Daughter

royaldragonusa: She and i didn't fit well.

whereislove_mary: Okay

royaldragonusa: How about you?

whereislove_mary: How old is ur daugter?

royaldragonusa: 16

whereislove_mary: Well i am very much single,never married b4 and i got no kids
and still searching for the Mr Right to settle down and treat him well like my king

royaldragonusa: I'd like to find someone I fit well.

whereislove_mary: well i think u and i definitely found each other

whereislove_mary: So where is ur child?

royaldragonusa: She is at her moms today,

royaldragonusa: How would you treat your king

whereislove_mary: Oh okay

whereislove_mary: Well with loving,caring and respect

royaldragonusa: I would treat my queen the same.

whereislove_mary: How long u er at match?and have u meet some ladies b4 or
am ur 1st contact??

royaldragonusa: What things do you like to do for your King?

royaldragonusa: I have been on and off for a long time, and had several
relationships.

whereislove_mary: Well would treat him well

whereislove_mary: Can u tell me about ur past in relationship

whereislove_mary: ?

royaldragonusa: What do you want tro know?

whereislove_mary: Well tell me the kind of experinced u have had that is ur past
in relationship

royaldragonusa: Like what? I have had sime good, some bad. How about you?

whereislove_mary: Same here 2

whereislove_mary: I have dated a guy b4 but later broke my heart

royaldragonusa: Same here. Several times.

whereislove_mary: He left me for another lady

whereislove_mary: Do u have a cam?

royaldragonusa: One or two of mine lft me for other guys.

royaldragonusa: \No cam, do you?'

whereislove_mary: I dont have

whereislove_mary: So john

whereislove_mary: Would U like to settle down?

royaldragonusa: Yes.

whereislove_mary: Good and me 2

whereislove_mary: Whats ur other name?

whereislove_mary: like surname

whereislove_mary: ?

royaldragonusa: What other name?

royaldragonusa: Monticello

whereislove_mary: Thats ur surname?

royaldragonusa: Yes

whereislove_mary: Okay

whereislove_mary: Coz i want to add u with that name

whereislove_mary: Do u see my pic up there in d image box?

royaldragonusa: Ok

royaldragonusa: No pic

royaldragonusa: cool

royaldragonusa: Your photo did not come through

whereislove_mary: Yes

whereislove_mary: I am using a old version of yahoo messanger

royaldragonusa: I see

whereislove_mary: plz brb

whereislove_mary: ok

royaldragonusa: Ok

whereislove_mary: I am back

whereislove_mary: Why er U invisible?

royaldragonusa: I don't know, I generlal saty invisable so I am not bothered all
day.

whereislove_mary: So where er U noa?

whereislove_mary: now?

royaldragonusa: I am in Peoria

whereislove_mary: Ok

whereislove_mary: So John tell me about ur childhood

royaldragonusa: No luck with yur pictures?

royaldragonusa: What do you want to know?

whereislove_mary: yes'

royaldragonusa: I can't see ur pics

whereislove_mary: I can send u my pics okay

whereislove_mary: Its becoz am using old version

royaldragonusa: I only have my ones that are on match

royaldragonusa: I see, can you upgrade?

whereislove_mary: Well i have deleted my profile away off from match

whereislove_mary: U?

royaldragonusa: Mine is up, but I am not a suscribing memeber.

whereislove_mary: Can u deleted ur profile away from match?

royaldragonusa: Yes, if I wanted too.

whereislove_mary: Can u do it now?

whereislove_mary: I deleted mine when i meet u

royaldragonusa: why would I do that? We never even met?

royaldragonusa: maybe after we get to knwo eachother, and see if ther eis
chemistry.

whereislove_mary: Well coz i dont want any other member to contact me again
that y i did mine

royaldragonusa: I have done that before myself.

whereislove_mary: But i dont know maybe u er still looking for another woman
again to contact

royaldragonusa: I am keeping my options open, untill something more solid
happenes.

royaldragonusa: Where in the US do you live at?

whereislove_mary: Illinois

whereislove_mary: U

whereislove_mary: ?

royaldragonusa: Where in Illinois

whereislove_mary: Carpentersville

royaldragonusa: Is that close to Aurora?

whereislove_mary: no

whereislove_mary: Is Silverstone dr

whereislove_mary: U know there?

