Gene Ching is a hell of a guy

[bodhitree]

with so many debates this one is non-negotiable. anybody who travels around to deliver crotch kicks has their place with 72 virgins in heavan. Canninazation (sp?)

[BruceSteveRoy]

with so many debates this one is non-negotiable. anybody who travels around to deliver crotch kicks has their place with 72 virgins in heavan. Canninazation (sp?)

agreed. but i think maybe less virgins and more hot women that know their way around an iron crotch.

[bodhitree]

agreed. but i think maybe less virgins and more hot women that know their way around an iron crotch.

These are hot virgins that watch porn all day waiting for Gene to arrive.

[BruceSteveRoy]

that is acceptable but i can see him accidentally banning the first few just as a reflex or habit.

[bodhitree]

I think those he discards will go to the moderator of the qigong forum

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

****it ... now im hungery for virgins.

[Li Kao]

Uh oh, time to lock up your daughters ... :eek:

The title of this thread reminded me of the question once posed by George Carlin --"Just what exactly is the plural of 'hell of a guy' -- 'hells of guys'?"

P.S. Gene, you are, truly, a hell of a guy.

[David Jamieson]

He's the reauchambeau king of california!

[GeneChing]

Thanks for the kind thoughts on my work. I'm not into virgins, tho. They're too neurotic. Case and point: just look at our forum members....:p

[MonkeyKingUSA]

Thanks for the kind thoughts on my work. I'm not into virgins, tho. They're too neurotic. Case and point: just look at our forum members....:p

LOL!
Well, we DID love him. :D

[bodhitree]

LOL!
Well, we DID love him. :D

edit thread title: Gene Ching is GOING TO HELL:D

[Shaolin Wookie]

Killer combination of heat and humidity.

Rusty crotch, anyone?

[GeneChing]

I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe.
But at least I'm enjoying the ride.

[bodhitree]

But if its hell there won't be dead songs, more likely some emo crap...

[Shaolinlueb]

gene

if you're going to hell. the heck with the virgins. yo are going to have 72 pink nympho ninjetta's covered in nacho cheese waiting to nymphosize you for the rest of eternity, and there will be no viagra in site. yes it is truly hell.

adam

[BruceSteveRoy]

you know bodhi i think there will be a lot of grateful dead songs in hell. thats a special kind of torture. but i think they will all be played by emo bands just for gene.

i wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

[Shaolinlueb]

i wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

thats sig worthy.

[bodhitree]

thats sig worthy.

Done done done and I mean done (10 character minimum)

[golden arhat]

But if its hell there won't be dead songs, more likely some emo crap...

like myspace :D

[GeneChing]

Whatever. I'll see you all in hell. :)

[bodhitree]

like myspace :D

why do you think i deleted mine. I hate stupid myspace people (present company excluded).


TO GENE CHING

[GeneChing]

I'm told that's a good place to find nacho ninjettes. Is it?

[BruceSteveRoy]

didn't MK find trannys on there? maybe they were impersonating nacho ninjettes

[PangQuan]

i got a myspace but you have to know my email to friend me.

its actually great for networking and making contacts.

ive also gotten in touch with long lost friends on that place. kinda creepy but totally worth seeing someone who thought you dead 10 years ago....

[GeneChing]

It was actually a nacho ninjette that made me first go to MySpace. She had her pics up there and was hoping to model for us.

All I can say is everyone looks sexier on MySpace.

[PangQuan]

everyone except me.

[bodhitree]

I'm not on stupid trendy myspace, so I'm sexy real (or not)

[PangQuan]

let me tell you a quick story about myspace. its kinda neat.


roughly 10 years ago i moved from where i was living. i didnt tell anyone i knew that i was going or where i was going. i just left. cause i do that. i had my reasons.

well last year i get contacted by an old friend of mine and he let me know that everyone thought i was dead. like seriously, everyone mourned me and had a small service in my name.

well by being on myspace they discovered my true identitiy and the fact that im still alive.

moral of the story:

if your going to fake your own death, dont join myspace.

[rogue]

It was actually a nacho ninjette that made me first go to MySpace. She had her pics up there and was hoping to model for us.

All I can say is everyone looks sexier on MySpace.

Poor golden arhat.

:D

[Shaolinlueb]

lets all mark out to gene

[herb ox]

I'm not so sure about that last statement, 'Leub.

what can I say?

GENE CHING FOR PRESIDENT!

... too bad we gotta keep him here... :D

Dude, seriously, though... the nacho ninjettes are guarding you like the secret service already.