I made Cheesy kung fu movies at work today, check'em out

[SanHeChuan]

:D Watch the best **** videos on the Net, MINE! :rolleyes:

I made these two videos today at work. We weren't going for perfection of even good, and mostly went off of one take, but we find them HIGHlarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZyptRs50H0 :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBsnr_Sdniw :p

[Shaolinlueb]

dude i think it was fun man! i enjoyed it, i laughed too.

[rogue]

Good to see my tax dollars and all the investment in MCMAP have resulted in this!:D

Looked like fun.:cool:

[Mano Mano]

So cheesy it should have come with nachos, but still good fun,

[David Jamieson]

are you telling me there wasn't a gun anywhere in that building?

come on! I mean COME ON! lol :p

[SanHeChuan]

Rogue,

Dude I wanted to be a MCMAP instructor, but the Marine Corps dosen't care about what I want or MCMAP. :o

DJ,

We do have a rubber M16 and some BB guns. :eek:


Any suggestions for the next one?

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

dude the movie fu in that wasn't bad at all.

you should be a porn star.

[jigahus]

LOL. Watching who would unscrew their broom handle first was very suspenseful.

[SanHeChuan]

I got a new one comming out soon. Old one eye is comming back for revenge. This third one will be about 6 mins long. Its got a lame training sequence and is alittle lite on the humor but still chessy good. :D

[BruceSteveRoy]

well done. i really enjoyed them but what were you supposed to be doing at work while you were filming this cinematic masterpiece?

[SanHeChuan]

Do? I work for the government I don't do much of anything. ;)

Luckily my "Office" is well apart from the general populous so I don't have to worry about LOOKING busy. :D

Let me tell you a story...

I went to Iraq to WAR as part of my units operations center. We were at WAR so 8 hours day wouldn't cut it, we have to work 12 hour days because we were at WAR. In those twelve hours I only had only one report to do, and that was it for my job. At most it would take me 2 hours to do my report if people didn't get their info to me on time. The other 10 hours I just HAD to be at work were spent ****ing Off and Cleaning. :eek:

I had to sweep the ROOF! because there was SAND on it! THE ROOF WTF? :mad:

CHEESY MOVIE THREE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq2gFp_ceq0)

The fourth and final one comming soon.

[BruceSteveRoy]

i would like to say to you, in regards to my tax dollars paying for your making kung fu fight scenes while at work, bravo. i would rather you spend that time making stuff like this to entertain me than sitting there playing computer solitaire for 8 hours. i wish all government employees were this resourceful with their time. thanks bro keep em coming they are awesome.

[Fuzzly]

There was some genuine comedy in there. I only watched the first one (long load times for me) but it was worth it. Mind if I link to another site?


Nice moves in there, and the broom scene gets an A.

[jigahus]

One eye just needs a pirate hat and his pirate costume is complete.

The end was kind of kickboxer 4'ish.

And I'm glad I don't pay taxes or else I would be peeved with tax dollars.

[SanHeChuan]

Fuzzly Link away :D

Cheesy Film Four (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pths0Vs1yps) Link is Good Now

Out takes to follow :p

I don't think I've seen Kick boxer 4?

[jigahus]

I think it was Kickboxer 4 is when Sasha Mitchell blindfolds himself during one of those illegal death matches with Tom Po and dodges his punch and then thoroughly destroyed him...blindfolded!

[SanHeChuan]

Sounds like a rip off of Blood Sport ;)

[rogue]

Hey J,
What arts do you three action stars major in? Do you miss Havelocke yet?

[SanHeChuan]

I'm the only one who had any MA back ground. :eek:

I haven't left CP yet, I'm leaving friday, I just like to be proactive. :D

[rogue]

Aw man, I was hoping to say hi at the next air show. And you'll miss the new Wal-Mart. Good luck and safe journey.

And next time, midgets. There's nothing better than fighting midgets. There has to be one or two somewhere in the Marines.

[SanHeChuan]

OUT TAKES (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY_oOT8T5Qk)

Not that funny but what are you going to do. :(

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

yup .... porn star. for sure.

[tug]

I would give two thumbs up, but it only lets me give one.

But cool man. I watched all four AND the outtakes. Funny stuff.

I particularly liked the very picky fighter in the second one.

Agreed with the others about what you're doing with our tax dollars - keep the vids coming!

TuG.