And so, what have we learned?

[David Jamieson]

Ok.

What have we learned?

(Insert any response about any subject you like)

[bodhitree]

internet challenges are for people so utterly mentally disabled that they should be shot, then hung, then shot while hanging.

[rogue]

Have a clear idea of what constitutes a "win" and make sure both parties agree to it.

[Mas Judt]

Robots are stealing my luggage.

[Iron_Eagle_76]

1. Kung Fu Magazine is still the best forumn on the planet.

2. When fighting on concrete, it's not a good idea to wear Thai shorts.

3. Walking around with your shirt unbuttoned only makes you look cool if you have a hairy chest and porn star mushtache (and the year is 1984)

4. No matter how lame a fight is, it will be considered the greatest of all time by some.

5. I have gotten jack sh*t accomplished at work due to this whole debacle.

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

Robots are stealing my luggage.

Reply]
Actually, that was my UFO buddies.

[David Jamieson]

Robots are stealing my luggage.

Reply]
Actually, that was my UFO buddies.

actually it's negligence on the airlines part.

[BruceSteveRoy]

i am awesome

[PangQuan]

actually it's negligence on the airlines part.

Actually, I'm stealing your luggage. I sell you're used underwear on the internet to middle aged white men with emotional problems.

[xcakid]

I've learned that:


Candy is dandy, But liquor is quicker. Rupees takes no effort.

17 is the age of consent in TX

When it comes to firearms, the end with the hole in it points away from you

When she says she's 17 but look 14, take a copy of her DL beforehand. Cuase 14 will get you 20 unless you have proof.

Never offer pot to a cop as a bribe

Never wear a thong to the beach if you're a guy

Having a cell number is only good if you actually have a phone

Jeans don't make you look fat. Its the cheeseburgers and cakes.




Things I have yet to learn:


Where does the other sock go?

How does a blind person know when they are done wiping their butt?

If you dring tequilla and Goldschlager, do you poop Mexican gold coins afterwards?

Where the hell is Waldo?

[PangQuan]

I've learned that:



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Things I have yet to learn:


Where does the other sock go?

How does a blind person know when they are done wiping their butt?

If you dring tequilla and Goldschlager, do you poop Mexican gold coins afterwards?

Where the hell is Waldo?


The other sock, I also sell on the internet.

scratch and sniff

yes

in hell

[brothernumber9]

"Candy is dandy, But liquor is quicker. Rupees takes no effort"

I had no idea Indian currency was actually the date rape drug.
bud bud ding ding.

[brothernumber9]

What have we learned?

HIV has never been scientifically proven by koch's postulates, nor EVER electron micrographed pictured from a sucrase gradient at 1.16 gm/ml. And the p.24 protein has never been proven to be specific to an alleged virus called HIV, therefore the antibody test used to screen for HIV is not a specific indicator of any infectious virus (retro or otherwise) at all.

[PangQuan]

What have we learned?

HIV has never been scientifically proven by koch's postulates, nor EVER electron micrographed pictured from a sucrase gradient at 1.16 gm/ml. And the p.24 protein has never been proven to be specific to an alleged virus called HIV, therefore the antibody test used to screen for HIV is not a specific indicator of any infectious virus (retro or otherwise) at all.

well....I WAS going to say that, but I figured everyone already knew that. :p

[xcakid]

"Candy is dandy, But liquor is quicker. Rupees takes no effort"

I had no idea Indian currency was actually the date rape drug.
bud bud ding ding.


I is no edumacated, don speell too good. :p

[Black Jack II]

Sometimes a woman with three breasts is not better than a woman with two.

[Iron_Eagle_76]

Sometimes a woman with three breasts is not better than a woman with two.

Anyone else get turned on by that chick in Total Recall?

[xcakid]

Anyone else get turned on by that chick in Total Recall?

I'm on a dryspell, cartoon character chicks turn me on at this point.

[Dragonzbane76]

Anyone else get turned on by that chick in Total Recall?

The midget?

[PangQuan]

in regards to nationally liberating wars, patriotism is applied internationalism.

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

I have learned that for me, Women should be avoided at all costs as I am much happier without them making my life complicated and stressful...however, I am weak, and cannot seem to resist them (Yes, a future Women thread is in the making :p ).