whereislove_mary: U there?

royaldragonusa: Hi

royaldragonusa: Sorry, I had someen at the door.

whereislove_mary: Ok

royaldragonusa: I am in Aurora a lot.

royaldragonusa: What places do you like to go to? Like for movies, restraunts etc..

whereislove_mary: Okay

whereislove_mary: Do u still have parents?er u religious?do u go to church?

royaldragonusa: My Father is alive. I don;t knwo about my mom, she is not part of
my life.

royaldragonusa: I am not religious, and rarely go to church.

whereislove_mary: Really

royaldragonusa: How about you?

whereislove_mary: What happened,can u tell me?

royaldragonusa: I don't want to get into it

[Royal Dragon]

whereislove_mary: Well i am very religious and goes to church

whereislove_mary: well thats okay babe

whereislove_mary: I have mother and she is old

royaldragonusa: What religion are you?

whereislove_mary: I was called that my father and my younger brother was part
of the plane crash that happend in Nigeria and they died

whereislove_mary: I am christian/catholic

royaldragonusa: Sorry to hear that.

royaldragonusa: Let me gues, you need someones help to gte thier asscetts out
of the country.....

whereislove_mary: U mean?

royaldragonusa: Do you want me to help you get thier assets, money, out of the
country?

whereislove_mary: I havent still not understand

whereislove_mary: U

royaldragonusa: Haven't you ever got thet Nigerian banks scam letter?

whereislove_mary: And what made u think like that when i tell u i lost my dad?

royaldragonusa: The fact that you are in nigera.

whereislove_mary: So do u think i am a Nigerian?

royaldragonusa: If you have never gotten the letter in your e-Mail, you won't
understand the humur in my comments.

royaldragonusa: You have not said one way, or the other.

whereislove_mary: So what u er u trying to talk about now john?

royaldragonusa: Never mind, if you have never gotten the Nigerian bank scamm
letter in your E-mail, you would not understand the joke.

whereislove_mary: So what r u really reffering me to?

whereislove_mary: plz i want to understand u better

royaldragonusa: The Nigeran bank scamm goes like this, someone From Nigeria
contacts you Via E_mail, and claims to have reacently deceased realtives in
Nigeria. These relatives have substantial financial hlodings, in Nigeria. The person
is in abind, and cannot gte the money out of the conutry undetected except by a wire transfer. They need to do it now, and are asking if they can transfer Millon's into your personall account. whne they get back to the US, thye will pick up the money form yu, and in return you get to keep 10% of it.

royaldragonusa: What really happenes is they get the bank info on your account to do the transfer, and reverse wire ALL of your money into an account In Nigeria where you cannot retrive it.

royaldragonusa: Your story reminded me of the scam, and i made a joke about it, only you apparently ahve never gottne one of thses letters, so you didn;t get it.

whereislove_mary: Scam or no scam, i dont understand anything about it and am not the type that will tell u to help me do that kind of a thing bcoz im not a Bank

whereislove_mary: All i just know is that my father died in plane crash

whereislove_mary: thats all

royaldragonusa: Sorry to hear that.

whereislove_mary: Well TY

royaldragonusa: What is TY?

whereislove_mary: So some scammed u b4?

royaldragonusa: No, but I am smart.

whereislove_mary: Means Thank You

whereislove_mary: But am honest

royaldragonusa: Your welcome

whereislove_mary: and very much trustworthy

whereislove_mary: Where u meet the person?

royaldragonusa: Meet what person?

whereislove_mary: The person what tell u that she want u to help her

royaldragonusa: No, they do the whole thing over E-mail. They "Say" they will
meet, but never do.

whereislove_mary: But lied for my ealier

royaldragonusa: Yes, they lie

whereislove_mary: I mean U lied for me ealier

royaldragonusa: I lied? about what?

whereislove_mary: U said u havent meet any woman that am ur 1st contact

royaldragonusa: I did not say that.

whereislove_mary: Whats her name?

royaldragonusa: whereislove_mary: How long u er at match?and have u meet
some ladies b4 or am ur 1st contact??

royaldragonusa: What things do you like to do for your King?

royaldragonusa: I have been on and off for a long time, and had several
relationships.

royaldragonusa: Which one?

royaldragonusa: Why do you want to know her name?

whereislove_mary: Just asking

whereislove_mary: Coz u made me really confused

royaldragonusa: How did I make you confised?

whereislove_mary: Well its okay

whereislove_mary: tell me about ur childhood

royaldragonusa: What do you want to knwo?

royaldragonusa: Do you have siblings?

whereislove_mary: No

royaldragonusa: You were an only child?

whereislove_mary: plz brb

[Yao Sing]

I take it you can't afford the 900 numbers anymore. You really spend your spare time doing this?

