Hey Mega Foot!

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

How does one go about joining your Shaolin Ninja commune?

I have Shaolin experiance, and i picked up some ninjitsu from one of my sister's ex boyfriends. His line comes from Taksumi(sp?) in Japan.

Since i have both Shaolin, and Ninja expriance, would I be considered a cannidate?

[CLFNole]

First you must learn to spell "experience" :D

Then you must memorize Ashida Kim's babble about techniques designed to "kill, cripple and maim".

[Mega-Foot]

I require a copy of your Master's Degree from an accredited university, first and foremost. If you wish to know why, go peruse the thread in the Shaolin forum on the subject "What's up with USSD?"

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

I don't have a master's degree, but I am a successful Entrepenure.

I have a successful business, and I trade the Futures markets with a 90% win to loss ratio (Industry standard is 60%)

Would success in the practical, real world count? Or is untested theoretical knowledge from a big fancy school more important to you?

[Shaolinlueb]

you must be born a ninja. or you could watch 3 ninja's. that is pretty accurate for ninja training.

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

My sister once Dated a Ninja, does that count?

[Shaolinlueb]

My sister once Dated a Ninja, does that count?

hmmm probably. was he in a KUMITA?!?!?!!?

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

I have no idea, he was very secretive.

I just know he was from Haksumi's Taksumie (sp?) line. And he could fight well.

[Mega-Foot]

Or is untested theoretical knowledge from a big fancy school more important to you?


If you would take the initiative to go and visit that thread, I think you would know why this is so important.

[bodhitree]

He is mocking you and undeserving of the training.

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

No, I am not, I am serious. I want to know more about this.

[wiz cool c]

You have to make up some stupid ****, pretend your a grandmaster and act like your above everyone else. People do it all the time.

By the way I have a real black belt in Togakure Ryu and I wouldn't recommend that to you either.

[tug]

[QUOTE=CLFNole;759177]First you must learn to spell "experience" :D]

Then "candidate".

Then "entrepreneur".

Then "Masaaki Hatsumi".

Finally - "seppuku".

:rolleyes:

[Shaolinlueb]

Juria sensie is the most powerful ninja!

[tug]

Juria sensie is the most powerful ninja!

Anyone who can call themself "sensei" is guaranteed to be the most powerful of anything...

[golden arhat]

Juria sensie is the most powerful ninja!

**** straight
anybody who can summon a huge toad at will is the best in my book

naruto rules

[wiz cool c]

Where did Mega *** and his ultra gay Ninjitsu go.

[sk girl]

Where did Mega *** and his ultra gay Ninjitsu go.

Megafoot in the a$$ left for good I hope.

[Mega-Foot]

No girlie, I'm still here, and I plan on teaching you a little about respect and manners.

Lookie here, girlie, because I'm putting it right in front of your eyes. A martial artist, even a quaint bra-an'-bonnet martial artistess, has to learn something about respect. Something either your sensei, grandmaster sensei, father, uncle, or even your mam should have taught you (under your father's supervision, of course).

Never speak out of turn. It isn't your turn until I say it is.

So do not speak.

[cjurakpt]

is misogeny grounds for banning?

[Mega-Foot]

It's actually spelled misogyny.

[Mega-Foot]

I don't hate women, I just think this girlie suffers from bad parenting.

[cjurakpt]

It's actually spelled misogyny.

doesn't make you any less of a putz...

[cjurakpt]

I don't hate women, I just think this girlie suffers from bad parenting.

well, you probably would know about the effect of hereditary genetic defects...

[Mega-Foot]

With as much research into quantum biology and genetic determinism and behavioral genetics as I've put in, I would hope so. They don't call it a Ph.D. for nothing.

[jethro]

Did you hear about the Shaolin Ninjas from Reese on 'Malcom in the Middle'? I knew they were real!

[Merryprankster]

You know....

I've met some pretty ****in' stupid PhD's in my time.

You're not the first and you won't be the last.

[IronWeasel]

With as much research into quantum biology and genetic determinism and behavioral genetics as I've put in, I would hope so. They don't call it a p.h.D for nothing.



BTW...it's 'Ph.D'

[Mega-Foot]

No, it's Ph.D., and I spelled it correctly.

[wiz cool c]

mega *** got his Ph.D in **** sucking and that's what he wants to teach in his shaolin ninjutsu

[Mega-Foot]

Let me guess: you have an Associate's Degree from a backwater farmhouse school taught by your local "marm"?

What was it in, beekeeping?

[IronWeasel]

No, it's Ph.D., and I spelled it correctly.


You're Edit-FU is too slow...

[Mega-Foot]

Slander. Libel. I did no such thing. You edited your quotation and warped it to push your own communistic agenda.

[IronWeasel]

Slander. Libel. I did no such thing. You edited your quotation and warped it to push your own communistic agenda.



I guess I'll see you in court, then...

Or does your Ninja code demand trial by combat?

[Mega-Foot]

There are no codes, only honor.

[wiz cool c]

mega *** got his Ph.D in **** sucking and that's what he wants to teach in his shaolin ninjutsu