The Gene Factor

[PangQuan]

Some kids p!ss their name in the snow. Gene Ching can p!ss his name into concrete...



If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Gene Ching says its beef, then it's fukcing beef.


Gene Ching secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

[Royal Dragon]

Dude, we already have a thread for this you goofy attention hound!!!!

[bodhitree]

yeah retard

[PangQuan]

this is different.

its similar to the Chuck Norris stuff. except you replace his name with Genes.

cause gene makes chuck look like a little girl.

the goal, to spread gene jokes further than chuck jokes and make his name grace every highschool in america. and beyond...

but you have to follow the same format as chuck norris jokes. totally diff than that other thread.

:p

[PangQuan]

i thought you guys would pick up on that...:(

besides, its so past his birthday, the name needs to be changed on that other thread. besides. it should die at 500

[PangQuan]

There are no races, only countries of people Gene Ching has beaten to different shades of black and blue via crotch kicking.



ill continue alone with this if i have to. :p

[PangQuan]

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Gene Ching banging your sister.


Gene Ching can delete the Recycling Bin.

Gene Ching plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.

[PangQuan]

i realized with this method, if i can spread Gene Ching's Fame to those who no not of him or of martial arts, then the Shaolin name will go along with it.

thus promoting Gene's awsome facts, AND the wonderful arts of Shaolin!

BAM!

[SevenStar]

Gene Ching has been the template for every character in the marvel universe.

Mr. T pitties fools. Gene kicks them in the crotch.

Hoes drop money off to their pimps, who drop it off to Gene Ching.

The REAL big bang theory: Gene Ching sneezed.

[SevenStar]

Gene Ching doesn't celebrate birthdays; birthdays celebrate Gene Ching.

[SevenStar]

everytime someone m@sturbates, Gene kicks a crotch.

























Please.... save the crotches...

[PangQuan]

Gene Ching does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Gene Ching goes killing.

Gene Ching is 1/8th French. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fukcing Frenchman.

[PangQuan]

everytime someone m@sturbates, Gene kicks a crotch.

























Please.... save the crotches...

lmao.........

[SevenStar]

Gene Ching committed suicide and lived.

[BruceSteveRoy]

handguns don't kill people, gene ching kills people

[BruceSteveRoy]

there is no chin behind gene's beard just another fist.

*if you squint you can kind of see it*
http://www.usadojo.com/Images/gene-ching.jpg

[PangQuan]

Crop circles are Gene Ching's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fukc down.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Gene Ching out. It failed miserably.

If you ask Gene Ching what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he crotch kicks you in the jewels.

[SevenStar]

Gene Ching is a mammal. Mammals are totally sweet.

There weren't 300 spartans that battled the persians - Gene did it by himself.

[Chief Fox]

Gene Ching once impregnated a nun by pointing at her crotch and saying booyah!

[SevenStar]

People who have been utterly Own3d are referred to as having been G3n3d.

[SevenStar]

Gene is the father of all living organisms. It is called GENEtics for a reason...

[PangQuan]

Gene is the father of all living organisms. It is called GENEtics for a reason...

oh sheet. thats a nice original!

[Oso]

The improbability of 7's incident with the elevator proves time travel.

Gene didn't like a world without 7 in it. (or, rather, he knew he'd have to do a lot more work here on the forum) So, he travelled back in time and loosened the bolts on the door so it would fall with 7 and his thug thereby saving 7's life.

However, there is now a spin off timeline where 7 died and Gene went crazy trying to moderate the forum and crotch kicked David Jaimeson until he agreed to wear the mantle of Kung Lek once again.

[SevenStar]

Gene Ching's gas contains the cure for HIV. The problem is that Gene has never f@rted...

[GeneChing]

Gene thinks it's nice to have so many fans here.

[Chief Fox]

Gene thinks it's nice to have so many fans here.
We love you man! :o

[PangQuan]

Gene Ching does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Gene Ching.

When Gene Ching crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.