[WinterPalm]

Your lineage is pathetic.
Obviously this post is just more Cavasauras BS mumbo-jumbo without any substantial backing. Mary is probably your sister and your so-called black pelt is probably just some skid marked undergarments!
Ha, let's see you pick up a woman in a cage with specified rules under a sanctioned governing body! You think all your fancy internet crap will help you when you're put to the test? Oh wait, let me guess, if you go into the cage to pick up a woman you'll be at a disadvantage because you won't be able to use your internet connection and be constrained by rules that, get this you bozo, level and even out the playing field. THere are plenty fish in the sea buddy!
Besides, everyone else in the cage is limited by the rule-set just like you and if you can't get a date under specified rules in a sacntioned attempt at picking up someone, than how can you do it in the street or on the net?

Hey guys, he'll come back that he doesn't care about how many dates he can get or how well his macking skills are or that his skills work in the street...yeah, against untrained uneducated foolish girls!

[SPJ]

No fair. I only get MA related IM or training tips IM.

:(

[Royal Dragon]

LOL!! She's IM me again!!! Now what do I do?

[rubthebuddha]

you give her the goods, man. and after that, you go get a bacon sammich.

[Shaolinlueb]

ask her if she likes a big fat **** in her mouth ;)

[Pork Chop]

I've gotten a few from South Africa, mighta been the same person, they had very similar stories.

both were originally from texas, parents got in a car crash, went to miami to go live with family. in one story, the girl took off to south africa with the aunt and her new husband. in the other story the girl stayed in miami for a while with an abusive uncle before moving to go be with family in South Africa.

i got a bit tired of the psychos on match.
i started doing world friends to get some penpals and some language practise in.

i think i found a new angle to get women though..
apparently I'm just like "the set up guy" - that new hugh jackman movie where girls that date him dump him for their future husband... it's happened to me a good 5 or 6 times already....

[jigahus]

LOL!! She's IM me again!!! Now what do I do?

You ask her out and then drop some rupies in her mai tai drink.

[Royal Dragon]

Ok, she has been IM'n me everyday now. I haven't been posting them all, because most of it is boring conversation (no more talk of shaving bikini areas :( ), but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of today's IM

She has been moving quick, most bets were that she would ask for money after a week more.


royaldragonusa: hi
whereislove_mary: Hello
whereislove_mary: how is ur weekend?
royaldragonusa: good so far, how about yours?
whereislove_mary: fine
whereislove_mary: i missed talking to u
royaldragonusa: We talked yesterday!
royaldragonusa: What day are you comming home?
whereislove_mary: Next week
whereislove_mary: I need ur help John
royaldragonusa: How so?
whereislove_mary: I want u to help me for Bta money
royaldragonusa: What is bta money?
whereislove_mary: Basic Travellers Allowance
royaldragonusa: i see, how much?
whereislove_mary: brb

[Sang Feng Fan]

Wow, mine spent a week telling me she loved me, sent me pictures, had a sick mother and the likes. In the end I got tired of it, it wasn't fun anymore so I ended it this way:

