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Martial Joe
10-24-2001, 04:55 AM
I was just reviewing my site and look what was in my guestbook...

Wed Oct 24 00:45:57 2001
Vanderlei Silva theaxemurderer@chuteboxe.br
Curitiba Brasil
You say bad things about the Underground? I will put my foot in your mouth.

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I am Sharky's main man...

Xebsball
10-24-2001, 05:00 AM
Let me check that for you, just a second...

But let me first remind you that Chute Boxe DOESNT have their own domain (like chutboxe.br).

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"You will never need to feel weak, helpless, indecisive, not fascinating or ashamed of your genital dimensions. GOOD-BYE Humiliation. Bullies, Karate Experts, Boxing Champions, traffic wardens will melt to pulp as you master every situation."
Master Deltoo
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Xebsball
10-24-2001, 05:04 AM
Nah... not really Vanderlei, now you can stop hidding under the bed, ok Joe? :)

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"You will never need to feel weak, helpless, indecisive, not fascinating or ashamed of your genital dimensions. GOOD-BYE Humiliation. Bullies, Karate Experts, Boxing Champions, traffic wardens will melt to pulp as you master every situation."
Master Deltoo
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Stadium/2477/

JasBourne
10-24-2001, 05:05 AM
dude, relax, its a spoof.

There is no "chuteboxe.br", the brazilian NIC registry returns:

DomÃ*nio inexistente: "CHUTEBOXE.BR"

In English, that's "there ain't no such critter".

'sides, think about it a sec, why would a pro fighter risk civil legal action (that was a public threat of violence!) by posting on a young guy's homepage like that?

Martial Joe
10-24-2001, 05:07 AM
Dont be stupid :p

I know its not real...why do yu think I said...whos joke is this?

I can beat him up anyway

:rolleyes:

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I am Sharky's main man...

Xebsball
10-24-2001, 05:14 AM
Ok, so it was Ralek...

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"You will never need to feel weak, helpless, indecisive, not fascinating or ashamed of your genital dimensions. GOOD-BYE Humiliation. Bullies, Karate Experts, Boxing Champions, traffic wardens will melt to pulp as you master every situation."
Master Deltoo
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Stadium/2477/

Martial Joe
10-24-2001, 05:19 AM
I am running for my bed right now...

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Ozihn
10-24-2001, 05:35 AM
whats your website URL?

Martial Joe
10-24-2001, 05:36 AM
in my profile...

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Xebsball
10-24-2001, 06:33 AM
Nice videos

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"You will never need to feel weak, helpless, indecisive, not fascinating or ashamed of your genital dimensions. GOOD-BYE Humiliation. Bullies, Karate Experts, Boxing Champions, traffic wardens will melt to pulp as you master every situation."
Master Deltoo
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Stadium/2477/

Martial Joe
10-24-2001, 06:58 AM
Thanks...My forms need tooooooo much work...

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I am Sharky's main man...

Kung Lek
10-24-2001, 06:59 AM
Joe, where's your right lotus kick in Chum Kiu?

Just curious.

peace

Kung Lek

Martial Arts Links (http://members.home.net/kunglek)

Martial Joe
10-24-2001, 07:02 AM
My right lotus kick?
You lost me there...

Are you talking about the last kick?
and why I didnt do the other side?

If you are that is a great question.
I have to ask my sifu that one.

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Kung Lek
10-24-2001, 07:09 AM
yes.

peace

Kung Lek

Martial Arts Links (http://members.home.net/kunglek)

Watchman
10-24-2001, 07:18 AM
Stop trolling. ;)

Wongsifu
10-24-2001, 01:17 PM
watchman that was a beauty i think i pulled a muscle laughing :D :D

what do bin laden and general custer have in common????
They're both wondering where the fu(k all of those tomahawks are coming from. - donated by mojo

Kung Lek
10-24-2001, 02:09 PM
hahahahaha, watchman is following me around on my wing chun commentaries :D

peace

Kung Lek

Martial Arts Links (http://members.home.net/kunglek)

Kristoffer
10-24-2001, 02:19 PM
lol

~K~
"maybe not in combat..... but think of the chicks man, the chicks!"

Kung Lek
10-24-2001, 03:51 PM
Joe- I'm just playing with you.

Do what your sifu has taught you, you're doing fine :)

Just wanted to clear that up :D

peace

Kung Lek

Martial Arts Links (http://members.home.net/kunglek)

Watchman
10-24-2001, 06:27 PM
:D

Martial Joe
10-25-2001, 12:55 AM
But it is interesting...I dont understand wy the form wouldnt train both sides...it does on everything else...

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Martial Joe
10-25-2001, 01:00 AM
Some one posed as Rickson Gracie now...

It was one of you I know it...who sais punk alot?

