How I got banned faster than dave

[Shengung]

I made two spam posts. I'm so ashamed. If only I had read the forum and seen what happened to dave yesterday (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=46609).

If I wanted to advertise, I should have used the proper channels (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/about/advertise.php).

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[SaintSage]

Just not the internet kind...:mad:

[lkfmdc]

Greetings in Peace,



more like "piece", as in "piece of crap" :rolleyes:




At this point in time several masters,



We won't name them, but they're masters, we assure you, and they're famous, even if no one has ever heard of them :rolleyes:



that have been researched,


Researched? What kind of research? Where? And by whom? Did this "research" involve a long stay in a room with a lot of padding on the walls?




Methodology is defined as "[seudo scientific sounding mumbo jumbo designed to remove large amounts of cash from the pockets of the unsuspecting"



Ah, there's a madness to your method :rolleyes:




For example in Grappling and in manipulation:


We know what you are grappling and manipulating as you sit at your keyboard :eek:

[GeneChing]

this is a good week. a spam ban a day, that's all we ask.

[lkfmdc]

thanks for leaving my post :D

[SevenStar]

thanks for leaving my post :D

Hey, no fair!! :D

[GeneChing]

That's how I view these spam threads now. I delete them all except for the on on the main forum. Then I leave it (with some judicious editing) like a decapitated head on a spike outside the castle walls. Hopefully, it'll serve as a warning to future spammers. That's doubtful, but at the very least, it makes me happy.

Have a great day! :)

[Oso]

there's this series by David Drake and Eric Flint called the "Belisarius" series. it's sci-fi and takes place about 600 AD (or is that ACE now???) and contemplates what what happen if India wanted to conquer the remnants of the Eastern Roman Empire....anyways, some of the Indians (preasts of a particular order) would completely skin victims and then hand thier entire 'body sack' up in front of the castle...

[lkfmdc]

a new avatar image for Gene

http://usera.imagecave.com/markyannone/HOP/HeadsOnPikes.jpg

[GeneChing]

I remember passing a small village in China and seeing a nekkid dead body in a pile of garbage by the side of the road. It was quite surreal. Needless to say, we all minded our p's and q's as we passed by....

[xcakid]

This is the best cookbook for Spam...How to cook Spam (http://www.amazon.com/Hawaiis-Spam-Cookbook-Kondo-Corum/dp/0935848495/ref=pd_bbs_sr_3/002-8788123-1676013?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1180565892&sr=8-3)

Mmmmm.....Spam California Rolls
Mmmmm.....Spam Fried rice

And the list goes on.