I have also learned that Firefox is the superior browser because it has a built in spell checker!

I have also learned that since my early days of posting on forums some sort of new fangled way of quoting has been invented, and no one understands the use of Italicized text when quoting people anymore...

[Vash]

I have learned that for me, Women should be avoided at all costs as I am much happier without them making my life complicated and stressful...however, I am weak, and cannot seem to resist them (Yes, a future Women thread is in the making :p ).

I have also learned that Firefox is the superior browser because it has a built in spell checker!

I have also learned that since my early days of posting on forums some sort of new fangled way of quoting has been invented, and no one understands the use of Italicized text when quoting people anymore...

Also, the only way.

Everything else is a case of the FAILS.

[PangQuan]

I learned from last night and also from RD's escapades, I am only sticking with booty calls. Stress free!

[SPJ]

1. no matter how good a topic/thread starts, it will be "torpedoed" to bits by all.

2. mud slinging makes everyone "dirty". the only way to win/be clean is to distance yourself from the slinging "crowd". (refering to forum posting)

--

:D

[TenTigers]

What have you learned, Dorothy?



DOROTHY
Well, I -- I think that it -- that it
wasn't enough just to want to see Uncle
Henry and Auntie Em -- and it's that -- if
I ever go looking for my heart's desire
again, I won't look any further than my own
backyard. Because if it isn't there, I
never really lost it to begin with! Is
that right?

and of course, this..
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6exm2Hi28Xw :D

[TenTigers]

and this..:cool:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cCD5YQbapfw

[5Animals1Path]

That whether the answer is 42 or not, Mos Def needs to stick to smaller supporting roles and crafting rap that doesn't push back the movement 30 years.

[John Takeshi]

I've learned, from a recent street encounter, just how valuable groundfighting is to my arsenal. A BJJ player and notorious pimp, Da Big Deezy, in the Crenshaw district tried to "raise up" and "slap a ho" while I was stalking a white collar insider trader, and he dropped low and went for a takedown. I impaled him with my retractible naginata. I wish there were more groundfighters in the world. They make my arsenal that much more deadly.

[Knifefighter]

Ok.

What have we learned?

(Insert any response about any subject you like)

Don't make yourself out to be a bada$$ kung fu master, claiming you have been in the special forces, and have tons of fighting experience and then get humilatingly beaten by a BJJ blue belt who weighs 70 lbs lighter than you when you assault his shemale freind.

Don't stick your fingers into someone's face who is mounted on you and expect not to have your fingers bitten off.

Don't drive 16 hours while on probation dressed in your superhero outfit to fight somebody from the internet and then stand around an whine about it not being the right location.

Don't let a midget with Parkinson's be the camera person for above shenanigans.

[John Takeshi]

Conversely, don't make yourself out to be a bad@$$ MMA fighter, claiming you have been a veteran of several American kumites, and have tons of ringfighting experience, and profess disbelief in the efficacy of Chinese Martial Arts, constantly begging for video footage of CMA coming out on top of grappling, then post a video montage of your real NHB fighting experience where nobody can tell what in the blue blazes of hell is going on.

[Becca]

Don't drive 16 hours while on probation dressed in your superhero outfit to fight somebody from the internet and then stand around an whine about it not being the right location.

Don't let a midget with Parkinson's be the camera person for above shenanigans.I find myself torn between wanting to know more and being pretty certain I realy don't want to know... :eek:;)

[SPJ]

The local community is much disturbed.

A local girl was driving her Dad's porsche @100 mph and clipped another car running @ 75 mph. She crashed into the toll booth. The safety belt protected the body and not the head. The pictures are all over the internet. The family is sueing California Highway Patrol for leaking the investigative photo's.

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the lesson would be

do not have a fast driving car in your driveway when you have teenage sons and daughters.

better yet drive a slow speed hybrid and save the environment.

:(

[xcakid]

Well I just learned today that going up to a chick on the train and telling her, "Your panties are showing" is not such a good pick up line. Who knew?!?!? :confused:

[sanjuro_ronin]

Well I just learned today that going up to a chick on the train and telling her, "Your panties are showing" is not such a good pick up line. Who knew?!?!? :confused:

I am sure the drooling didn't help either.

