You know you spend too much time on the KFM forum when...

[SaintSage]

It shows up in your bleedin' dream...

Gene had made a topic trying to sell Wing Lam's Double Gen DVD, and he said that we should all buy it even though it sucked. He also appologised for it being so bad, and the enitre thread became a fight over whether it was a real kung fu set or just Wing Lam trying to make money and use for Sais... There was also arguing about lineage and stuff...

Pretty much the usual at KFM! (Just to note, I have no idea whether or not that video sucked, its just what Gene said in the dream!)

[Becca]

LOL! that's funny... I can honestly say I have never dreamt about KFO. KF, yes, but not FKO.

[golden arhat]

when u practise you're iron finger skills on the keyboard

[NJM]

It shows up in your bleedin' dream...

Gene had made a topic trying to sell Wing Lam's Double Gen DVD, and he said that we should all buy it even though it sucked. He also appologised for it being so bad, and the enitre thread became a fight over whether it was a real kung fu set or just Wing Lam trying to make money and use for Sais... There was also arguing about lineage and stuff...

Pretty much the usual at KFM! (Just to note, I have no idea whether or not that video sucked, its just what Gene said in the dream!)

I'm sorry, what video? Because Wing Lam has never altered his KF sets for money, or to make use of materials. In fact, he's never invented a set as to my knowlege. But if he did, I bet it would kick ass.

[SaintSage]

http://www.wle.com/products/VHG32D.html <--- That one.

And it was just a dream. I don't think he's ever made stuff up or anything like that, but I have heard people accuse him of that, which is why it showed up in my dream.

[Becca]

When you actually have to back-read a thread to make sure you aren't posting a responce to last year's forms flame thread...

When you know who the Doll Lady is...

You know who Blooming Ego is...

You know why people attribute supernatural powers to flan...

[MonkeyKingUSA]

I'm sorry, what video? Because Wing Lam has never altered his KF sets for money, or to make use of materials. In fact, he's never invented a set as to my knowlege. But if he did, I bet it would kick ass.

Sifu Lam has done much to spread Hung Gar, Northern Shaolin, Tai Chi Chuan and Ha Say Fu. He has been a great example to all of us and I have a lot of respect for him.
However, he does put "markers" in the sets on his videotapes. It is a common practice. Those who know the forms recognize the markers.

[NJM]

Sifu Lam has done much to spread Hung Gar, Northern Shaolin, Tai Chi Chuan and Ha Say Fu. He has been a great example to all of us and I have a lot of respect for him.
However, he does put "markers" in the sets on his videotapes. It is a common practice. Those who know the forms recognize the markers.

True, but isolated foibles don't translate into the creation of new sets, which is all I wanted to clarify.

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

When you know who the Doll Lady is...

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When THIS is where you come when you have dating problems :o

[GeneChing]

For the record, we didn't put any intentional markers in the WLE videos. We made some mistakes and those became the markers. I can almost always tell the video students because they never get past the videos. They just repeat the mistakes. Some of the younger generation people might have claimed there were markers to save face. But it was more accidental that intentional.

Anyway, I'm not sure I'm comfortable appearing in SaintSage's dream as selling something that sucks. I suppose it's better than appearing in SaintSage's dream in a teddy with a whip, but we shouldn't dwell on that too much now or I'll enter all of your dreams.

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

You know you are on KFM too much when you have your primary profile, AND an alias, and everyone knows the Alias is you...

BTW, when IS my primary profile going to be fixed? My post count is permanently discombobulated!! :mad:

[NJM]

For the record, we didn't put any intentional markers in the WLE videos. We made some mistakes and those became the markers. I can almost always tell the video students because they never get past the videos. They just repeat the mistakes. Some of the younger generation people might have claimed there were markers to save face. But it was more accidental that intentional. [/COLOR].

Bah! Thanks for telling everyone, I thought we were trying to keep that under wraps! =O

[Becca]

You know you are on KFM too much when you have your primary profile, AND an alias, and everyone knows the Alias is you...