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Xebsball
10-25-2001, 05:41 AM
I did a search on "punk" and come up with a list of suspects:
(obs: not in any specific order)

Terry Oi Punk
Don't call me spanky!
FeloniousMonk
ElPietro
Dragon Warrior
Sharky
STUDD WILSON
jun_erh
lotusleaf
Chris McKinley
Daedalus
PATIENT MONK
Sifu_Abel
DrunkenMonkey
rogue
SevenStar
Snake
Kaga
old jong
SifuAbel
Stranger
Water Dragon
maoshan
Bak Mei
Bruce Leroy
C. Martin
Budokan
Johnny Hot Shot
Godzilla
diego
lotus kick
Badger
Oi Punk 77 82
nobody
CanadianBadAss
Lost_Disciple
marycatherine
African Tiger
totallyfrozen
Ford Prefect
jimmy23
weakstudent
Spinning Backfist
PHILBERT
Waidan
Gary
Watchman
The Willow Sword
YeLLa-TiGeR
Ralek
LEGEND
Shog
GunnedDownAtrocity
WarChild
GinSueDog
BAI HE
wufupaul
Anarcho
reemul
Sam Wiley
zen_celt
MonkeySlap Too
Lyle
kwandao
feldor
tnwingtsun
qeySuS
Sum Sing Wong
Eric
Dragon D
DragonzRage
MaFuYee
omegapoint
Taomonkey
Kong Jianshen
Shaolindynasty
Rei
OdderMensch
brucelee2
Ryu
Ego Extrodinaire
Black Jack
KnightSabre
fiercest tiger
sui-fuw
blue dragon master
brassmonkey
6hmantis
NorthernMantis
hanky panky
Zhin
Vankuen
Mojo
BagwaBoxer
Tit Sa
Kong Zhi Wu
origenx
Stumblefist
Brett Again
Brat
AD
NineStep
dumog93
Cap'n J
doug maverick
theblacktaoist
LiquidJaguar
Jaguar Wong
Tien Long
Ma_Xu_Zha
Rolling Elbow
jojitsu27
sifubill
Mr. Lardball
Sifu Bear
Knifefighter
SW
Wah Ren Jie
Guandi
Monkey
SwiftKill
billy_pilgrim
Apprentice
Gargoyle again
dusk
doug maverick
Julio Gonzalez
Subitai
geosync

I think you can work from there. Hope it helps, man :)

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"You will never need to feel weak, helpless, indecisive, not fascinating or ashamed of your genital dimensions. GOOD-BYE Humiliation. Bullies, Karate Experts, Boxing Champions, traffic wardens will melt to pulp as you master every situation."
Master Deltoo
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Stadium/2477/

Watchman
10-25-2001, 05:43 AM
I've said punk?? :confused:

Martial Joe
10-25-2001, 05:49 AM
Oh zeesh...where to start...

I have an idea.I am to lazy.
I will just blame it on watchman :D

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I am Sharky's main man...

Martial Joe
10-25-2001, 05:49 AM
:p <~~~~~~~see that?
I am sticking my toungue out at you :D

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I am Sharky's main man...

Xebsball
10-25-2001, 06:05 AM
Watchman, yes Sir, you did say "punk".

Tought you'd escape this time uh? But no, i got eagle vision mister.

Here is the proof:
http://forum.kungfuonline.com/1/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=126197291&f=769195302&m=5601994262#6921907262

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"You will never need to feel weak, helpless, indecisive, not fascinating or ashamed of your genital dimensions. GOOD-BYE Humiliation. Bullies, Karate Experts, Boxing Champions, traffic wardens will melt to pulp as you master every situation."
Master Deltoo
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Stadium/2477/

Kung Lek
10-25-2001, 06:26 AM
:(
I didn't make the list of punks?

...oh, sorry, I've never "said" punk... :D

yeesh not even to our resident troll?
hmmmn, my mouth boxing needs improvement :)

peace

Kung Lek

Martial Arts Links (http://members.home.net/kunglek)

Martial Joe
10-25-2001, 06:28 AM
Upper Chin...cross tooth!!!

Mouth Boxing...

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I am Sharky's main man...

Martial Joe
10-25-2001, 06:32 AM
BTW...thanks for signing my guest book Kung Lek...

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I am Sharky's main man...

Xebsball
10-25-2001, 06:39 AM
We should look for "aura" that is much more precise.

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I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
I'm too sexy for your mother, too sexy for your mother
So sexy, YEAH

JWTAYLOR
10-25-2001, 06:03 PM
Wow, I've never said punk. Oops, guess I'm a suspect now.

BJJ is superior.

JWT

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV

Kung Lek
10-25-2001, 07:25 PM
Hey Joe, no problem, I liked your site, it's pretty good.

sign mine if ya ever drop by. :)

cheers
peace

Kung Lek

Martial Arts Links (http://members.home.net/kunglek)

Martial Joe
10-25-2001, 08:51 PM
Kung Lek...sure...

JWT...Now I am pointing my finger at you...

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I am Sharky's main man...