What do you consider are the 3 undeniable truths to being a Ninja?

[KL70]

What do you consider are the 3 undeniable (serious or humorous)
truths to being a Ninja ?

[SevenStar]

1. ninjas are totally sweet.
2. ninjas are totally sweet because they flip out and kill people.
3. ninjas use those awesome hand signs.

[viper]

1 Ninjas are always in the "new" black
2 Ninjas always have a backstage pass
3 Ninjas can sleep on the job and not be harrased

[sunfist]

1. The art of the ninja is the art of deception, thus everything is insubstancial and there can be no truths.

2. Except, obviously, for the above listed truth.

3. And also these two.

[NJM]

Rule #1 of Ninja club...

[SoCo KungFu]

1. Ninja have a utility for any situation. In fact, NAPA will soon release its Shinobi line tool set 2. Ninja are always the most popular at pajama parties 3. One time a ninja flipped out and uppercut this dude just for looking out the window

[kungpowmaster]

3. Ninjas can burrow in the ground like moles.
2. Born a Ninja, Die a Ninja.
1. Godfrey Ho.