BTW, when IS my primary profile going to be fixed? My post count is permanently discombobulated!! :mad:S'not that hard, you alias is RD's Alias...:D

I was going to say you know you've been on LFO too much when you understand Gene's thing with naco cheese and ninjettes, but I don't think even Gene understands that one... :O

[GeneChing]

when you understand Gene's think with naco cheese and ninjettes You've been here too long when you can make sense of that sentence. Do not sully my nacho ninjettes (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35945) with your bad grammar. :mad:;)

[Shaolin Wookie]

Mega-Tool actually starts making sense to you.....

[Erasmus Mingatt]

When you claim that you have an ancient unheard of form of Dit Da Jow that was given to you by an ancient Taoist priest on top of Mount "Toys R' US" which was a recipe given to him in a dream by a diety known only to him.

The name of the Jow? Can't tell ya..only I know it's contents :rolleyes:

[Becca]

when u practise you're iron finger skills on the keyboard
Or when you notice that your iron finger skills seem to be tied in with you typing speed. I used to 10-key several times a week. durring that time, my speer hand was much beter right-handed than left.:p

[bodhitree]

You bring books to work just so you don't spend the whole day on KFM

[MasterKiller]

You jack to nacho ninjaettes.

[bodhitree]

you remember hot topics of trolls by the year which they were hot

you know where this link (http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/)came from

your boss and coworkers know KFM is always up (more so than work)

when your family asks why you start randomly laughing and you explain something from this forum

[bodhitree]

you know the characters in all the super-mega challange matches

[bodhitree]

You know everything about RD's women troubles yet nothing about mambi's (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=47189)

[PangQuan]

When you come to the conclusion that Knifefighter is actually a decent guy. :eek:

[Iron_Eagle_76]

When you don't bother to respond to "My Kung Fu is uber deadly, I don't need to grapple"

When you look forward to the next installment of SevenStar vs. Masterkiller

[bodhitree]

When you don't bother to respond to "My Kung Fu is uber deadly, I don't need to grapple"

When you look forward to the next installment of SevenStar vs. Masterkiller


when you know there's a 90% chance mk's woman is with 7* right now:eek:

[PangQuan]

and a 90% chance someones Mom is with MK right now

[Iron_Eagle_76]

When your so bored at work you actually get excited that bodhitree restarted this thread.:eek:

[bodhitree]

When your so bored at work you actually get excited that bodhitree restarted this thread.:eek:


restarted this thread because he was so bored at work...

[bodhitree]

and a 90% chance someones Mom is with MK right now

You know you...... when

you know if GDA was here he'd say it was his mom then say "good job pimpin" to MK

[PangQuan]

You know you...... when

you know if GDA was here he'd say it was his mom then say "good job pimpin" to MK

lmao thats a good one, and right on the money

[bodhitree]

You cringe every time you see RD quote someone

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

You cringe every time you see RD quote someone

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What is so difficult about the way I quote people? It's simple, the words in Italics are thiers, and every thing after the Reply] Is mine.

[bodhitree]

You cringe every time you see RD quote someone

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What is so difficult about the way I quote people? It's simple, the words in Italics are thiers, and every thing after the Reply] Is mine.


I didn't say it was difficult, I just said it made me cringe.

[Iron_Eagle_76]

I cringe with laughter after every RD Woman story (only because he never gets laid:D)

[PangQuan]

"fox of the heart of the spiritual of the crane of the mind has entered the gates of the temple of the tiger of the mind of the essence of enlightenment of the tiger of the mind"

When you actually understand what The Xia was doing with this....you're in trouble at that point.

[The Xia]

"fox of the heart of the spiritual of the crane of the mind has entered the gates of the temple of the tiger of the mind of the essence of enlightenment of the tiger of the mind"

When you actually understand what The Xia was doing with this....you're in trouble at that point.
LOL! :D
How's this for one. You spend too much time on this forum if you are familiar with the name Takeshi Ukeno.

