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Black Jack II
07-28-2007, 02:33 PM
Anyone else want to be immortal????

I bet they have some good kung fu having been around all these years.

http://www.vampiretemple.com/home.html
diego
07-28-2007, 08:16 PM
Anyone else want to be immortal????

I bet they have some good kung fu having been around all these years.

http://www.vampiretemple.com/home.html

i read that site with the biggest open mind, and all i could come up with is i think the cia wrote the vampire bible so they can keep tabs on all the ****s of the worlds adresses...
NJM
07-28-2007, 10:51 PM
Oh lawdy...
Fuzzly
07-29-2007, 04:54 AM
So would a Dim Mak actually heal one of these people?
RD'S Alias - 1A
07-29-2007, 07:27 AM
Yes, and Qi gong Kills them.


Vampires have never been much of a concern for me as I am Italian. Being Italian, where Garlic is considered a food group, our blood is so garlic rich that Vampires don't bother us. :D
Shaolinlueb
07-29-2007, 09:29 AM
No physical blood drinking.

We wish to avoid exposing Our Temple to criminal liability and what many consider cannibalism.
Drinking physical blood is a socially unacceptable behavior and reveals a deep misunderstanding of Our Religion.



these sound like a bunch of f*ggot vampires to me.
RD'S Alias - 1A
07-29-2007, 10:27 AM
Isn't the sustaining one's existence by the drinking of blood as your only nourishment the defining aspect of being a Vampire?
The Willow Sword
07-29-2007, 10:27 AM
these sound like a bunch of f*ggot vampires to me.


ROFLMAO!!:D

yeah who ever heard of vamps not drinking blood? these little pudwappers prolly drink oceanspray cran-grape and get all theatrical about it when they finish drinking. lol.

Peace,TWS
John Takeshi
07-29-2007, 12:47 PM
these sound like a bunch of f*ggot vampires to me.

yeah who ever heard of vamps not drinking blood? these little pudwappers prolly drink oceanspray cran-grape and get all theatrical about it when they finish drinking. lol.

Peace,TWS

I know a vampiric acquaintance with another clan who had to give up on blood. He kept getting sick, b/c the people in LA were spreading too many diseases. Probably because of the **** **** population.
Shaolinlueb
07-29-2007, 01:28 PM
they dont drink blood because of disease. which is a smart idea. but i just think its funny they are against blood drinking.

like i said.... actually I am going to add to this.

f*ggot @ss fake vampires :rolleyes:
GeneChing
07-30-2007, 09:29 AM
We actually ran a cover blurb that said Dracula's Kung Fu in our 2000 November issue (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/magazine/article.php?article=128). It was for an article titled Dracula's Art of War: A Martial Portrait of a 15th Century Warrior by David Bannon. We all remember Race (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=40193), don't we? It's an embarrassing skeleton from our closet: I was on staff at that time, and tried my best to oppose it, but failed obviously. :o