How I got banned really quick

[dave]

I made four spam posts. I am so ashamed.

Please shop at MartialArtsMart (http://www.martialartsmart.net/)

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

Why is this idiot spamming our boards with this crap?

[GeneChing]

banned. :)

[BM2]

How do we know, I mean really know, that this is not Gene doing an ad for Martialartsmart making it not look like an ad?
You know now I'm thinking that there really were not any Got Chi girls on here either, it was just Gene's evil plan to steer hormone induced males to buy more equipment. Like those magazine 100,000 dollar give aways where you think you might increase your chances of winning by ordering a mag. Instead he thinks we will buy from Martialartsmart to increase our chances of getting a Got CHi girl to date us. Well Gene it aint working on me. I've got so much of that crap lying around from martialartsmart, DVDs,swords etc. and I am still not getting any..uummm....martialartsmart doesn't sell anything for lonely guys do they?:o

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

Maybe no Got Qi girls, but definetly Ninjetts!! How esle to you explain my forum problems? :(

[GeneChing]

we just sent some ugly fat russian dude posing as a ninjette.

as for got qi girls (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16442), ninjettes (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35945), sword hotties (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=41007), MA chicks (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=36640), et.al., i deny any knowledge of covert marketing ploys.