Gene comes clean.

[rogue]

People love Iron Crotch. They can't get enough Iron Crotch. We all ride the Iron Crotch for the exposure.

Speak for yourself my brother. :D

[SPJ]

The thing is that there is alway a counter.

The thing with iron is that it gets rusted over time.

:D

[BruceSteveRoy]

wow, i never knew. so exposure is why gene likes to ride the iron crotch. all this time i thought he was just bored and curious. :p

[SPJ]

Once I was in a restaurant in tennessee.

They said If I like to ride the iron horse/bull.

I thought they mean a bicycle. I said sure.

BOY were I regretted.

It was a mechanic horse/bull back with a saddle on.

I rode it and did not fell.

All the yielding and holding, All the Tai Chi stuff paid off.

:)

[golden arhat]

spj ?
do you see the funny side of anything
they were making a joke about the iron crotch and having sex
then you actually talked about the technique

[SPJ]

OOPs.

My bad big time.

:D

[golden arhat]

its k
where u from man
im assuming ur chinese right ?

[mickey]

Greetings,

If this is true, shouldn't the second word of this thread be spelled with a "u" ? And if THAT is true, then how "clean" would it be? Kinda oxymoronic, ya know?



mickey

[GeneChing]

It's always good to know who helps pay the rent around here. There's the subscribers (http://www.martialartsmart.net/19341.html) and those that buy us (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/) on the newsstands. There's those that shop at MartialArtsMart (http://www.martialartsmart.net/index.html). Then there's those masters and celebrities who bring us outside media attention. GM "Iron Crotch" Tu (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=39311)has extraordinary crossover skills because pop culture loves the crotch. He's been in more documentaries than almost any other master that I know. Weird, but I stand behind my statement. If you're on this forum, know that part of the rent here is paid for by him through his products (http://www.martialartsmart.net/ironcrotch.html) and the traffic he brings in. So you all ride the crotch too, even if just a little.

But then, who wants a little crotch? :p

[BruceSteveRoy]

so gene since you are trying with all your ability to sell someone else's iron crotch does that make you a pimp?

[rogue]

And what's up with the Announcement section at the top of the page? I don't have my glasses on but I'd swear that says "On Golden Showers and Iron Crotches". I should have called this thread Gene gets dirty.:p

[David Jamieson]

what if you only have a granite crotch.

and what if it's only granite now and then, and at those times, only for a halfhour or so then reverts back to button on a fur coat crotch or river clay crotch?

does any of that crotchness count for anything?

[GeneChing]

BSR: If I'm an Iron Crotch pimp, where the **** is my wide-brimmed hat and purple furry jacket? In all seriousness, I've used that term before. There's even a reference in The Iron Crotch of GM Tu Jin-Sheng thread (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=39311&page=4), but it's my calling down my Shaolin brother for pimpin' the crotch. Funny thing is that he's pimpin' a different crotch. That's right. There are more Iron Crotches out there. Some day, I hope to stage a tug-of-war. :eek:

r: Fell right into my little mindtrap, didn't ya? Did I ever tell you my major was psychology? :cool:

DJ: I don't know what the hell you're smoking, but send some down to CA. There may be a market for it here.

[MonkeyKingUSA]

At my age I think I am practicing more of a supple Tai Chi flaccid crotch technique. It doesn't accomplish much, but it has a nasty WHIP to it. Besides, women no longer want to fight with me. They just point and laugh. Very ZEN!

[BruceSteveRoy]

At my age I think I am practicing more of a supple Tai Chi flaccid crotch technique. It doesn't accomplish much, but it has a nasty WHIP to it. Besides, women no longer want to fight with me. They just point and laugh. Very ZEN!

i vote this to be the most depressing post involving the ravages of time on the human body. my condolences. perhaps you should go get the 1st tenacious d cd and take JB's advice and practice doing (ock pushups.

*any tenacious d fans in the house?*

[golden arhat]

*any tenacious d fans in the house?*

yessir
lol il kick ur ass from here to tian en men square

[Li Kao]

as far as (ock pushups go -- you only need to be able to do one.

and let's not forget about waking up at the crack of noon for deep knee rock squats!

[SPJ]

i vote this to be the most depressing post involving the ravages of time on the human body. my condolences. perhaps you should go get the 1st tenacious d cd and take JB's advice and practice doing (ock pushups.

*any tenacious d fans in the house?*

there is always the vi "cough" a "cough" gra "cough".

or revitalize and grow.

https://www.viagra.com/index.asp

there is buy 4 and get one free program.

https://www.viagra.com/whyViagra/index.asp

--

edit: it is a joking and sarcastic post

:D

[Shaolin Wookie]

*any tenacious d fans in the house?*

Saw 'em live in Atlanta:cool: ....**** it was funny....

But I didn't think they could rock a c0ck that sweet in a live show....