4:02:32 AM elohim4hire: away
4:02:35 AM talk_liza: Cool
4:03:01 AM elohim4hire: you watching World Cup?
4:03:16 AM talk_liza: Not really
4:04:21 AM elohim4hire: Italy beat Ghana, I thought it was going to be the other way around
4:05:26 AM talk_liza: Okay
4:06:33 AM talk_liza: Sweetie
4:06:44 AM talk_liza: am not happy here
4:07:02 AM elohim4hire: tell me about it
4:07:33 AM talk_liza: Sweetie i got paid yesterday with paycheck
4:07:54 AM talk_liza: and i can't cash it here
4:08:12 AM talk_liza: i need come back home soon to meet you in person
4:08:49 AM talk_liza: can you help me to cash it there and send the cash to me so that i can pay for my flight ticket fee and bta fee
4:09:23 AM elohim4hire: I can't be trusted with money, sorry
4:10:02 AM talk_liza: Sweetie i work for this and i need to get back home
4:10:11 AM talk_liza: i don't have any cash with me here
4:11:52 AM elohim4hire: I can't be trusted with money, I legally can't make transactions of any kind on the web as a condition of my release after conviction of Internet Fraud back in '98
4:12:40 AM talk_liza: Sweetie this is not a fraud
4:12:49 AM talk_liza: i work for this
4:12:53 AM elohim4hire: not you, I.
4:13:16 AM talk_liza: i work hard here before i can get this paycheck
4:14:22 AM elohim4hire: I have defrauded people out of money on the Internet telling stories and part of the sentencing was no use of a computer for five years and no transactions. It in New York State Court case law, I can't.
4:14:57 AM elohim4hire: That's why I'm on Yahoo, it's a free service
4:15:06 AM elohim4hire: I can't even join a website
4:15:14 AM elohim4hire: if it costs anything
4:15:31 AM elohim4hire: It's called a "limited use" clause
4:16:05 AM elohim4hire: I also had to sit in front of Federal judge after all that
4:16:41 AM elohim4hire: but they was real sweet and cut a deal with me after they scared the hell out of me
4:17:01 AM talk_liza: Oh sorry to hear that sweetie
4:17:17 AM talk_liza: can you help me with a little money there sweetie
4:18:43 AM talk_liza: can you do this for me
4:18:45 AM elohim4hire: I just said I can't, there are records of all these chats now and the government doesn't have to go to court to read them, they just watch what you do electronically with credit cards and use of the Internet
4:18:51 AM elohim4hire: Nope, i can't
4:19:11 AM talk_liza: Okay sweetie

[Royal Dragon]

BTW, she is useing a Yahoo IM, incase any of you wish to have some fun!

[Ming Yue]

I came out of KFM retirement just to tell you that your freaky life never ceases to amuse me.

[Royal Dragon]

You are welcome. Honestly, I think most of the freinds I do have, hang with me solely because I have such a bizzaro life. Everyonelse would be telling tall tales, me, it all happenes for real.

Like the time I was on the expressway and the oil barge blew up in the river right next to me....

[Scott R. Brown]

One time I was IM-ing with a 43 year old woman from Turkey who told me I could beat her if i wanted too!!:eek:

I told her adult men don't beat their wives or girl friends, but that was the last conversation I ever had with her too!

[Royal Dragon]

LOL!!! You should have told her you'd beat her as much as she wanted!!

[Royal Dragon]

BUZZ!!!
royaldragonusa: hi
whereislove_mary: sup
royaldragonusa: Not much, just working
whereislove_mary: Okay
whereislove_mary: So i asked for u help
royaldragonusa: Yes, explain again?
whereislove_mary: Its BTA money
whereislove_mary: I have paid my ticket money
whereislove_mary: but i need to pay basic travellers allowance
whereislove_mary: b4 i can allow to enter a plane
whereislove_mary: plz i really need ur help
royaldragonusa: I never heard of that before.
whereislove_mary: Well thats what happen babe
whereislove_mary: Plz
royaldragonusa: Everytime I have ever flown, I just pay the ticket.
whereislove_mary: for what?
royaldragonusa: To board the plane and fly somewhere.
whereislove_mary: Will u help me
whereislove_mary: the bta is 550
whereislove_mary: but i have 250
whereislove_mary: and i need 200
royaldragonusa: That's crazy. You can explaine that you flew in for a death in the family, and they will help you fly for next to nothing.
whereislove_mary: John
whereislove_mary: U wont heelp me?
royaldragonusa: I just did, explaine about the death in the fmaily, the airlines will help.
whereislove_mary: So u cant send me any money?
royaldragonusa: Why would I? I told you how to solve your problem for free.
royaldragonusa: Listen sweetheart, I am a former professional con artist, I saw this gag comming a mile away. My frineds and I have had a bet going as to how long it would take you to ask for money. One of my ex girlfreind's won the bet yesterday. Thankyou for the entertainment though, it's been fun!!
royaldragonusa: A note of advice to better your con, play it out longer, give it time to build a stronger relationship with your mark. You rushed it a bit too much.
whereislove_mary: How much can u send me?
royaldragonusa: LOL!!
royaldragonusa: What do i get in return?
whereislove_mary: But i am coming down there to ur location
royaldragonusa: Reall...and I'm santa clause
whereislove_mary: Yes
royaldragonusa: Well, if I am wrong, let me know when you get back, and I will take you to dinner to amke u for mis judgeing you.
whereislove_mary: Ok just assist me okay
royaldragonusa: Sorry, to make up for misjudgeing you.
royaldragonusa: LOL!!
whereislove_mary: Thank u lol
royaldragonusa: Time to move on to the next mark sweetheart.
royaldragonusa: Ur welcome.
whereislove_mary: thanks
whereislove_mary: I havent got the ticket ready
whereislove_mary: i will send u the flight details
whereislove_mary: how much can u send me?
royaldragonusa: HA, ha, Ha!! Ur so funny!
royaldragonusa: I tell you what, why don't you wire me enough money for a plane ticket, and I will come down and visit you!
royaldragonusa:

[Royal Dragon]

Sang Feng Fan,

I loved your ending to this, what did you think of mine?

[Vash]

I FINALLY get back my intra-tubes capability (thanks Windows!) and this is the second thread I respond to.

Woe is me.

[Royal Dragon]

OMG!! She is still trying!!

BUZZ!!!
royaldragonusa: hi
whereislove_mary: how er yu
whereislove_mary: ?
whereislove_mary: ?
royaldragonusa: good, and you?
whereislove_mary: fine
whereislove_mary: how about the money?
royaldragonusa: LOL!! Ur too funny!
whereislove_mary: am sorry babe
whereislove_mary: assist me
royaldragonusa: Ur pretty stoubure, I'll give yo that!
whereislove_mary: u mean?
royaldragonusa: I mean you do not give up.
whereislove_mary: will u send it
whereislove_mary: ?
royaldragonusa: How would I do that?
whereislove_mary: western union
royaldragonusa: Where too?
whereislove_mary: Nigeria
royaldragonusa: So, I'm just gonna send $200.0 to nigeria? it's a big place, how would you know where to find it?
whereislove_mary: when u send it through western union
whereislove_mary: u will just email and give me the details given to u by western union
whereislove_mary: and i will know how to collect it here
whereislove_mary: as well
royaldragonusa: Impossible, I don't even know your name....
whereislove_mary: Mary
royaldragonusa: Mary what? there are thousands of Mary's
whereislove_mary: Mary Collins
royaldragonusa: well, thats a start. I need the address of you locla western union as well.
whereislove_mary:
Name:Mary Collins
Address:2,carol ave
Lagos,Nigeria,23401
thats just what u need to send it as well
royaldragonusa: Ok, I will see what I cna do later.
whereislove_mary: are u trying to send it for me 2day?
royaldragonusa: if I have time.
whereislove_mary: ok thank u
royaldragonusa: You'd beter cook me a big meal when you get back though!
whereislove_mary: i will
whereislove_mary: u will send me this as soon as u send me the money
whereislove_mary: Mtcn
whereislove_mary: Text and answer
whereislove_mary: Senders and receivers name
whereislove_mary: Amount
whereislove_mary: Ok
royaldragonusa: Sure
whereislove_mary: yup

[lunghushan]

Man, RD, the thing that I don't understand is why do you keep talking to these psychos? You need a psycho filter.

What you need to find is a Target Rich Environment. You need to find a place where there's lots of women, real women, not predatory Internet women.

I found out one place where they hang out by the dozens, and I'll PM you.

Oh, and BTW you seem to not mind dating single moms. Single moms are like the easiest women in the world to find.

All you have to do is go to these stupid events like Christmas parties. Yes, Christmas parties. Start talking to women, tell them you're a single dad.

They'll start trying to set you up with all their single mom friends. You get to pick the saner/better looking ones.

[Royal Dragon]

LOL!! I'm actually going to a Christmas party Friday! I am freinds with this Yoga girl. Her husband ownes an art gallery, and she invited me to thier anual carroling bash.

[Pork Chop]

lucky for me my brother's friend is throwing a big new year's bash.
my brother's newly divorced and this guy knows about my situation.
apparently every single girl he knows will be there.
probably not going to be my kinda people, but at least it's something until i make it overseas next year.