[SaintSage]

You are surprised a no-name like me got his thread revived.

[SPJ]

when you run out of stuff to read from Kung fu forums both in english and chinese.

--

:mad::D;)

[bodhitree]

when you know it's not worth trying to understand spj:D

when you've had interactions with John Takeshi, Mega-foot, and Mega_fist

[SPJ]

The long march of 10,000 posts starts with 3 posts a day."

:eek::D

[PangQuan]

when you know it's not worth trying to understand spj:D


When you DO understand SPJ :p

[The Xia]

When you lecture your family and friends about the mind of the tiger spiritual. :eek:

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

I cringe with laughter after every RD Woman story (only because he never gets laid

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Actually,I get laid a lot....it's generally the only thing that keeps the women around long enough to generate the crazy stories i have!!

[cjurakpt]

when you run out of people to quote

[cjurakpt]

when you run out of people to quote

when you run out of people to quote and start quoting yourself

[SaintSage]

when you run out of people to quote and start quoting yourself

Can I quote you on that?

[SPJ]

when you run out of people to quote and start quoting yourself

LOL.

Good one.

:D

[John Takeshi]

You feel betrayed by those whom you thought were allies.

When the enlightenment of the tiger mind has become prey to the libel of dragons in sheepskin garments, pilfered from the spiritual of the monkey.

[bodhitree]

You feel betrayed by those whom you thought were allies.

When the enlightenment of the tiger mind has become prey to the libel of dragons in sheepskin garments, pilfered from the spiritual of the monkey.

when you know all of the John Takeshi personas, and you know how to manipulate their babbel.


The true tiger is the mind spiritual of the panther.

[SaintSage]

You get bored and revive an old thread that's been resurected more times that Lazarus..

[cjurakpt]

You get bored and revive an old thread that's been resurected more times that Lazarus..

"Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job." -
-- James Joyce


when you find a way to work Joyce into a thread...

[Becca]

You know what people are talking about when they say "Jo-jo the dog boy."

And you know that this is a sign to go get the popcorn and if you want a drink, some glass plus to clean your moniter protector.:D

[TenTigers]

that it becomes your own little world, and you are so self-important that you type in "ttt" just so you and everyone else can see just how fukin clever you are...

[SPJ]

When you started to notice the handler's names of other posters and wonder

is it not saint = sage? or is it?

:confused::eek::D:rolleyes:;):p:D

[DPL]

When you quickly glance up in the sky every time you walk outside in case the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster is preparing to attack.

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

When the act of testing your latest batch of home made rice wine distilled to 50&#37; alcohol has you posting about said flying spaghetti monsters and muslins, instead of making the jow that the wine was originally intended for!!

[Becca]

Hey! What thread was that in? Sounds like fun...:D

[DPL]

I think the Spaghetti Monster made its first appearance on one of the two now-departed (in the Scorcese sense) muslim threads also mentioned by RD above, 'cause I can't find it anymore.

[bodhitree]

y.k.y.s.t.m.t. when your wife knows how you feel about certain characters here


when your family fears Gene Ching crotch kicks

[SaintSage]

When you post pictures of yourself doing a jumping kick in front of the Washington Monument.


The glowing yellow eyes makes for a neat effect.

[SPJ]

cool pic.

most of us are here to promote CMA or styles that we know.

a lot of promotions I guess.

:cool:

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

I am not really sure why I am here anymore. I have been here since 1969.

[The Xia]

http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=47438

http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=47857

[bodhitree]

http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=47438

http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=47857


I just didn't want anyone else to experience what I did...

[bodhitree]

you post about canadian (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=48446&page=12) bacon (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=48470&page=2)

when you see this thread (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=48469) you remember that thread (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=43675&highlight=green+cloud+fraud)


when you've ttt'ed this thread numerous times