[xcakid]

I wasn't drooling.....I'm cool like that.

[SPJ]

We may say your clothes is not organized, out of order or mis- arranged.

So she will not be embarrassed by the "wording".

:D

[BruceSteveRoy]

We may say your clothes is not organized, out of order or mis- arranged.

So she will not be embarrassed by the "wording".

:D

thats actually a really funny suggestion.

[TenTigers]

"I think you're having a wardrobe malfunction"

[gwa sow]

the lesson would be

do not have a fast driving car in your driveway when you have teenage sons and daughters.

better yet drive a slow speed hybrid and save the environment.

:(

al gore's son got busted for marajuana and driving his hybrid at 100mph

[xcakid]

al gore's son got busted for marajuana and driving his hybrid at 100mph

You need to smoke pot to pass the time it gets to get the hybrid up to 100.

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

Hybred's can actually DO 100?

[xcakid]

Hybred's can actually DO 100?


0-100MPH in 4.5....................days. :D

Like I said, you need to smoke pot just to pass the time waiting for it to get to 100MPH

[David Jamieson]

0-100MPH in 4.5....................days. :D

Like I said, you need to smoke pot just to pass the time waiting for it to get to 100MPH

What you want is the fully full on electric car.

0-60 in 4 seconds.

check it and be amazed mofos
http://www.teslamotors.com

[PangQuan]

What you want is the fully full on electric car.

0-60 in 4 seconds.

check it and be amazed mofos
http://www.teslamotors.com

too bad you have to be rich (98k) to buy one.

basically they arent real unless you can afford it.

It's in the right direction, but maybe companies should try to produce something affordable to normal human beings.

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

My IROC will do 150MPH...1/4 mile is only in the high 13's though....no WAY I'd ever come close to a 4 second 0-60 though!!!

I think I could enjoy loosing 20 MPH off the top end to gain a 0-60 in 4!! :D

[RD'S Alias - 1A]

too bad you have to be rich (98k) to buy one.

basically they arent real unless you can afford it.

It's in the right direction, but maybe companies should try to produce something affordable to normal human beings.

Reply]
The exotics are allways where it starts. In 5-6 years, they will have vehicles that cover every price range.

The battery charges from fully dead to full in 4 hours. If you charge it after driving 100 miles, it charges in 2 hours.

Think about this now, they have reacently developed a SPRAY on Solar paint that is more effficient than current solar technology. If you got your Tesla painted with that stuff, you would have a fully electric car that is powered by it's own PAINT!!

You run out of power, park it in the open for several hours and you could conveivably have 25-50 miles of drive time on it for free.

Heck, that being said, if you parked it in the open while you worked 8 hours, I bet you could get almost a 100 mile charge on it. With most people working 8 hours, and less than 50 miles from home, a combination of spray on solar collctors and this car, you might NEVER need to charge it!

[Goldenmane]

[I]too bad you have to be rich (98k) to buy one.

Think about this now, they have reacently developed a SPRAY on Solar paint that is more effficient than current solar technology. If you got your Tesla painted with that stuff, you would have a fully electric car that is powered by it's own PAINT!!



Got links?

Never mind... Google does the funky and comes up with the goods.

Still looks to be a few years away from real production, but it's always good to see the lab boys going all Neil Stephenson.

Now if only they'd come up with a decent skullgun 'n' battle-armour...

...and neural implants. I wanna download kungfu.:D

[xcakid]

What you want is the fully full on electric car.

0-60 in 4 seconds.

check it and be amazed mofos
http://www.teslamotors.com

Oh yeah, that's the shiznit right there. I saw that on CNBC a few months back. Would love to have one. Except I would drive it like a maniac and would probably drain the batteries somewhere in the middle of a freeway and would have to be towed home. Guess I won't have to worry about this since I don't have the money.

[brothernumber9]

All that's needed now is to seriously drop the price of the car and start a charging station or areas infrastructure. Hopefully they will share some of thier technology and allow other manufacturers to follow suit, to drive the cost down and allow such a charging infrastructure to take foot.

Until then, or at least for the cost of the one out now, I can buy 3 Corollas and buy gas for probably close to 15 yrs.