[SevenStar]

I have never gotten IMs like that. I guess they know better than to mess with me.

[lunghushan]

LOL!! I'm actually going to a Christmas party Friday! I am freinds with this Yoga girl. Her husband ownes an art gallery, and she invited me to thier anual carroling bash.

That's perfect. Hopefully she'll have some relatively sane and in shape friends, or the people there will. Anyway, this is an easy way because all you have to do is make yourself available, and they'll do the work.

[Royal Dragon]

I have never gotten IMs like that. I guess they know better than to mess with me.

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No, I think it's more like you are not dumb enough to encourage them, where as I apparently am. :p

[jon]

Stop talking to fat poor men on the internet, dui shenti bu hao.
(its bad for health)

[syn]

dude lik can't u see shes for real! send her the money!

[tug]

...but I could've sworn she called herself "Mary Monticello" in one of the original IMs, and then in the last one, she changed her last name to "Collins".

Either way, she's nuts.

TuG.

[Shaolinlueb]

dude send her 200 pennies... aka 2 dollars. and be like i thought you said 200 pennies. lol

[syn]

dude send her 200 pennies... aka 2 dollars. and be like i thought you said 200 pennies. lol

Hahah that's actually pretty good. Made me smile. :)

[Royal Dragon]

LOL!! Everyone si sugjesting the $2.00 thing!

If I wasn't so lazy, I'd do it just to waste her time in getting up and going to Western Union.

[mysteri]

i can't beleive their still running this scam? i had a chic IM me like that before, and i've seen several similar. although, i have to admit i didn't carry on the conversation nearly as long. i don't even think it went past a few minutes. jus FYI, it's a different type of scam...but have fun in the meanwhile :D

[Royal Dragon]

I figured this is a new combo of the Russain dateing scamm, and the Nigerian banker scamm.

The only reason it went on so long, is because I like toying with con artists. :D

[us0kch]

...but I could've sworn she called herself "Mary Monticello" in one of the original IMs, and then in the last one, she changed her last name to "Collins".

Either way, she's nuts.

TuG.


Good pt, but maybe she recently got divorced?? or maybe she got remarried?? :D or maybe he (yes, he!) forgot which last name to use with RD as opposed to someone else he's trying to scam money out of?? :confused: :D

Whatever it is, its nuts!

[Royal Dragon]

No, Monticello is my alias form when I was a telemarketer back when I was young.

[Nick Monticello]

Heee, hee, heee!! And RD was mine!!

[Shaolinlueb]

so dude waste her time and send two cents :)

[tug]

No, Monticello is my alias form when I was a telemarketer back when I was young.

Ah, there it is.

Seriously, throw the dog a bone and send her/him $2.00.

I do like what you did (tried) to get her/him to lay off.

TuG.

[us0kch]

I dunno, my vote's more for sending that doll chick a $2.00 christmas card.....if its not too late, that is! :D

[Royal Dragon]

LOL!!

At least she was a real person, and her Dolls were entertaining! :D

I almost hate to admit it, but I do get the urge to call her from time to time and see how Vanillia and her are doing.

Fear of losing my soul into one of her Dolls prevents me though! :eek:

[us0kch]

Ya know, maybe you can work some kinda tradeoff with the Doll Master? Tell her you have a friend in Nigeria who is willing to accept, for all of $2 bucks, a tradeoff of their soul into one of her dolls just so they can have the opportunity to come to the U.S.

Doll Master will be happy because it will appease and satisfy her need to rip someones soul out of them and put it in one of her dolls; you'll be happy to finally get Nigerian scam artist off your back, and the Nigerian scam artist will be happy to finally come to america! :D


Damm, I'm good! ;)

[tug]

Ya know, maybe you can work some kinda tradeoff with the Doll Master? Tell her you have a friend in Nigeria who is willing to accept, for all of $2 bucks, a tradeoff of their soul into one of her dolls just so they can have the opportunity to come to the U.S.

Doll Master will be happy because it will appease and satisfy her need to rip someones soul out of them and put it in one of her dolls; you'll be happy to finally get Nigerian scam artist off your back, and the Nigerian scam artist will be happy to finally come to america! :D


Damm, I'm good! ;)

Doesn't matter the nationality, just send 2 dollars! (Like that Jon Cusack movie!)

TuG.